Sex Tape Failure of a Wannabe Rapper

It's "sex tape 101" with this ratchet dork that lets nothing stand in front of his delusions. Not even his dick lint, a random ice cream truck or even his mom will stop him from showing us how to make a porn. #BOSS

Views: 163,600 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

The Bukkake Horror Show

It's hard being a 425 pound Mexican pornstar with a cock comparable to that of a newborn Chinchilla. Everyday you risk a potential heart attack, difficulty wiping your ass after dropping a deuce and.. oh yeah, completely fucking missing during a facial scene despite being quite literally 3 centimeters away. Ay, Carumba! MORE HERE.

Views: 1,893,724 | Date: 7.23.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: LULZ

Crushed Dreams Of Porn Stardom

For the greater good of porn these basement dwelling wannabe's need the Lassie treatment. These guys thinking they have what it takes to be porn stars makes as much sense as the story line for "Sharknado". FULL SCENES HERE.

Views: 2,127,004 | Date: 7.18.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: LULZ

Too Drunk To Orgy

Meet the overly intoxicated attention whore at the party. She's a 6/10, blowing .08 now and anyone willing later. She left right after this, I hope she didn't drive. Might of left with some guy...whatever. Better her ass getting rear ended than my Honda. DOWNLOAD HERE.

Views: 1,799,217 | Date: 7.9.13 | Submitted By TonyBBQ | Category: Drunk

The Destruction of A Stuttering Asian

My biggest turn on ever is Asian girls with stupid adorable accents and at least a B cup. This one ups the ante and sets a new standard. Kind of like Subways new Fritos stuffed crunchy chicken enchilada melt. I gotta get me one of those! FULL VIDEOS HERE.

Views: 2,701,717 | Date: 7.7.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Asians

Orgasms Hilariously Ruined By Animals

Rejected scene's from ZooTube.com in a heart warming compilation of the furriest cock blockers in their shining moments of sexual guerrilla terrorism and climax deprivation tactics. Imagine a live action, adult version of the Garfield cartoons. Complete with frustrated owner.

Views: 2,132,672 | Date: 7.1.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: LULZ

OOPS! I Stabbed Your Cervix!

Some "feels" I am glad I will never experience in life. Child birth, menstrual cramps, bamboo fingernail torture, or when a unlubed and unwelcomed penis randomly kicks open the door to the house of pain. FULL VIDEOS HERE - 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Views: 2,277,977 | Date: 6.26.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: Wrong Hole

100 Most Brutal Orgasms of all Time

The finest collection of eardrum destroying, vomit inducing orgasms you'll wish you never saw. Emphasis on the whole wishing you never saw this shit part. One dude nuts so hXc that he actually ruptures a fucking blood vessel and spurts red. 2.15 mark. You've been warned.

Views: 2,574,154 | Date: 6.15.13 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Breaking Points

FULL VIDEOS HERE: INTRO, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Views: 2,250,258 | Date: 6.11.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: LULZ

Skater Bro Fucks His Own Grandmother

He's 18, shops at Tilly's, listens to Rise Against and is a full time connoisseur of pussy older than Jesus; A sexual 'Rambo' of the nursing homes if you will. Extreme caution advised. This will probably ruin your day and/or life. MORE GRANDMA DESTRUCTION HERE.

Views: 2,062,838 | Date: 6.3.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

A Different Kind of Painal

Jackass-inspired stunt involving a weapons-grade slingshot and some cactus goes horribly right when the target, (a gypsy woman's anus), is met with a direct hit. And now I'm met with a direct boner. Circle of life. FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 2,508,767 | Date: 5.29.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Painal

The Virgin of All Virgins

The smile this dude gives off whilst getting his first dick-suck is fucking priceless. Worthy of it's own emoticon. Same goes for the someone-just-farted-in-my-face expression he exhibits once he realizes said blowjob has ended. Every 15 frames lies a Kodac moment. FULL VIDEO HERE

Views: 2,129,708 | Date: 5.27.13 | Submitted By Wayne | Category: Virgins

College Students Rather Spy Than Fuck

Getting blown by a cute oriental girl.... what could possibly take priority over that? My list is a short one and sitting in a dark room while watching another man masturbate sure as fuck isn't on it. But for this duo, the agenda is a wee bit different.

Views: 1,970,037 | Date: 5.18.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Voyeur