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It's always a little discouraging to discover a hunk of carne asada on the head of your cock after engaging in some recreational sodomy. Consider it a toll for taking the orifice less traveled. Full video available HERE.
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The short story of an old hag and her epic battle with chronic constipation. Lots of raunchy anal in this one, along with constant reminders that the bitch is in dire need of a bowel movement. Some fuckin seriously amazing screenwriting here folks.
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Girl goes in for double F implants. Three months later, her nipples give way and out pours 5 pounds of silicone. This actually happens twice more cause the dumb bitch refuses to give up on her deflated fun bags and pursues additional surgeries... earning herself a Miss Frakentits 2010 nomination along the way
Date: 3.15.10 |
Views: 337,148 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Modifications
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Snapping pictures of yourself beating off in a Kmart parking lot AND managing to capture the facial expressions of every chick that passes by AND successfully avoiding arrest is no easy feat. This fucker is the MacGyver of public masturbation. Respect.
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Perhaps my logic in somewhat flawed - but you'd think that someone who's devoted their life to sucking animal dick would at least have the courtesy to convert to vegetarianism. You heartless bitch.
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DJ Jackoff ventures into the wrong part of town to land himself a $5 piece of ivory pussy. However, his efforts are thwarted mid-fellatio by a local warlord known as The V-Man (short for Vaginal Master) who's heavily armed with "rocks and sheet". My oh my!
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Ginger Spice 2.0 straight up forgot to wipe her ass. She's got a shit-soaked thong that's leaking out malt balls left and right. What's awesome is the dumb motherfucker that decided to use his own finger to inspect the mysterious brown substance. Hepatitis C baby.
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Shit... if that aint love at first sight, I don't know what is. When you're cruising with your cock out in daddy's Ford Fiesta... amazing things are bound to happen.
Date: 3.7.10 |
Views: 414,333 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Exhibition
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No better way to celebrate your last day of singledom by sticking 2 Vienna sausages up the vadge of a $12 whore. They made a push for 3 but the sea donkey insisted her cunt was already at max capacity. Uh huh.
Date: 3.5.10 |
Views: 690,964 |
Uploader: Justin |
Category: Insertions
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My quest to turn sexual harassment into an art form is finally nearing completion. Here's the latest installement in my public jackoff saga. If you missed the 1st two... click HERE + HERE. For information on the soundtrack - check out this page HERE.
Date: 3.1.10 |
Views: 894,981 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Exhibition
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Russian bitch spazzes the fuck out for no apparent reason and then tries to claim she was just "acting". Yep... no better way to enhance a porn scene than by acting like a demonic crackwhore with Tourette syndrome.
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This video is all but guaranteed to result in a divorce. Probably a domestic violence case too... or is that just being overly optimistic? Full video available HERE!
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After 32 surgeries, 10 liters of silicone, and going against the advice of every reputable doctor in all of Brazil... this crazy bitch now holds a Guinness World Record: the very 1st legally-retarded woman to get size 38KKK implants. Mazel tov!
Date: 2.24.10 |
Views: 727,171 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Modifications
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Mr. big dick hot shot is reduced to a little bitch in 5 seconds flat after his sister walks in on his cybersex extravaganza.
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