Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party
This girl has an emotional breakdown immediately following a facial. I initially assumed the obvious - dude must love his jumbo asparagus. But upon a 2nd viewing, I spotted a wedding band on the left hand. This is the part where I'm supposed to call her a whore. Personally, I'd rather just comfort her and smell her butt. I'm romantic like that. Full vid HERE.
Date: 1.26.12 | Views: 519,464 | Submitted By Dylan | Category: LULZ
OOPS! I Accidentally Sodomized You!
If there's one thing that never fails to get a fuckload of clicks - it's videos of unexpected butt love. So here's 8 of em. That's right, EIGHT, as in the number of times I defecated after eating crab wontons at P.F. Changs. Enjoy. SOURCES: #1, #2, #4, #5, #6, #8.
Date: 1.23.12 | Views: 937,371 | Submitted By TG | Category: Wrong Hole
Webmaster Talks Fan Into Fisting Herself
Meet 20 year old Destiny. She has a knack for stuffing household products up her sweet sweet shithole, and thanks to the head honcho over @ isanyoneup.com, 2 new items just made the list - Odor Eaters Foot Spray and her brother's antiperspirant. HAHA. Profile HERE.
Date: 1.18.12 | Views: 761,659 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
Check her twat at the 1.55 mark. After no more than 15 seconds of diddling her clit, shit becomes the Niagra Falls of vaginal discharge. Camera dude says it's cum. I have 5 bucks and case of diet Mr. Pibb that says it's forgotten creampie from yesteryear. Full video HERE + HERE
Date: 1.14.12 | Views: 1,112,336 | Submitted By Kent | Category: LULZ
Innovative Approach To Anal Sex
I once beat off 11 times in a single showing of The Legend Of Bagger Vance. I thought I was special, but the truth is... you dont even know what the fuck special is till you've seen an Asian-German rectally birth a 36 inch dildo, followed by duct taped sodomy fantastico. Profile HERE.
Date: 1.10.12 | Views: 1,083,051 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin II
What's life's greatest mystery? god? aliens? why Lionsgate allows Tyler Perry to continue directing films? How about how the fuck this 46 year old poster boy for NAMBLA managed to pull a Russian model half his age, only to vow abstinence for half a fucking decade? Full video HERE and more HERE.
Date: 1.6.12 | Views: 1,008,823 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Virgins
I've always enjoyed the finer things in life, namely the Wendy's Cheddar Lover's Bacon cheeseburger, Cuba Gooding Jr. films and watching twats get used up like a Stretch Armstrong doll. Just watch. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #11, #12, #13.
Date: 12.31.11 | Views: 1,306,577 | Submitted By Sewer | Category: Insertions
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars II
The Romeo of talking shit is finally back, verbally defecating on the egos of every tramp that crosses his path. If you missed the first one, catch it HERE. Download the full versions of all clips HERE and HERE.
Date: 12.21.11 | Views: 1,189,262 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
It's all fun n' games till you got a 14 inch dong knocking on the pearly gates of your anus. The pain hits her like a bag of Saved By The Bell VHS tapes, but this trooper refuses to quit. Some might call it desperation for a quick $450. I prefer the term 'integrity'. Full video HERE.
Date: 12.19.11 | Views: 1,458,323 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal
Flash Mob Attacks Women [HORRIBLE]
Filmed over a decade ago at the annual Puerto Rican Day Parade, shit hits the fan once the show ends and 2,000 feral minorities divert their attention to the tits n' ass of the dozen females that remain. This is pretty appalling. Watch the documentary HERE.
Date: 12.14.11 | Views: 1,341,468 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Groped
The Worst O-Face You'll Ever See
Shit lady, as much as I loved you in the finale of Army of Darkness, I really think I could've lived without seeing you get fucked cross eyed by Oscar De La Hoya. This shit nearly left my cock inverted. Full video available HERE.
Date: 12.8.11 | Views: 1,258,792 | Submitted By Jay | Category: Orgasms
YIKES! Wigger Has Crazy Breakdown!
Poor chick. Freshly brainwashed by a 24 hour marathon of Pimp My Ride, she actually thought getting anally gangbanged by Jamal, Jamal, Jamal and Donatello would be fun. Thanks be to hemorrhoids, the reality check comes with the quickness. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 12.5.11 | Views: 1,266,046 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal
KEY POINTS: she has not and will not fuck - (gypsy's orders), crotch shots are strictly prohbited and vibrators... well, those are as foreign to her as a condom in a Botswana whorehouse. Filmed by the legendary pioneer of gonzo porn - Ed Powers. Download his full video HERE.
Date: 12.2.11 | Views: 1,645,067 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Virgins
An insider look at the brutality/awesomeness of sorority hazing, in which status-seeking sluts are stripped of their D&G booty shorts and subjected to ridicule, humiliation, homosexual acts and reruns of ElimiDate. This shits top shelf.
Date: 12.1.11 | Views: 1,520,857 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Plugs
7 inch cock? Check. Syphilis free? Probably. Can make a girl cum? Not a fucking chance. Have yourself a hearty LOL as Jose's porn dreams go down the shitter faster than Steven Segal's music career. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 11.30.11 | Views: 1,451,289 | Submitted By uploaded-to | Category: Premature
The 6 Greatest Cum Walks Of 2011
6 women, 4 countries, and just about enough male ejaculate to spike the hair of king-fag from Jersey Shore. How can you not beat off to this? SOURCES: #2 is Aiche Perverse, #4 is Mercedes , #5 is Sexy Amy and #6 is Miruku Matsusaka. Want more? Go HERE and HERE.
Date: 11.28.11 | Views: 1,027,229 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition
She's half Korean, half Mexican. That means she's pro at math and will have around 17 kids by this time next year. Not really. This girl actually just likes to smoke weed and take pictures of her massive ass - both of which are combined today in ways you cant even fathom. OOOOH YEAH.
Date: 11.24.11 | Views: 1,336,284 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
This is actually pretty genius. Too bad it was shot in Japan, where the only thing capable of raising eyebrows is Jackie Chan doing a triple somersault directly into Lindsey Lohan's vagina. But it's okay. The lack of reactions is counteracted by a homoerotic remix of some Dr. Dre.
Date: 11.21.11 | Views: 1,134,075 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians