THIS SITE IS STRICTLY FOR ADULTS. IF YOU ARE NOT 18 THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!
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It's crazy. On the outside, assholes all look the same. But if your rectum was to ever head south & emerge as a pinksock... you'd quickly find that much like the butt plugs in Oprah Winfrey's sextoy collection, they come in all shapes, sizes & colors. 4 years of running a porn site and that's about all I've learned.
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Pretending to be black seems to be a key component. BALLZ DEEEEEP SON!
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Two years of solid constipation. That's what you get for eating dog. WHABAM!
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The knife might be fake, but that hole in her beef curtain sure as fuck isnt. Looks like Borat ran her snapper through the meat grinder. Hey lady, one word: labiaplasty. You're halfway there!
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Fuck porn, she belongs in MMA.
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for when Colon Cleanse just isn't enough..
Date: 11.3.09 |
Views: 784,055 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Insertions
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I like how he straight up bends his cock as a means to halt the ejaculation. It's a penis, not a fucking garden hose. Nice try though!
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Her asshole resembles the neck of a kid that's just been decapitated. Hmmm. Sounds like fap time if you ask me.
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Don't give up.... you're almost there.
Date: 10.27.09 |
Views: 1,421,199 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Insertions
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Beating off at home is for pussies. Real men take their meat to the street.
Date: 10.25.09 |
Views: 589,772 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Exhibition
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A zesty new condiment is being introduced in fast food chains throughout Japan. Can you guess what it is? I'll give you a hint - 100% organic. lol. More HERE.
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A sexual predator that only assaults models? God bless.
Date: 10.23.09 |
Views: 1,236,128 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Exhibition
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The ending scene actually made me gag. That doesn't happen very often.
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I posted this awhile back but the clip was ruined by god awful Mexican music. Luckily an alternative version has now surfaced. Less Ricky Martin. More cries of pain.
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