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Humiliating defeat.
Date: 7.15.09 Views: 13,253 Comments: 0
I've officially seen it all. Well, almost. Still waiting on that Brian Peppers sextape to surface. Till then, my hunt for fucked up porno treasure goes on.
Date: 7.12.09 Views: 119,261 Comments: 0
Usually these type of videos are designed for kids. This one's actually for adults... adults so dumb they can't tell apart their wife's pussy hole from an Arby's Beef N Cheddar. Skip to 3:38 and you'll understand.
Date: 7.11.09 Views: 194,858 Comments: 0
You're supposed to wipe down the machine with a towel before you leave, dickhead.
Date: 7.10.09 Views: 157,507 Comments: 0
He's got a 2 inch penis and a hard-on for mommy. Definitely a daily efukt visitor.
Date: 7.9.09 Views: 266,266 Comments: 0
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's.... two thinly sliced pieces of USDA Select Grade roast beef attached to a big titted slut. HAHA. Full video available on A Day With A Pornstar.
Date: 7.8.09 Views: 365,382 Comments: 0
All I can think about is the people who jack off to this shit. I envision a crowd of a thousand Japs in a dimly lit adult theater, simultaneously ejaculating just as the girl's vagina gets blown into oblivion by a point-blank blast from a 12 guage. Enthusiastic high fives, everywhere.
Date: 7.7.09 Views: 229,036 Comments: 0
The public transit fap master strikes again! This time gaining a new record level viewership - 1 seemingly attractive blonde who can't stop gawking at the cock! Everybody's a winner.
Date: 7.6.09 Views: 411,466 Comments: 0
When I first posted this 3 years ago I left out one key component - the subtitles. Because if you think making a girl eat your feces is fucked up, just wait till you see some of this dialogue. More info HERE.
Date: 7.5.09 Views: 326,042 Comments: 0
Must be a genetic thing. Their cornhole DNA is cock blockin. Probably just born with smaller and tighter assholes than other girls. But god damn, those cocks don't even exceed 4 inches. That's like getting pricked with a needle.
Date: 7.5.09 Views: 163,644 Comments: 0
As a slut, I dig the floppy knockers and her fat ass. But as a parent, well... her family values beg refinement. Prepping for amatuer night at the local titty bar with your toddler in the room doesn't really qualify as playtime. Sorry.
Date: 7.4.09 Views: 266,966 Comments: 0
Way too homoerotic for my taste, but I did get a laugh out of his 'grand finale' and the excessive use of the word "bro". Watch all the way through and you'll understand.
Date: 7.3.09 Views: 389,853 Comments: 0
All shit aside, this is seriously a great movie. It's called The Magdalene Sisters and it's based on some fucked up real life events. Netflix it. A little enlightenment will take your fap session a long way.
Date: 7.2.09 Views: 379,741 Comments: 0
God damn. If only my girlfriend shared her habits... maybe then I wouldn't end up with shit in my urethra 3 times a week.
Date: 7.1.09 Views: 436,262 Comments: 0
He wears eyeliner, listens to Marilyn Manson and has the masculinity of Richard Simmons. Was god drunk off his ass when he decided to bless this tard with a 13 inch cock or what? It should've been me you mothefucker. Meeeee.
Date: 6.30.09 Views: 781,525 Comments: 0