LOL Camwhores

Those tits look pretty weathered for a 19 year old. That aside, I give it a hearty 4 1/2 boners up. Pretty much the hottest thing I've seen since Welcome To The Rileys with that skanky delight Kristen Stewart.

Views: 90,202 | Submitted By Danny | Category: Camwhores

Broken Dreams, Broken Buttholes

Compliments aren't my strong point, but I must say... chick in the yellow dress is fucking stunning. I'd readily eat Honey Nut Cherrios out of Philip Seymour Hoffman's crusty asshole just for a chance to hold her hand. Someone Russian please hook it up. FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 4,035,546 | Date: 8.3.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

The Dumbest Shit Ever Said In Porn

Belladonna is down for dog cock, Proxy Paige wants to fuck her own mom, & Annette Schwarz gets wet thinking about vomiting on senior citizens. Goodbye okcupid.com, my search for companionship has been fulfilled. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9.

Views: 3,074,561 | Date: 7.30.12 | Submitted By Joe Jackson | Category: LULZ

How Is This Even Possible

Heads up kids, this one's gonna blow your fuckin yamaka away. It involves gummy bears, Rocky-inspired butthole punching, and an Alien 1 chest-burster reenactment so brutal you just might soil your Fruit of the Loom's. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 4,785,599 | Date: 7.23.12 | Submitted By KMB | Category: Fisting

Rejected... LIKE A BOSS

Dude gets mega blue-balled after his water-buffalo of a girlfriend bails on him mid-coitus, leaving him and his lukewarm boner on a curb in downtown Newcastle. He deals with rejection the same way I dealt with the intro to season 2 of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch..... FAP.

Views: 2,883,778 | Date: 7.19.12 | Submitted By Mathew | Category: Busted!

Wait For It...

<3 my fans. PROFILE HERE.

Views: 4,425,678 | Date: 7.4.12 | Submitted By DamagedDolly | Category: Gallery

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 3

Whores from all walks of life trek to New Jersey for some quick cash and a blistering reality check. This guy does to self-confidence as Panda Express Shanghai Beef does to my asshole: obliteration. Meet the mastermind behind it all HERE. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ] + HERE.

Views: 3,223,371 | Date: 7.2.12 | Submitted By Deven | Category: LULZ

The Milf From Mars

Bittersweet painal, obscenity-filled ogasms, and a boob job pre-dating the birth of jesus. This ones got it all, and Ms. Big Ole Leathery Funbags earns some serious bonus points at the 2:35 mark.. Not even a fuckin rectal injury can dull her desire for ATM. FULL 40 MINUTE VIDEO HERE.

Views: 3,121,263 | Date: 6.25.12 | Submitted By Creepy Clay | Category: Mildly Retarded

Girl Drops Deuce, Forgets To Wipe

Her ability to wipe her ass is on par with Tom Sizemore's ability to not beat women. Fortunately at least 1 person in this vid has some considerable talent, and that's the dude that miraculously didn't peel over & die after getting a whiff of her shit-box! Song HERE. Full video HERE.

Views: 2,686,425 | Date: 6.19.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

Bath Salts = INSANE SEX

This is essentially a hybrid of THIS video + THIS video, or in more comprehensive terms: 3 parts female empowerment, 141 parts bat-shit fucking retarded. ENJOY. Full video HERE.

Views: 3,883,520 | Date: 6.13.12 | Submitted By Dissonance | Category: LULZ

The Return Of 'Gentle Breakdown' Girl

Remember the frigid chick that randomly started sobbing in the middle of a Rocco shoot? It was actually pretty touching, to both my heart & my penis. But apparently that encounter was only chapter 1 in a saga of piss-poor decisions. Song HERE + breakdown HERE + profile HERE.

Views: 3,152,182 | Date: 6.4.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

EPIC ASS IS EPIC

Undoubtedly the most erotic thing I've seen since the time my 19 y/o housekeeper cried 'no es bueno' after happening upon my unflushed shitter. Day before was Olive Garden night, fuckin Tour Of Italy. To quote Lil Wayne - I made it rain. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 3,894,276 | Date: 5.24.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Prolapse

A Different Type Of Breakdown

Farted on, finger raped, told he looks like fuckin Robin Williams - this dude endures pain you can't even imagine. Fortunately he's a Sum 41 mosh pit survivor and holds a blackbelt in making Terminator-esque sound effects whilst flailing his arms like a fucking idiot, so it's all good. Full video HERE.

Views: 3,014,159 | Date: 5.21.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ