Hipster: Permanently Loose At Age 18
My Papa John's delivery bro tells me body art is a form of expression. I couldn't agree more. This broads pierced nipples and tacky tattoos just scream 'my vagina has more cargo space than a Chevy Trailblazer'. And that it does laddy, that it does
Views: 434,106 | Date: 5.17.12 | Submitted By Gape Master 5000 | Category: Meat Caves Inc.
Big fat curved penis sends a fresh wad of home cooked Twinky filling right back into the face of it's creator. It's not a problem I expect to incur any time soon but I do retain faith in the bottle of Extenze my sister so kindly purchased me last xmas. Similar videos HERE & HERE.
Date: 4.20.11 | Views: 1,381,743 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Dudes hung like a newborn chinchilla. Most folks with such handicaps shy away from the limelight and become reclusive. Not this turkey. He loves to socialize... he's just not very good at first impressions!
Date: 4.20.11 | Views: 1,252,926 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition
Shaft and Gilligan combine forces for the greater good - to quite literally fuck the pudding pop out of a $7.25 Tijuana hooker. And this my friends is why cheap motels always use floral bedding - it's essentially camouflage for shit stains.
Date: 4.5.11 | Views: 1,805,467 | Submitted By bmybmobile | Category: Bloopers
Speech Disorders & Anal Sex Dont Mix
This white trash tart has a speech impediment that's left her sounding like Stan's cunt of a sister from South Park. But that's okay. The bulk of her dialogue has been limited to "ouch" and "that hurtz muddafucka". I wouldn't have it any other way. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 4.3.11 | Views: 1,320,767 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal
She's drunk, high and/or possibly retarded... all of which adequately explain why she's fucking a dude that has less hair than Mr. Magoo and singing along to shitty techo beats. The real question is... who's dick did she have to suck for that badassical Santa Clause skirt? I dig it.
Date: 3.29.11 | Views: 2,528,351 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Drunk
A little KY Jelly, Egyptian cotton sheets, continuous stimulation of the G-Spot... what could possibly go wrong? I'll give you a hint.. it's shaped like a dodger dog, travels at high velocities and smells like that fat girl from Precious.
Date: 3.28.11 | Views: 1,285,790 | Submitted By Saffron | Category: Bloopers
Kylie Ireland flips the fuck out after champaign-laced saliva (uh-huh) breaches her meat cave and causes discomfort. With 15+ years experience in the industry... you could likely slip a Mini Cooper up her twat without her even noticing... and yet somehow a single loogie results in a tapout? Looks like menopause came 20 years early. More HERE.
Date: 3.24.11 | Views: 1,354,484 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
41 year old grandmother that A.) has less teeth than a goldfish B.) is about as good at taking cock as Mother Teresa C.) is subjected to one liners like "ya dont need teeth to take my beef" and D.) projects vomit so rank it could be harvested for biowarfare. And yes, I'd hit it. Full vid HERE.
Date: 3.20.11 | Views: 2,244,983 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
A dozen black dudes slated to mass pummel a 90 pound Mexiho bring production to a halt after a fight breaks out on set. Unfortunately the camera is pointed down for much of the action, so in place of flying fists we see the donkey dicks of numerous men - many of whom continue to fap as they spectate.. which I find fucking hilarious. More HERE.
Date: 3.18.11 | Views: 1,674,816 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Downside of being 26 and still living at home: everytime youre about to unload some nutsack chutney onto your GF's face., momma comes a knockin! And of course there's always the other end of the spectrum - mom's with foot long dongs but no time to use em.
Date: 3.14.11 | Views: 2,343,230 | Submitted By SpamSam | Category: Busted!
Up close look at a woman experiencing a clitoral orgasm, followed by some heavy vaginal contractions. Shit, I almost sound like a legitimate doctor. I wonder if anyone would take the bait if I made a craigslist post offering free gyno exams? College girls only. Worked for this guy.
Date: 3.12.11 | Views: 1,399,679 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms
Everyone has a breaking point. Hers is 104 consecutive cumshots to the dome. Spill that much seed and she'll rage-quit your shoot and slam the fuck out of your doors like nobody's business. Some people just cant handle their calories. Download the full outtake HERE.
Date: 3.9.11 | Views: 1,482,891 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Short compilation of Chloe Camilla's most over the top, ear deafening climaxes. I really wanna know... is this shit fake? or is it considered normal to perform half assed Taekwondo mid-orgasm? More of her HERE.
Date: 3.8.11 | Views: 1,892,948 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms
Director gets annoyed after discovering the star of his young/innocent themed porno flick is actually a post-crackwhorian guttertramp with a horrendous tattoo right where it counts. That's like casting Steven Segal in a drama about terminally ill lesbians. Some things you just cant pull off, no matter how big your ponytail is. More blooper shit HERE.
Date: 3.4.11 | Views: 1,765,202 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Trashy blonde high off Febreeze channels some standard white-woman rape fanatasies through her dearly beloved Cletus, with the help of an industrial strength Afro dildo. But the real trophy here isnt her orgasm. It's his. Herpa derp, double time.
Date: 3.1.11 | Views: 2,070,439 | Submitted By Phillip | Category: Orgasms
White dude assaulted by real life pimp after cutting in line at a bukkake fuckfest. Consequences will never be the same. This is actually filmed by the same crew that made headlines in 08 after being robbed at gun point on the set of another bukkake shoot. They film some crazy shit.
Date: 2.23.11 | Views: 1,832,286 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Goofy motherfucker works feverishly to prevent his puddin pop from premature eruption... and seemingly succeeds thanks to a few self inflicted cock slaps and more breaks than a Mexican landscaper. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 2.14.11 | Views: 2,696,465 | Submitted By Blablo | Category: Premature
