VIDEO: Pizza Man DESPERATE For Pussy
Very few perks accompany the Papa John's Delivery Boy employee badge, but catching a 5 second glipse at an 18 year olds clean-shaven beef fajita once out of every 4,000 deliveries makes it alllllll worth it. PROTIP: CLICK LINK + SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW VIDEO.
Views: 195,715 | Date: 2.6.12 | Submitted By Jamal | Category: Pizza Fail
She's half Korean, half Mexican. That means she's pro at math and will have around 17 kids by this time next year. Not really. This girl actually just likes to smoke weed and take pictures of her massive ass - both of which are combined today in ways you cant even fathom. OOOOH YEAH.
Date: 11.24.11 | Views: 1,392,445 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
This is actually pretty genius. Too bad it was shot in Japan, where the only thing capable of raising eyebrows is Jackie Chan doing a triple somersault directly into Lindsey Lohan's vagina. But it's okay. The lack of reactions is counteracted by a homoerotic remix of some Dr. Dre.
Date: 11.21.11 | Views: 1,163,761 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians
Goober Finally Loses Bukkake Virginity
Over 40 bukkake shoots and the closest this dude's come to delivering a facial was the time he soiled himself in a dark corner. But today's a game changer. Via the aid of a compassionate fluffer, this orange-haired bastard finally gets a legitimate taste of manhood. Full video HERE.
Date: 11.19.11 | Views: 1,275,807 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Sativa Rose nearly shits bricks Quepapas after realizing she's been duped into doing a quasi-bukkake. Havent seen a Mexican get this fiesty since the time i got caught sniffing second-hand chones at the local swapmeet, wearing nothing but jesus sandals. Full video HERE.
Date: 11.16.11 | Views: 1,147,103 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
From HOT To CREEPY In 5 Seconds
I once heard a male performer mutter "my grandma gives better head than you, suck me better or i'll pour drano down your cunt". That used to rank pretty high on my personal list of random-as-fuck-porno-dialogue. Then I saw this. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 11.14.11 | Views: 1,665,460 | Submitted By Visceral Venom | Category: LULZ
Brazillian Fucks 600 Men For Nothing!
She took in 596 cocks, ended up with a vagina blacker than Bill Cosby's stinkhole and lost a $50,000 grand prize to some Ukranian POLISH skag. But on a more positive note, she actually looks surprisingly hot when she cries her eyes out. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 11.11.11 | Views: 1,943,891 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
When You See It... You'll Shit Skittles
I like how she gets a little self conscious towards the end and uses her arm to cover up, effectively sheilding dozens of innocent bystanders from her own monstrosity. Courteous, insecure and 6% Elephant Man. God bless you. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 11.9.11 | Views: 1,233,364 | Submitted By TG | Category: Bizarre
LOL: Dude Kills Fly During Rough Anal
I recognize the lisp. It's the same jolly fucker from 'HARDER! Or I Cant Cum' with the unhealthy obsession for rimjobs. Glad to see he's still living life to the fullest - I.E. using your penis to bait, trap and murder insects up some hot chick's asshole. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 11.2.11 | Views: 1,177,535 | Submitted By Noah | Category: Bloopers
Filmmaker Accuses Max Hardcore Of...
This is from the 2001 British documentary Hardcore, or as I prefer to call it - 'Why The Fuck Didnt I just Go To College? #748'. Apparently the director felt Max Hardcore didn't come off as a big enough misogynistic asshole on his own, so he threw in some 90's synth coupled with rape allegations. Read Max's version of events HERE.
Date: 10.30.11 | Views: 1,033,307 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Documentary
Hemorrhoids and Scabies aside, Tanner Mayes is a pretty hot piece of ass. Too bad she's got an ego the size of Ned Flander's cock (massive). This video is a demonstration of what happens when The Cuntinator doesnt get her way. Crazy bitch is crazy. Full video HERE.
Date: 10.25.11 | Views: 1,694,418 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Ok, maybe not the dumbest. That title has long been secured by the Korean twat from Facial Abuse that had serious difficulty understanding that incestial desires arent kosher. But there'll always be 2nd place for the special little whore that went on cable TV to brag about spreading Chlamydia, smoking crack & sodomizing costars with uncooked meats.
Date: 10.21.11 | Views: 1,473,815 | Submitted By tg | Category: LULZ
Pornography Worthy Of An Oscar
This is the hottest thing I've seen since Kristen Dunst's floppy titties in Lars Von Trier's 'Melancholia', which was about 6 minutes ago. The combination of her broken english, seemingly-tight clam and the high stakes sink-or-swim storyline really did it for me. Full video HERE.
Date: 10.18.11 | Views: 1,467,174 | Submitted By Jon Gamble | Category: Plugs
I'm surprised vids like this arent more common. I've only made whoopie to 5 and a half women, but I knew em all well and if any got poked by this Amadeus I think it'd play out like the opening scene of Ringu.
Date: 10.17.11 | Views: 1,719,577 | Submitted By | Category: Amateur
He's socially inept and has B cup titties. How can life possibly get any worse? If you guessed 'make a porno, creep the living fuck out of the girl, blow your load in 4 seconds and end up all over the internet", you just won my inflatable Captain Planet sex doll. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 10.14.11 | Views: 1,685,424 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Virgins
Premature Ejaculation... LIKE A BOSS
I've never seen a man so content with having only lasted 24 seconds in the sack. His sexual prowess has the runtime of a Tampax commercial... and all he cares about is using his woman's rump roast as a bongo drum set. Bares some similarities to THIS efukt classic.
Date: 10.12.11 | Views: 1,361,283 | Submitted By tg | Category: Premature
Sybian Morphs Crazy Slut Into Crazier Slut
I'm pretty sure I've just uncovered a new dialect. I shall dub it 'crackwhorian'. Much like Spanglish - it cannot be taught, only evoked. Japanese electronics and bull whip required. Full video HERE.
Date: 10.9.11 | Views: 1,566,688 | Submitted By terrence | Category: Orgasms
I believe her first mistake was LOL'ing while getting passionately bulldozed by a 17 inch yogurt slinger. That kinda laughter tends to translate to one thing only - "your ion cannon does not phase me, please bash my ovaries harder". Invitation clearly accepted. Full video HERE.
Date: 10.7.11 | Views: 1,724,368 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
A coworker at Del Taco once told me that she uses a thick butternut squash to pleasure herself. She said the feeling of her fiesta bowl being stretched to max ocupado made her cum instantaneously. Is that what's going on here? Sure looks like it. Download the full video HERE!
Date: 10.4.11 | Views: 1,531,312 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms
One man's quest for counterfeit Dockers ends with a lustrous rub n' tug, courtesy of Miss Swan, in what's quite possibly the only legitimate 'happy ending' video in existence. It's hard to turn a blind eye to the shrek factor of all ladies involved, but hey... at least it's real.
Date: 9.30.11 | Views: 1,538,926 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition