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[Bizarre] | |
| Ashley Blue gets choked out in what is supposedly her first porn shoot ever. Every Muslim across the globe will be shouting Allah Akbar as they stroke their tootsie rolls to this video. Click HERE and you'll understand why. | ||
| Date: 10.2.08 Views: 995,763 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Drunk] | |
| Being a second rate slut has drained this girl of all her energy, so she catches some Zzzz's in the middle of her own porn shoot. Wise choice, this beast needs all the beauty sleep she can get. | ||
| Date: 10.1.08 Views: 755,494 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| Cocks like this ought to be illegal, punishable by castration. Anything above 13 inches has got to go. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's. | ||
| Date: 9.30.08 Views: 966,034 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Drunk] | |
| Normally drinking on the job gets you fired. But when you're an adult performer, it gets you a pay raise and a few extra cocks in your ass after you pass out. Make mommy proud. | ||
| Date: 9.29.08 Views: 590,519 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| You think you've got it good? This dude has a curled mullet and a 7 inch cock that he can suck all on his own. Jealous right? Now before you do that semi backwards somersault, you should really read up on the dangers associated with autofellatio. Wouldn't want you to snap your neck or get some terrible STD. | ||
| Date: 9.28.08 Views: 684,736 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Orgasms] | |
| This seems to be one of the rare instances where a woman can orgasm with little or no physical stimulation of the genitals. In this particular case, it looks like the deepthroating and/or gagging is what's triggering her orgasm. | ||
| Date: 9.27.08 Views: 672,310 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| This poor fella just wanted a bigger wiener, and with a tootsie roll like that who could blame him? But I'll be damned if the doctor wasn't drunk off his ass cause right now his dick looks a lot like my ballsack. Someone pull a Lorena Bobbit and end this guys misery. | ||
| Date: 9.26.08 Views: 395,982 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LOLZ] | |
| Poor bastard, he's the real life version of the premature ejaculator from American Pie. I'd like to see him masturbate. All he has to do is poke his cock with his index finger and it's a done deal. | ||
| Date: 9.25.08 Views: 600,522 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| It's typical really. Nudists are all about being natural... leave the genitals exposed, armpits unshaven and when you've got a yeast infection... you let it rain. | ||
| Date: 9.24.08 Views: 605,583 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LOLZ] | |
| Moral of the story: always be able to identify the person sucking your cock, unless you're totally cool with putting your sexuality in harms way. Some risks just aren't worth taking. See more guys tricked into being gay homosexuals on the BAIT BUS. | ||
| Date: 9.23.08 Views: 925,706 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| A talking donkey that gets more pussy than I do and has an O face you'll never forget. I have officially seen it all. Even Gilligan makes a cameo appearance. | ||
| Date: 9.22.08 Views: 682,292 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Painal] | |
| For a woman who's made a career out of sex, I don't see why she'd want to keep the hole that earns the most off limits. The girls that do this are usually trying to compensate for their extremely overused vaginas. In this case I'd say that theory is pretty fucking dead on. | ||
| Date: 9.21.08 Views: 987,687 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Asians] | |
| Not quite a prolapse but it might as well be. Her asshole looks a slice of damaged grapefruit and her vagina... hmmm... I'm gonna go with a cut of ahi tuna - burnt on the edges, raw in the center. Updating this site always makes me hungry. | ||
| Date: 9.20.08 Views: 805,925 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bloopers] | |
| Getting fucked and degraded by a midget? No problem. Brushing her teeth with cum? I'm afriad that's where she draws the line. I'm just glad to know she has standards. | ||
| Date: 9.19.08 Views: 517,293 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LOLZ] | |
| First off, this chick is drunk off her ass, and I mean that in a literal sense. She had a gallon of wine.. directly through her asshole. Now I always thought it was fun to poo on the floors of public restrooms, but this lady takes it to an all new level. If you've ever played Command & Conquer, think of her anus as the Ion Cannon. | ||
| Date: 9.18.08 Views: 776,650 Comments: 0 | ||