This goofy retard could of been cast as a dwarven wife in the hobbit movies. Unfortunately, that's not the case as she was cast for porn. She goes for the impossible with a 30 pound black dildo and fails...like a retard.
Jackass-inspired stunt involving a weapons-grade slingshot and some cactus goes horribly right when the target, (a gypsy woman's anus), is met with a direct hit. And now I'm met with a direct boner. Circle of life. FULL VIDEO HERE.
The smile this dude gives off whilst getting his first dick-suck is fucking priceless. Worthy of it's own emoticon. Same goes for the someone-just-farted-in-my-face expression he exhibits once he realizes said blowjob has ended. Every 15 frames lies a Kodac moment. FULL VIDEO HERE
Getting blown by a cute oriental girl.... what could possibly take priority over that? My list is a short one and sitting in a dark room while watching another man masturbate sure as fuck isn't on it. But for this duo, the agenda is a wee bit different.
If there's a book out there on what NOT to do during intercourse, I'd say this dude just paved the way for a fucking trilogy. Nevermind his Rosie O'Donnell-like figure, or his unsettling fetish for floppy disks. The real prize is at the 2.48 mark. Ladies and gentleman, this motherfucker just single-handedly brought back Planking. Download here + discuss here.
I've heard a lot of desperate men say a lot of desperate shit just to keep their cocks submerged in teen sphincter.. but to essentially give a girl the greenlight to defecate on your penis just to avoid a 3 min. potty break? That's a level of dedication I hope to never know. FULL VIDEO HERE!.
There's 3 things that simply no longer exist in my world: 1.) pornography induced erections 2.) positive feedback on my 'this is what a feminist looks like' tee and 3.) dinners at P.F. Changs that do NOT result in 1st degree burns to my anus. This vid solved 2 outta 3. FULL VIDEO HERE.
Technically she lasted closer to 10, but this guy isn't very fluent in "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", so that mahogany-stained browneye got pounded for a few more Missippi's than desired. Emphasis on mahogany-stained . lol. FULL VIDEO HERE.
She has the face/titties of an angel. Clearly knows her way around a ROSS dress-4-less too. Seldom do I say it but this girl is a cunt hair away from being worthy of a Black Angus prix fixe dinner on my dime. Unfortunately though, she has a clitoris like Adrian Brody has a nose.
Unlucky Spanish chick gets bashed in the butthole - full force, no lube! Prepare yourself. The level of agony herein is second only to Adele handcuffed to a stairmaster. Download the full video HERE.
This girl is ridiculously cute. I want to hold her hand. I want to smell her hair. I want a 3x5 inch cut-out of the computer chair fabric that was blessed with her vaginal discharge. Until then though, check out her webcam shows. And her twitter. And her paysite.
Esophageal-deep throatfucking, figure 4 headlocks, oxygen deprivation... all in the name of entertainment. Quite unsettling. I'd say Joe Rogan's fetish for forcing attractive women into eating Ostrich testicles on national television may have met it's match. FULL VIDEOS HERE.
Lookout world. This woman has cousins. She also has an aunt that's employed at Circus Circus. Keep these 2 pivotal details in mind, for it's the closest to a clue you're gonna get as to what the fuck is wrong with this psychotic cum dumpster. Discuss here + more trainwrecks here.