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| XXX JAPANESE GAMESHOW |
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[Penis] | |
| He can brag about his 20 pound meat bag all he wants. If it doesn't get hard, then it's about as useful as a black hooker on Blood Donor Day. | ||
| Date: 11.19.09 Views: 95,073 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Premature] | |
| Failure to achieve erection OR premature ejaculation. Those are the top 2 problems most men face when trying to perform on camera. It's usually one or the other... but in this chumps case - 2 birds are killed with 1 very tiny stone. | ||
| Date: 11.17.09 Views: 414,684 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Painal] | |
| And hopefully her last. I rather beat off to reruns of the Maury Povich show than this half ton stankasaurus. lolz. | ||
| Date: 11.16.09 Views: 354,096 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Insertions] | |
| You gotta add water. Everyone knows that you silly son of a bitch. | ||
| Date: 11.13.09 Views: 407,468 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Proalpse] | |
| It's crazy. On the outside, assholes all look the same. But if your rectum was to ever head south & emerge as a pinksock... you'd quickly find that much like the butt plugs in Oprah Winfrey's sextoy collection, they come in all shapes, sizes & colors. 4 years of running a porn site and that's about all I've learned.
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| Date: 11.11.09 Views: 350,442 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LULZ] | |
| Pretending to be black seems to be a key component. BALLZ DEEEEEP SON! | ||
| Date: 11.10.09 Views: 533,888 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LULZ] | |
| Some professionmal pipe layers right here. Too bad the only thing they made sore was her ear drums. Skreeem bitch skreeem! More here: 1, 2, 3, 4. | ||
| Date: 11.9.09 Views: 537,183 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Asians] | |
| Two years of solid constipation. That's what you get for eating dog. WHABAM! | ||
| Date: 11.7.09 Views: 512,342 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| The knife might be fake, but that hole in her beef curtain sure as fuck isnt. Looks like Borat ran her snapper through the meat grinder. Hey lady, one word: labiaplasty. You're halfway there! | ||
| Date: 11.6.09 Views: 370,600 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Asians] | |
| Fuck porn, she belongs in MMA. | ||
| Date: 11.4.09 Views: 866,137 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Insertions] | |
| for when Colon Cleanse just isn't enough.. | ||
| Date: 11.3.09 Views: 428,732 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Premature] | |
| I like how he straight up bends his cock as a means to halt the ejaculation. It's a penis, not a fucking garden hose. Nice try though! | ||
| Date: 11.2.09 Views: 729,253 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Proalpse] | |
| Her asshole resembles the neck of a kid that's just been decapitated. Hmmm. Sounds like fap time if you ask me. | ||
| Date: 10.30.09 Views: 761,942 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Insertions] | |
| Don't give up.... you're almost there. | ||
| Date: 10.27.09 Views: 887,505 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Exhibition] | |
| Beating off at home is for pussies. Real men take their meat to the street. | ||
| Date: 10.25.09 Views: 430,061 Comments: 0 | ||