VIDEO: Pizza Man DESPERATE For Pussy
Very few perks accompany the Papa John's Delivery Boy employee badge, but catching a 5 second glipse at an 18 year olds clean-shaven beef fajita once out of every 4,000 deliveries makes it alllllll worth it. PROTIP: CLICK LINK + SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW VIDEO.
Views: 195,693 | Date: 2.6.12 | Submitted By Jamal | Category: Pizza Fail
It took 3 years and 117 attempts... but it happened. It finally happened. All he ever wanted was an audience. All she ever intended was to restock toiletries. Somewhere in the middle they found eachother, and from there it was love at first cumshot. Equally amazing video HERE.
Date: 9.22.11 | Views: 1,517,775 | Submitted By Zachary | Category: Exhibition
Hungarian broad tries to bail on the wrong cocksmith - Steve Holmes. Dodge one load, no problem. He can work up another wad of creme brulee instantly. That's right, zro downtime. Watch this motherfucker work his magic. Full video HERE.
Date: 9.19.11 | Views: 1,374,771 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
You know it's a hooker cause who else puts on a rubber just for s'ing some d? And you know it's his first time cause... well, just look at his face. Just one touch of his penis and he turns into Quasimoto with Asperger syndrome.
Date: 9.13.11 | Views: 1,406,282 | Submitted By Javier | Category: LULZ
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars
Facial Abuse got a new cameraman... but filming naive skanks getting blunt force trauma to the vajayjay is really only half his craft. His true talent lies in his usage of the English vocabulary. He's like the Shakespeare of talking shit. Funny as fuck. Download all vids HERE.
Date: 9.8.11 | Views: 1,783,549 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
This girl sheds many tears. Some due to the intensity of a supposed orgasm (technical term: whoregasm). Others because she didn't get a chance to chug any JD prior to filming. Three words: train fucking wreck. Forget the cash, next time pay her in Paxil. Full scene HERE.
Date: 9.6.11 | Views: 1,459,097 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
FAIL: Teacher Attempts Double Anal
Deleted scene from Un-Natural Sex 20 involving an ex-teacher looking to sacrifice the health of her colon in exchange for fame & fortune (aka $728 and maybe, just maybe, a Q&A with Swank magazine). Epic spoiler: things dont go as planned. More 'horros of porn' HERE.
Date: 9.1.11 | Views: 1,889,478 | Submitted By Visceral Venom | Category: Bloopers
Ridiculous porno quote of the week: "make me into a worthless vegetable". Yeah well, her male counterpart certainly tried. But the end result was less Terri Schiavo and more Michael J. Fox. Yeah, I'm going to hell. Download the full scene HERE. Equally amazing video HERE
Date: 8.30.11 | Views: 1,569,113 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms
This one's a crowd pleaser. Not only get to see a massive-titted pornstar unwittingly suck a shit covered wang ... but you also to get hear three seconds of my real voice. Boner inducement on all fronts. Download scat woman's full video HERE.
Date: 8.29.11 | Views: 1,217,541 | Submitted By Corey | Category: Bloopers
Hot Kinky Jo is back once more, this time cramming half a dozen different objects up her hershey highway, only to rearrange them internally and shit em back out in a different order. She's the Houdini of all things rectal. Check out one of her live webcam shows HERE.
Date: 8.27.11 | Views: 1,098,354 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
Rimjobs - the quintessential stepping stone to full-blown A2M. Most whores have little trouble making it over to the other side of the rainbow - but odds are they weren't paired up with some asshole that forgot how to wipe, as is this guy. Uncut version HERE.
Date: 8.18.11 | Views: 1,501,877 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Cousin? Brother? Stepfather? How about all of the above. Not the slightest ounce of shame either. And when it comes to light that her brother/boyfriend did time in the pokey for murdering a person... all she can do is LOL. Definite keeper. Now watch her get DP'ed silly HERE.
Date: 8.12.11 | Views: 1,606,661 | Submitted By Visceral Venom | Category: LULZ
James Deen slings his gentleman juice down one mouth too many in this tragic outtake from Tonsil Hockey. Moral of the story is simple. Never leave your piehole agape when you're on the business end of a 12 inch cock. haha. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 8.10.11 | Views: 1,553,436 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Bukakke is pretty straight forward. Aim for the face and let the protein shake rip. Easy peasy, unless of course you're a 300 pound ginger named Korin. 40 attempts and the best this gluten can do is make a wet spot in the corner. Fucking hilarious. More epic bukkake bloopers HERE.
Date: 8.8.11 | Views: 1,404,379 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Dude Upstages Everyone @ Gangbang
One man does in 30 seconds what 7 men couldnt do in 2 hours. His secret weapon? Jackrabbit-esque fucking. Lightening fast and kidney deep. Check the 1 minute mark. Her trembling lips and deer-in-headlights facial expression say it all. Ya did good kid.. Full video HERE.
Date: 8.3.11 | Views: 2,678,045 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms
Classic scene from Heavy Handfuls 2 featuring Loni, a cock starved Filipino that's literally incapable of climaxing without full on r@pe simulation. She tries explaining but is ultimately cutoff by her costar who rather chat about his love for rimjobs. Cute. Full vid available HERE.
Date: 8.1.11 | Views: 1,896,164 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms
No stimulation of the clit. No vibrator in the pussy hole. This is a woman that can legitimately cum her brains out from nothing more than a good ol' ass pounding. God bless. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.
Date: 7.26.11 | Views: 2,134,469 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms
