VIDEO: Pizza Man DESPERATE For Pussy
Very few perks accompany the Papa John's Delivery Boy employee badge, but catching a 5 second glipse at an 18 year olds clean-shaven beef fajita once out of every 4,000 deliveries makes it alllllll worth it. PROTIP: CLICK LINK + SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW VIDEO.
Views: 195,679 | Date: 2.6.12 | Submitted By Jamal | Category: Pizza Fail
The one time Japan decides to not censor the genitals... they cast a girl with a Saarlac for a twat. Didn't see Return of the Jedi? Here's an alternative metaphor: Imagine Gene Simmons face, mouth ajar and tongue extended, reincarnated as Yoko Ono's twat. That ought to do it.
Date: 5.27.11 | Views: 1,776,773 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians
Aspiring whore confesses to beastial relations with family pets and a lingering desire to suck off Mr. Ed, but when the idea of sleeping with a black man is proposed.. she balks! LOL @ Max Hardcore's random cameo, criticizing her weight and declaring her unfit for a golden shower.
Date: 5.24.11 | Views: 1,001,162 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Delivery Dude Jizzes His Pants
This is Holly Hanna. She's 19, hot as fuck, and has a penchant for giving Papa John's employee's epic boners. Today she ups the stakes by not only answering the door butt fuckin nekkid, but with a dildo crammed up her little turd cutter. Pay a visit to her page HERE and show some love.
Date: 5.23.11 | Views: 2,045,507 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition
Tojo trades his neighbor a weeks worth of cup-o-noodles in exchange for a sensuous dicksuck. Here's the kicker: Tojo has the hygiene of Forest Whitaker's asshole. Dude simply does not shower. The end result is enough dick cheese to feed half of Mumbai. More HERE.
Date: 5.19.11 | Views: 1,373,430 | Submitted By Spamsam | Category: Asians
Premature ejaculation is funny. People trying to combat premature ejaculation is funnier. Notable examples: A.) pipe squeezer and B.) focusing on dog shit. Today we introduce a new, equally fucking retarded method for countering early evac. It's called sniffin your costars asshole. And unless the bitch just shit out 4 baconators, it wont work.
Date: 5.16.11 | Views: 1,721,269 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Premature
Two best friends, both packing about as much meat as Earthworm Jim, head to the local glory hole for a good time. Penile deficient guy #1 gets laughed out the booth, while the 2nd is given a standing chance but ultimately lacks the inches neccessary for a practical performance. haha.
Date: 5.11.11 | Views: 1,572,832 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Protip: if you ever plan on standing directly behind a gutterslut that's about to get doused in chimichanga sauce... dont leave your mouth agape like a lobotomized deer in headlights. This jabroni learns the hardway. haha. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 5.9.11 | Views: 1,844,878 | Submitted By Zach | Category: Bloopers
An Explosive Orgasm - Literally
Dude blows a massive load uterus deep, filling her cunt to the brim with 4 Cheese Pastaroni... and then out it splooges. The sound effects are fake.. but the shots of his jizz doing gymnastics are legit. Some serious backspin on those wads. How the fuck...
Date: 5.9.11 | Views: 2,068,762 | Submitted By Nynexx | Category: Exhibition
Todays learnings: homeless people have yellow semen, 400 pound fluffers are counterproductive, line cutting at bukakke shoots is socially acceptable, and watching female photographers belittle Hispanic participants is strangely erotic. That's that. More HERE.
Date: 5.2.11 | Views: 1,428,384 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Raided grandpa's porno war-chest last night, nabbed a copy of Manhandled 3. Halfway in there's an interesting scene where Steve Homles randomly baits Gianna Michaels into slapping him. Well, she delivers... and it aint no fucking love tap. Lets just say Mr. Homles is less than appreciative of Gianna's sense of humor :D Full video HERE.
Date: 4.30.11 | Views: 1,880,621 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Persian girl gets an accidental, no-lube blow to the rectum... most likely due to her male counterpart having the gut of a pregnant woman and not being able to see what the fuck he's aiming at. Or in other words... he tried to no-scope it and failed wonderfully. Full video HERE.
Date: 4.27.11 | Views: 2,410,552 | Submitted By Annette | Category: Wrong Hole
This video taught me two things. A.) eating Subway prior to apolyptical throat fucking yields hilarious results and B.) CGI will not be necessary in any future Exorcist projectile vomiting scenes. Shananay's got it covered. Full video available HERE and/or HERE.
Date: 4.22.11 | Views: 1,903,737 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Her twat has the lungs of Celine Dion, generating an epic 180 pussy farts per minute.. leaving her coked out wilderbeast of an opponent in the vaginal dust. Give her 3 toothpicks & a harmonica and I firmly believe this zesty slut could queef the theme to every Nickelback single ever made.
Date: 4.20.11 | Views: 1,159,389 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Congratulations. You just got simutaneously bulldozed up the ass and in the twat for a 1 time payment of $350. What will you ever do? A.) 3 day stay at Disneyland. B.) shopping spree at ROSS, dress for less or C.) scar your grandmother for life. This ones easy. Full video HERE.
Date: 4.20.11 | Views: 1,430,522 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Floppy titted ebony princess ejects some ricotta cheese on to her lesbian lovers face after being hollowed out by an artificial penis. Rather vomit worthy IMO. There's only one girl who's vaginal secretions I'd welcome with an open mouth and that's Veronica Mars, circa 2004.
Date: 4.20.11 | Views: 938,257 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre
Two years hard time for bashing some girls head in with a sledgehammer? No problem. Thirty seconds of anal sex? No fucking way. Ladies and gentlemen - I present you the enigma of Mexican-American whores. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 4.20.11 | Views: 1,280,385 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal
Big fat curved penis sends a fresh wad of home cooked Twinky filling right back into the face of it's creator. It's not a problem I expect to incur any time soon but I do retain faith in the bottle of Extenze my sister so kindly purchased me last xmas. Similar videos HERE & HERE.
Date: 4.20.11 | Views: 1,237,971 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Dudes hung like a newborn chinchilla. Most folks with such handicaps shy away from the limelight and become reclusive. Not this turkey. He loves to socialize... he's just not very good at first impressions!
Date: 4.20.11 | Views: 1,125,173 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition
Shaft and Gilligan combine forces for the greater good - to quite literally fuck the pudding pop out of a $7.25 Tijuana hooker. And this my friends is why cheap motels always use floral bedding - it's essentially camouflage for shit stains.
Date: 4.5.11 | Views: 1,658,885 | Submitted By bmybmobile | Category: Bloopers