The Colombian Tickler

Meet Samantha, a pretty latina cam model and descendant of Pablo Escobar. Everything goes pretty sexy right up until about 30 seconds in and then it just gets worse and worse.

Views: 167,535 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

100 Most Brutal Orgasms of all Time

The finest collection of eardrum destroying, vomit inducing orgasms you'll wish you never saw. Emphasis on the whole wishing you never saw this shit part. One dude nuts so hXc that he actually ruptures a fucking blood vessel and spurts red. 2.15 mark. You've been warned.

Views: 2,736,315 | Date: 6.15.13 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Breaking Points

FULL VIDEOS HERE: INTRO, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Views: 2,331,199 | Date: 6.11.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: LULZ

A Different Kind of Painal

Jackass-inspired stunt involving a weapons-grade slingshot and some cactus goes horribly right when the target, (a gypsy woman's anus), is met with a direct hit. And now I'm met with a direct boner. Circle of life. FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 2,659,345 | Date: 5.29.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Painal

The Virgin of All Virgins

The smile this dude gives off whilst getting his first dick-suck is fucking priceless. Worthy of it's own emoticon. Same goes for the someone-just-farted-in-my-face expression he exhibits once he realizes said blowjob has ended. Every 15 frames lies a Kodac moment. FULL VIDEO HERE

Views: 2,232,299 | Date: 5.27.13 | Submitted By Wayne | Category: Virgins

College Students Rather Spy Than Fuck

Getting blown by a cute oriental girl.... what could possibly take priority over that? My list is a short one and sitting in a dark room while watching another man masturbate sure as fuck isn't on it. But for this duo, the agenda is a wee bit different.

Views: 2,026,618 | Date: 5.18.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Voyeur

The Creepiest Motherfucker in Porn

If there's a book out there on what NOT to do during intercourse, I'd say this dude just paved the way for a fucking trilogy. Nevermind his Rosie O'Donnell-like figure, or his unsettling fetish for floppy disks. The real prize is at the 2.48 mark. Ladies and gentleman, this motherfucker just single-handedly brought back Planking. Download here + discuss here.

Views: 2,754,005 | Date: 5.15.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal

I've heard a lot of desperate men say a lot of desperate shit just to keep their cocks submerged in teen sphincter.. but to essentially give a girl the greenlight to defecate on your penis just to avoid a 3 min. potty break? That's a level of dedication I hope to never know. FULL VIDEO HERE!.

Views: 3,236,875 | Date: 5.6.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Painal

The Giggliest Girl in Porn

There's 3 things that simply no longer exist in my world: 1.) pornography induced erections 2.) positive feedback on my 'this is what a feminist looks like' tee and 3.) dinners at P.F. Changs that do NOT result in 1st degree burns to my anus. This vid solved 2 outta 3. FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 3,684,567 | Date: 4.17.13 | Submitted By Stryfe | Category: LULZ

Prostitute Lasts Only 28 Seconds

Technically she lasted closer to 10, but this guy isn't very fluent in "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", so that mahogany-stained browneye got pounded for a few more Missippi's than desired. Emphasis on mahogany-stained . lol. FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 3,208,594 | Date: 4.6.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Painal

Almost Perfect

She has the face/titties of an angel. Clearly knows her way around a ROSS dress-4-less too. Seldom do I say it but this girl is a cunt hair away from being worthy of a Black Angus prix fixe dinner on my dime. Unfortunately though, she has a clitoris like Adrian Brody has a nose.

Views: 3,857,165 | Date: 4.1.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Gallery

Accidental Anal Devirginization

Unlucky Spanish chick gets bashed in the butthole - full force, no lube! Prepare yourself. The level of agony herein is second only to Adele handcuffed to a stairmaster. Download the full video HERE.

Views: 4,097,239 | Date: 3.27.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Wrong Hole

85 Pound Nerd Masturbates @ Work

This girl is ridiculously cute. I want to hold her hand. I want to smell her hair. I want a 3x5 inch cut-out of the computer chair fabric that was blessed with her vaginal discharge. Until then though, check out her webcam shows. And her twitter. And her paysite.

Views: 2,649,643 | Date: 3.21.13 | Submitted By tkn1989 | Category: Asians