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The sound clip at the end says it all.
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DJ Jackoff ventures into the wrong part of town to land himself a $5 piece of ivory pussy. However, his efforts are thwarted mid-fellatio by a local warlord known as The V-Man (short for Vaginal Master) who's heavily armed with "rocks and sheet". My oh my!
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Ginger Spice 2.0 straight up forgot to wipe her ass. She's got a shit-soaked thong that's leaking out malt balls left and right. What's awesome is the dumb motherfucker that decided to use his own finger to inspect the mysterious brown substance. Hepatitis C baby.
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Shit... if that aint love at first sight, I don't know what is. When you're cruising with your cock out in daddy's Ford Fiesta... amazing things are bound to happen.
Date: 3.7.10 |
Views: 264,576 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Exhibition
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No better way to celebrate your last day of singledom by sticking 2 Vienna sausages up the vadge of a $12 whore. They made a push for 3 but the sea donkey insisted her cunt was already at max capacity. Uh huh.
Date: 3.5.10 |
Views: 503,237 |
Uploader: Justin |
Category: Insertions
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My quest to turn sexual harassment into an art form is finally nearing completion. Here's the latest installement in my public jackoff saga. If you missed the 1st two... click HERE + HERE. For information on the soundtrack - check out this page HERE.
Date: 3.1.10 |
Views: 691,039 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Exhibition
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Russian bitch spazzes the fuck out for no apparent reason and then tries to claim she was just "acting". Yep... no better way to enhance a porn scene than by acting like a demonic crackwhore with Tourette syndrome.
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This video is all but guaranteed to result in a divorce. Probably a domestic violence case too... or is that just being overly optimistic? Full video available HERE!
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After 32 surgeries, 10 liters of silicone, and going against the advice of every reputable doctor in all of Brazil... this crazy bitch now holds a Guinness World Record: the very 1st legally-retarded woman to get size 38KKK implants. Mazel tov!
Date: 2.24.10 |
Views: 649,739 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Modifications
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Mr. big dick hot shot is reduced to a little bitch in 5 seconds flat after his sister walks in on his cybersex extravaganza.
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She screams "ow!" 87 times in the span of 3 minutes. The quality may be crap but you really cant complain with numbers like that.
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This video was submitted with no audio track. Luckly I can read lips with precise accuracy, so I created some textual captions to compensate for the lack of dialogue. Pretty sure I nailed it on the head.
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Hmmm. Cant really blame the guy. If your wife looked like a cross between Rosanne and a lesbian hippopotamus... you'd probably explore other options too.
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Everytime her son's cock gets brought up, her eyes widen like a fat kid at Taco Bell. It's pretty creepy. Almost as creepy as that basketball-sized tumor hanging from her mid section. Seriously, what the fuck is that?
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This hobo motherfucker is crazy. He eats up some Jap pussy as if there's Top Ramen stashed away in her uterus. Then his eyeballs pop out Total Recall style just as he's about to blow his load... which might as well be battery acid judging from the expression of the recipient. haha.
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