Guy Fucks 18 Y/O with Syphilis Outbreak

Skip to the end. The part where he goes all Golden Retriever on her zombie crotch. If those lesions don't scream "i've had sexual relations with dogs, donkeys and/or John McAfee", I really don't know what does.

Views: 181,319 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: WTF

The Man With Two Dicks

Being born with a deformity is horrible, until you consider the possibility of having two big fully functioning cocks. In that case, it's winning the genetic lottery and gaining super human sexual abilities at birth. Finally a hero the internet deserves. Read more here.

Views: 1,319,758 | Date: 1.2.14 | Submitted By Double D | Category: Picture

The Absurdity Of Japanese Pornography 2

Porn studio treats girl's asshole like a pokeball. Because in Japan, the more psychotic the idea, the better porn it makes. All while censoring the genitals... Cuz ya know, actual sex is just vulgar. Additional Absurdity.

Views: 1,761,591 | Date: 12.30.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: Asians

Sexually Inexperienced And Terrified

True Blood's Sukki has a ratchet doppelganger that attempted porn and totally hated it. Her debut goes about as smoothly as a psoriasis break out... But unlike psoriasis she never came back and wasn't seen again. More nervous newbs HERE.

Views: 2,206,416 | Date: 12.22.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: LULZ

U GOT WHAT IN YOUR EYE

She just turned eighteen two months ago and got into porn as soon as possible. She never thought this would happen but luckily her co-star has some comforting words for her. Full Scene HERE.

Views: 2,113,642 | Date: 12.16.13 | Submitted By Steve | Category: Porn Bloopers

The Worst Tits in Porn

Flat-chested girls everywhere rejoice because there's worse things in life than having no tits. You could have weird tits and add implants, leaving you with gigantic weird sideshow tits... and back problems. SONG.

Views: 1,892,248 | Date: 12.13.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Titties!

Vitalyzdtv Does Bang Bus

When youtube prankster Vitaly from Vitalyzdtv isn't scaring black people with cops/zombies/jailbait and teaching betas how to kiss girls, he's hoping this video never see's the light of day... Sorry brah. Full Scene HERE.

Views: 2,709,111 | Date: 12.8.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: LULZ

How To Break Up With Your GF

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Views: 1,939,900 | Date: 12.5.13 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Plugs

Awkward Guy Ruins Porn Shoot

A socially inept goober gets a job getting jerked off by a hottie and manages to fuck it up, dashing his dreams of porn stardom in the process. It's like the movie Rudy, if Rudy was thrown out the game before ever playing and never scored. Moar HERE.

Views: 1,664,428 | Date: 12.3.13 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

The Meanest Breakdowns

In all the English language, there is no word to describe taking pleasure at someone's misfortunes. No opposite of envy. The German's call it "schadenfreude" and they were nazi's once. Full Scenes 1, 2, 3, 4 and SONG.

Views: 2,533,271 | Date: 11.29.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: Porn Bloopers

Czech Teens Porn Debut Ends In Tears

Pretty teen gives amazing first time performance until that really awkward moment when she realizes how the internet works and that everyone can watch her getting double teamed by Igor and the Czech Mike Tyson. Full Scene Here.

Views: 2,115,575 | Date: 11.23.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Porn Bloopers

Ratchet Sex Tape Fails

Ratchet is what you get if a "ghetto hood rat" and a "chicken head" have a fatherless child that becomes a stripper or aspiring rapper with Tupac quotes for tattoo's and eight ratchet kids of their own. More ratchet amateurs HERE.

Views: 1,388,948 | Date: 11.18.13 | Submitted By Various | Category: LULZ

The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography

A last man standing circle jerk to the death with tranny power rangers from outer space... After decades of being forced to censor genitals, Japanese smut producers have lost their minds. See also: Tentacle rape and eel porn.

Views: 1,927,853 | Date: 11.14.13 | Submitted By Alexander | Category: Asians