LOL Camwhores

Those tits look pretty weathered for a 19 year old. That aside, I give it a hearty 4 1/2 boners up. Pretty much the hottest thing I've seen since Welcome To The Rileys with that skanky delight Kristen Stewart.

Views: 104,608 | Submitted By Danny | Category: Camwhores

The Destruction of A Stuttering Asian

My biggest turn on ever is Asian girls with stupid adorable accents and at least a B cup. This one ups the ante and sets a new standard. Kind of like Subways new Fritos stuffed crunchy chicken enchilada melt. I gotta get me one of those! FULL VIDEOS HERE.

Views: 2,646,954 | Date: 7.7.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Asians

Orgasms Hilariously Ruined By Animals

Rejected scene's from ZooTube.com in a heart warming compilation of the furriest cock blockers in their shining moments of sexual guerrilla terrorism and climax deprivation tactics. Imagine a live action, adult version of the Garfield cartoons. Complete with frustrated owner.

Views: 2,121,162 | Date: 7.1.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: LULZ

OOPS! I Stabbed Your Cervix!

Some "feels" I am glad I will never experience in life. Child birth, menstrual cramps, bamboo fingernail torture, or when a unlubed and unwelcomed penis randomly kicks open the door to the house of pain. FULL VIDEOS HERE - 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Views: 2,267,270 | Date: 6.26.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: Wrong Hole

100 Most Brutal Orgasms of all Time

The finest collection of eardrum destroying, vomit inducing orgasms you'll wish you never saw. Emphasis on the whole wishing you never saw this shit part. One dude nuts so hXc that he actually ruptures a fucking blood vessel and spurts red. 2.15 mark. You've been warned.

Views: 2,563,260 | Date: 6.15.13 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Breaking Points

FULL VIDEOS HERE: INTRO, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Views: 2,243,637 | Date: 6.11.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: LULZ

Skater Bro Fucks His Own Grandmother

He's 18, shops at Tilly's, listens to Rise Against and is a full time connoisseur of pussy older than Jesus; A sexual 'Rambo' of the nursing homes if you will. Extreme caution advised. This will probably ruin your day and/or life. MORE GRANDMA DESTRUCTION HERE.

Views: 2,055,671 | Date: 6.3.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

A Different Kind of Painal

Jackass-inspired stunt involving a weapons-grade slingshot and some cactus goes horribly right when the target, (a gypsy woman's anus), is met with a direct hit. And now I'm met with a direct boner. Circle of life. FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 2,495,548 | Date: 5.29.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Painal

The Virgin of All Virgins

The smile this dude gives off whilst getting his first dick-suck is fucking priceless. Worthy of it's own emoticon. Same goes for the someone-just-farted-in-my-face expression he exhibits once he realizes said blowjob has ended. Every 15 frames lies a Kodac moment. FULL VIDEO HERE

Views: 2,123,229 | Date: 5.27.13 | Submitted By Wayne | Category: Virgins

College Students Rather Spy Than Fuck

Getting blown by a cute oriental girl.... what could possibly take priority over that? My list is a short one and sitting in a dark room while watching another man masturbate sure as fuck isn't on it. But for this duo, the agenda is a wee bit different.

Views: 1,965,198 | Date: 5.18.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Voyeur

The Creepiest Motherfucker in Porn

If there's a book out there on what NOT to do during intercourse, I'd say this dude just paved the way for a fucking trilogy. Nevermind his Rosie O'Donnell-like figure, or his unsettling fetish for floppy disks. The real prize is at the 2.48 mark. Ladies and gentleman, this motherfucker just single-handedly brought back Planking. Download here + discuss here.

Views: 2,666,090 | Date: 5.15.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal

I've heard a lot of desperate men say a lot of desperate shit just to keep their cocks submerged in teen sphincter.. but to essentially give a girl the greenlight to defecate on your penis just to avoid a 3 min. potty break? That's a level of dedication I hope to never know. FULL VIDEO HERE!.

Views: 3,068,492 | Date: 5.6.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Painal

The Giggliest Girl in Porn

There's 3 things that simply no longer exist in my world: 1.) pornography induced erections 2.) positive feedback on my 'this is what a feminist looks like' tee and 3.) dinners at P.F. Changs that do NOT result in 1st degree burns to my anus. This vid solved 2 outta 3. FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 3,481,111 | Date: 4.17.13 | Submitted By Stryfe | Category: LULZ