Hipster: Permanently Loose At Age 18

My Papa John's delivery bro tells me body art is a form of expression. I couldn't agree more. This broads pierced nipples and tacky tattoos just scream 'my vagina has more cargo space than a Chevy Trailblazer'. And that it does laddy, that it does

Views: 434,142 | Date: 5.17.12 | Submitted By Gape Master 5000 | Category: Meat Caves Inc.

Big Meaty Balls

He's got a 7 inch penis. You know what that means? He's fuckin John Stamos of the internet. And what better way to let your superiority be known than to beat off on camera while talkin dirty in a batman voice? You da man.

Date: 2.10.11 | Views: 931,751 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Stink Palm

She-beast pulls a scratch n sniff in the middle of class, likely a misguided effort to relive last night's chimichangas. Once is relatively harlmess but a double dipper? Look at her fuckin drool. Lunch break aint till noon ya dirty bitch.

Date: 2.10.11 | Views: 1,036,915 | Submitted By OP | Category: LULZ

Gangbanged Into Orgasmic Bliss

The sound of interracial lovemaking with Metallica blairing in the backdrop. It's not exactly easy on the ears but if you manage to watch it all the way through... this bitch has a pretty epic chewbaca-like orgasm. just at the end.

Date: 2.10.11 | Views: 1,700,866 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

I Pwn3d Your Virginity

The skeptics will have a field day with this one.. but try to have faith. It makes for a better fap session. Turst me. Full video available HERE.

Date: 1.29.11 | Views: 2,691,988 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Virgins

Creampie Fail

8 ounces of negro boner brew emptied directly into the cunt gutter. Classy. Problem is.. when time comes to expel the cream filling, an off-menu item plops out along with it. Camerawoman goes completely mute after realizing wtf she's just filmed. Hilarious.

Date: 1.29.11 | Views: 2,179,081 | Submitted By trkid1 | Category: Bloopers

Mother-Daughter Porno Fail

A reality check for a 53 year old milf that thinks doing hardcore pornography side by side her 19 year old daugther is liken to a 'family picnic'. Preeeetty messed up! Fuill video available HERE.

Date: 1.24.11 | Views: 2,939,061 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Intellectual Fail

Dude's boner flatlines after getting bitched out, mid-fuck, by some uppity black slut that cant even handle a love tap. From there on it's a war of words and lemme tell you... this dumbfuck doesnt know many. Literally 2 and a half sentences into it and she's already facepalm'ed the fuck out.

Date: 1.20.11 | Views: 1,547,893 | Submitted By SpamSam | Category: Bloopers

Scent Of A Woman

Everyone loves their own brand. Especially fat people. Music by Commondominator, who's about to become instantly fucking famous.

Date: 1.17.11 | Views: 1,200,500 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

I Hate Cum 2

Another round of some jizz-intolerant whores getting pwn3d by the substance they loathe most, resulting in all sorts of fucked up, boner-inducing reactions. Chick in the first clip is Katie Thomas and the teary-eyed blonde that looks like she just got butt fucked by Gollum is Elle from Facial Abuse.

Date: 1.17.11 | Views: 1,912,567 | Submitted By TG & Spamsam | Category: Bloopers

Priceless O-Face

Another one of those videos where some pornstar is left flopping around like Terri Schiavo on speed after experiencing the Optimus Prime of all orgasms. This chick takes it a step further, introducing Human Bobblehead Mode at the 1:55 mark. All sorts of awesome. More HERE.

Date: 1.10.11 | Views: 2,374,956 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Being A Maid Sucks More Than You Know

Remember Exhibitionist Fail? Seems that dude just cant keep his mouth off the rubber cock. Here he is once again traumatizing the fuck out of some migrant workers. Watch all the way through. The last clip is fucking golden.

Date: 1.10.11 | Views: 1,623,388 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

Blame It On The Orgasm

She's having anal problems of the fecal variety and it's fucking up the shoot. Her defense? All the butt secks is making her cum and she just cant contain herself. Uh huh. I know where this is going. Plan for tomorrow, buy Depends today. Full video available for download HERE.

Date: 1.10.11 | Views: 2,170,184 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Gimme A Fuckin Towel

Tensions rise after this rat fink is left to marinate in a pool of spunk, which apparently burns like tobasco once it seeps into the eyes. She demands a towel, they intentionally stall. Pretty funny shit. Full video available HERE.

Date: 1.2.11 | Views: 1,637,757 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Make It Rain

His girlfriend isn't too keen on being a human cumrag, so when the time comes to unload the boner brew.. he's gotta aim elsewhere. Today elsewhere = over a balcony and on to a random woman's head 10 strories below. haha.

Date: 1.2.11 | Views: 2,743,018 | Submitted By soul | Category: LULZ

Money Shot Fail

Dude lets one slip just as he's about to begin blowing his load. This is fucking funny. Full video available HERE.

Date: 1.2.11 | Views: 2,149,102 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

But I Dont Do Anal

This skank accepted a check her cornhole cant cash. The producers offered her a $200 bonus in exchange for a little butt fuckery. Blinded by the riches, she foolishly agreed and now I present you with the end result. Full 43 minute video available HERE, in high fuckin def mind you.

Date: 12.27.10 | Views: 2,578,192 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal

Anal Bead Fail

Chick shoves a China-made butt plug up her friends brown eye and watches it fall apart faster than Tara Reid's boob job. I guess that's what you get for buying sex toys from Spencer's you dumb dyke. More HERE.

Date: 12.27.10 | Views: 1,722,119 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Pornstar Cries Over Insult

Lesbo threesome goes sour after the alpha bitch of the group deliberately tries to humiliate the newcomer via repeatedly requesting that she douche - essentially declaring that the noob's twat smells and/or tastes like shit. I laughed.

Date: 12.27.10 | Views: 1,001,288 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Racist Pornstars

Cast and crew of a porn flick take a time out from ass fucking to have a little conversation. Topic of choice? Black folk... and their inability to stfu when at movie theaters. Classy. Full video available HERE.

Date: 12.27.10 | Views: 1,032,357 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Cockblockers

Two dudes fuck with their friend just as he's about to dick down some big tittied bar-slut in the backseat of his mom's Ford Taurus. Shot from dual angles for dual humiliation.

Date: 12.20.10 | Views: 1,736,877 | Submitted By limoguys | Category: Busted!