Hipster: Permanently Loose At Age 18

My Papa John's delivery bro tells me body art is a form of expression. I couldn't agree more. This broads pierced nipples and tacky tattoos just scream 'my vagina has more cargo space than a Chevy Trailblazer'. And that it does laddy, that it does

Views: 434,190 | Date: 5.17.12 | Submitted By Gape Master 5000 | Category: Meat Caves Inc.

WOW - Redefining Premature Ejaculation

This is epic. Literally just three pecks on the lips and this dude's load is already more spent than a black man's paycheck. He's the fuckin Prefontaine of premature ejaculation. More Japanese madness HERE. .

Date: 12.20.10 | Views: 2,136,754 | Submitted By SpamSam | Category: Premature

Epic Orgasm

Rain DeGrey straight up collapses after cumming her brains out. Resuscitation attempts include CPR, additional finger banging and a makeshift defibrillator. No shit. This is from a three part series, available HERE. Consider joining, it's a great site and you'd be supporting eFukt.

Date: 12.15.10 | Views: 2,083,808 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Rotten Crotch

Behind-the-scenes footage from FUCK A FAN, where a cameraman literally pukes himself after catching a whiff of some stank ass pussy. Ultimate humiliation after the culprit is handed a DIY douche kit and directed to the bathroom.

Date: 12.13.10 | Views: 1,764,002 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Porn Directors Are Funny

A producer for MIDNIGHT PROWL, (likely Khan Tusion judging by the homoerotic lisp), comes up with a colorful metaphor comparing the hygienics of a pornstar's asshole to enslaved black people. Round of applause please. Full video available HERE.

Date: 12.13.10 | Views: 1,253,702 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Pulsating Pussy

Asian chick gets the elasticity fucked out of her, generating one pussy-throbbing orgasm after another. I have to say, the end result isnt too aesthetically pleasing. After the 5th orgasm her twat starts to look like something off an Arby's value menu.

Date: 12.8.10 | Views: 1,852,384 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Bait & Switch

Trio of goobers looking for work get called in to model some piece of shit watch with a stacked broad... who later accuses them of trying to sniff her turd cutter. Bonus at the end. WATCH THE WHOLE SERIES HERE.

Date: 12.5.10 | Views: 1,403,680 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Attention Whore Fail

Oodles of horny Jamaicans gather for a simulated gangbang of sorts, highlighted with WWF-style body slams and homoerotic dance moves. Shit gets rough when an ambitious Jamal Jenkins strips the starlette of her attire, erecting all donkey dicks within a 100 foot radius. Oddly enough she smiles through out, unlike this girl. Song available HERE.

Date: 12.1.10 | Views: 1,948,271 | Submitted By Greg | Category: Groped

Get Bent

His penis looks like a rotten banana. Could probably double as a personal coat hanger if enough viagra was involved. So does any of this slow him whenever he feels like getting his dick wet? Apparently not. Must be the personality.

Date: 11.28.10 | Views: 1,593,240 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Predator Fail

Not efukt-worthy per se... but this does contain something uncommon - a woman actually standing up for herself after being victimized by one of them pervs that like to beat off in public. Apparently he was rubbing his cock up against her rear. Not kewl bro!

Date: 11.20.10 | Views: 1,343,858 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

The Art Of Male Stripping

No more vids for a few days. This shit took all week to edit and now I've got a date with my neighbors cleaning lady. She's 18, dont hate. Already got advance tickets to Harry Potter 7. IMAX. Ultimate panty dropper.

Date: 11.18.10 | Views: 1,670,797 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Strippers

Storytime With A Crackwhore

Slut junkie reminisces about her previous employer - some Screech-looking motherfucker that literally blew a $100,000 inheritance entirely on prostitutes hired for nothing more than to eat Taco Bell and deficate on his face. In other words.. dude's a legend. Full video available HERE

Date: 11.14.10 | Views: 1,254,286 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Hookers

Endless Orgasm Causes Brain Damage

Using some sort of futuristic device stolen off the set of Stargate SG-1, this woman's clitoris is vibrated into an orgasmic oblivion. Imagine if the lead characters of both The Exorcist and I Am Sam were delicately molded into one - this woman is what you'd get. More HERE!

Date: 11.10.10 | Views: 3,044,012 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Good Things, Small Packages

This is Moonlight Godess of Gimps Gone Wild - a website dedicated to the sexual liberation of... gimps. Their word, not mine. She rarely talks dirty, so consider yourself privileged. You also get a peek at her bite size cooter. SCORE.

Date: 11.8.10 | Views: 1,687,949 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Epic Naked Man

epic naked man is epic.

Date: 11.5.10 | Views: 1,185,223 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

College Class On Fisting

Crash course on how to effectively turn your lady friend's choco taco into a permanently gaping meat cave, as illustrated by that sassy bitch from Seinfield. Invaluable information really. More educational pr0n vids by the same people available HERE. All for free!

Date: 11.4.10 | Views: 1,613,068 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Gallery

Balls Deep or GTFO

Buck Williams graciously gives the neighborhood tramp a second chance at riding his 12 inch chewbaca dong. Either her twat eats up every centimeter of his beefy balgonie or the bitch gets 86'ed for life and is replaced by a mythical broad named Jenneifer. Yeeeeep.

Date: 11.2.10 | Views: 2,508,500 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

Bad Aim

German dude gets blasted in the face by a fat wad of his own man sauce and nearly pukes all over himself. I guess this kinda invalidates that saying "everyone loves their own brand" haha.

Date: 10.31.10 | Views: 1,860,768 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Ragegasm

This is called small penis overcompensation. It happens when those dudes with 3.5 inchers become frustrated by their partners lack of enthusiasm. So they pump harder, faster and deeper but often to no avail. Eventually the chump reaches a breaking point. Somewhere in between the 4th and 7th yawn. Funny shit.

Date: 10.28.10 | Views: 2,147,773 | Submitted By Soul | Category: Orgasms

He Cums Battery Acid

This is classic. The last ho-bag in this comp literally goes from gagging on a load of rancid jizz to asking for tips on what to steal at the local Pepboys. Apparently the Purple Power degreaser she jacked last week isnt the hot ticket item she thought it out to be. LOL. Hundreds of more epic crackwhore videos HERE - all by the same guy.

Date: 10.25.10 | Views: 1,435,661 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Figging Gone Wrong

Figging is when you insert a piece of ginger root into your anus. It's for those special type of people that like to relive that feeling you get directly after shitting out bad Thai food. Yep, fun stuff but what happens when it gets stuck up your ass? Today you find out. More of that blonde HERE.

Date: 10.21.10 | Views: 2,024,548 | Submitted By Kristjan | Category: Bloopers