VIDEO: Pizza Man DESPERATE For Pussy
Very few perks accompany the Papa John's Delivery Boy employee badge, but catching a 5 second glipse at an 18 year olds clean-shaven beef fajita once out of every 4,000 deliveries makes it alllllll worth it. PROTIP: CLICK LINK + SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW VIDEO.
Views: 195,703 | Date: 2.6.12 | Submitted By Jamal | Category: Pizza Fail
Hooker Accidentally Craps Herself
CHAIN REACTION: she gives a shitty blowjob > he retaliates by ejaculating in her mouth, (big no-no) > unexpected putrid jizz causes her to gag uncontrollably > heavy coughing puts pressure on already loose anus > splat, a Hershey Kiss is born. Similar videos HERE and HERE.
Date: 7.22.11 | Views: 1,359,865 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Hookers
Black Assholes Cause An Early Retirement
I dont know whats worse. Her having to swallow the seed of 80+ borderline homeless scumbags, or the fact that it's physicially impossible for Jamal n' Co to go more than 5 seconds without saying something ending in "stupid bitch". MORE BUKKAKE BLOOPERS HERE.
Date: 7.20.11 | Views: 1,519,006 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
This girl is a total nymph. Bang her extra deep and you'll be rewarded with a sound you'd normally only hear in a fucked up Peta video. Hot shit. Now about this vid - it's from a site called Watch Us Fuck, created by a duo that's been documenting their own sex life since age 18. Go HERE.
Date: 7.18.11 | Views: 2,791,338 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms
CBT - it's generally the next step up for closet homosexuals that require more stimulation than what being fucked in the ass with a palm tree has to offer. I dont normally allow this type of material, but it's hard to say no to a video that features darwinism so prominently. Live & learn goober.
Date: 7.15.11 | Views: 2,282,091 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
I Have The Worlds Finest Pussy!
Exaggeration of the fucking century. Her gash is as asthetically pleasing as my golden retrievers asshole. Luckily this hillbilly tramp didnt put all her eggs in one basket. When she isnt spreading lies about her miracle twat, she likes to team up with her dad to write sex songs. Duh, winning!
Date: 7.14.11 | Views: 1,345,467 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
HAHA: Minute Man Denied A 2nd Chance
Cant hate, I'd premature bust too. All she'd have to do is fart in my general direction and I'd instantaneously jizz my pants. That's pretty much what happened to chumpo here - who all but begs for a 2nd chance only to be shutdown with an age-old excuse. Tough break brah.
Date: 7.12.11 | Views: 1,989,455 | Submitted By TG | Category: Premature
This is Hot Kinky Jo - aspiring internet model equipped with a bazooka for an asshole. Catch one of her nightly cam shows and you'll see what I mean. She's capable of gaping open her turd cutter so wide you can spot what she ate for breakfast. It's enthralling. Check her profile HERE.
Date: 7.11.11 | Views: 1,807,426 | Submitted By Sewer | Category: Insertions
Poor blonde gets ravaged by an ex-convict turned WWF fanboy with a diet consisting soley of Viagra and Dianabol. But apparently her vagina is built Ford Tough, because despite his unforgiving fury... this chick actually walks away with a smile on her face. Amazing. Full video HERE.
Date: 7.8.11 | Views: 1,397,432 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms
Ariana Jollee gets a tad bit emo on the set of Neo Pornographia 2 after recieving a bitchslap 'one million times harder' that what she was expecting. This quote sums it up pretty well: "this is sex, this isnt fucking beating people". I think she's on to something here. Full video HERE.
Date: 7.5.11 | Views: 1,019,084 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Tim Hortons. Some go for the coffee. Others go just to fuck in the parking lot. This couple prefers to do both.. and in opposite order. First the wifey is doused in jizz. Then they hit up the drive thru for burgers and show n' tell - with her face still covered cum of course.
Date: 7.2.11 | Views: 1,425,067 | Submitted By Spamsam | Category: Exhibition
Notice Tom Byron (dude on bottom) does all the thrustin, while the noob on top sits idle? Apparently the sensation of having another man's cock rubbing against your own proved all too much for this 1st timer. He immediately premature busts... and it lands all over Tom Byron's poor cock n balls!
Date: 6.29.11 | Views: 1,240,303 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature
Anorexic Girl Has Ginormous Pussy
The smaller the girl, the smaller the vagina. It's a pretty straightforward concept.. and it's officially now defunct thanks to this 91 pounds of pure skank. I'll put it plainly... looking into her twat gives me vertigo. It's that bad. Download the full motherfucker HERE.
Date: 6.26.11 | Views: 2,200,052 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
The Single Most Epic Cumshot Fail
Low res versions of this have been floating around the web for some time, so this might be old for some of you. Never the less, efukt has secured the HD version... so you can now watch Sindee Jennings puke her brains out in the absolutely highest quality available.
Date: 6.19.11 | Views: 2,273,079 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Jerk Deliberately Cums In Her Ear
Missy Monroe cooks up a nonstop bitchfest after getting blasted in the ear by a bukkake boy. But the bad mood doesnt last. Come the 2 minute mark, she's more concerned with bragging to the camera about the small fortune she just got paid for swallowing the seed of 50+ degenerates. I'm filled with envy. Uncut version HERE.
Date: 6.18.11 | Views: 1,130,670 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
She's blessed with the rectal capacity of Richard Simmons. Obvious perks: 1.) balls deep penetration with Wesley Snipes 2.) forgo any and all defication for years at a time and 3.) you get to be epic drug mule. Perk #2 is where it's at. Check out her myspace HERE.
Date: 6.13.11 | Views: 1,724,469 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians
Hobo Outwits Prostitute [CLASSIC]
Hobo Jones coughs up 5 singles for a back alley knob-slob. Takes all but 23 seconds to reach climax, at which point he immediately helps himself to a full refund by forcefully robbing her and running for dear life... leaving her in the dust with a mouthful of bum cum! Instant classic.
Date: 6.12.11 | Views: 1,451,535 | Submitted By Sarky | Category: Bums
He's got red pubes and a cock shaped like a Slim Jim. But not all is bad in Gingerland. His GF is a tatted blonde willing to suck his 7 incher balls deep, depsite that her face ends up being engulfed in a crimson pubic jungle.
Date: 6.10.11 | Views: 1,117,877 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Plugs
There's only 2 people in the world that cant tell when they're being anally penetrated. Stephen Hawking.. and this girl. She's 19, anti masturbation and dumber than a Billy Goat crossbred with Tila Tequila. She also wants to be a pornstar. God bless. Download the full thing HERE.
Date: 6.8.11 | Views: 2,355,907 | Submitted By John Jones | Category: Bloopers
Hipster Slut Gets Unexpected Anal
Rylie Richman says she never does anal. IMO, that's about as probable as Amy Winehouse hosting the Indy 500 inside her vagina but okay. In this clip, she puts her internal organs to the test by fucking a black guy who's got a cock the size of an ewok. An already bad situation is made worse when said ewok cock slides up the wrong orifice. Trailer HERE.
Date: 6.6.11 | Views: 2,413,610 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Wrong Hole
Tory Lane has two rules. Dont touch her tattoos & dont beat the shit out of her face. Talk about high standards.. but this fiery eyed slut isnt fucking around . One of her costars decides to test her anyway, resulting in a brief but epic rage quit. Download full video HERE.
Date: 6.1.11 | Views: 1,545,101 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers