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Someone get some napkins, piglet just had a liter of foreign jizz unloaded on to her a face. Honestly now, I would've even let my dog fuck this mullet toating beast. And considering her sexual preferences, I'm sure she'd be deeply disappointed to hear that.
Date: 10.17.08 Views: 795,013 Comments: 0
She's more than welcome to come shit in my house if she ever feels the need. I see she's not a fan of toilet paper... that's okay, she can just use my face to wipe her ass. Hospitality - it gets me laid everytime.
Date: 10.16.08 Views: 355,455 Comments: 0
He very well might end up getting banned from every Motel 6 across the country, but eventually one of these fat Hispanic maids will do the right thing and finish the man off - just like in the porno films.
Date: 10.15.08 Views: 475,735 Comments: 0
These girls just do anal cause it'll land them an extra $200 on their paycheck. That's a lot like getting paid $1,000 to go down on a 400 pound lady & then being offered an extra $100 to toss her wart-infested salad. It's just not worth it. Now see the full video HERE!
Date: 10.14.08 Views: 776,943 Comments: 0
Nothing says revenge like like mixing bodily fluids into the foods of others. Think about how much spit, piss, shit and semen you've unwittingly ingested at the hands of motherfuckers like this. Processed food 4 life.
Date: 10.13.08 Views: 962,702 Comments: 0
Anally penetrating a Ukrainian hooker while watching Mrs. Doubtfire has been on my to-do list for ages, but it looks like this crazy motherfucker beat me to it. Oh well, I'll still always be the 1st person ever to receive a blumpkin whilst playing Command & Conquer: Tiberian Dawn. Wasn't easy.
Date: 10.12.08 Views: 3,447,519 Comments: 0
She tries to blame the fowl taste on the lube but that doesn't really explain the cheese whiz dripping out of her pussy. Douche with hydrogen peroxide + Mentos and get on with the show.
Date: 10.11.08 Views: 500,327 Comments: 0
She's back for round 2.. this time on Anal Recruiter. I really do admire her dedication and all, but can someone who knows sign language please forward a request for her early retirement? Those sounds make my ears bleed. See her 1st video HERE.
Date: 10.10.08 Views: 717,928 Comments: 0
Here's yet another video of a woman suffering from bodily damage after granting a large cock permission to penetrate her brown eye. To be honest, I think this one is a tranny but that's besides the point. I want to know where those 2 giant raisins dangling from her asshole came from?
Date: 10.10.08 Views: 668,053 Comments: 0
Ah yes, the colorful world of woman's makeshift sex toys: bedposts, bananas, shampoo bottles, motorized toothbrushes, baseball bats, Ultra Magnus action figures... you name it, they've fucked it. Except pineapples. That particular fruit is exceedingly difficult to work with.
Date: 10.8.08 Views: 380,659 Comments: 0
Now if I was that bystander, I would've simply re-enacted something I saw the tour guide do on the Disneyland Jungle Cruise back when I was 8. As the hippo approaches, fire 3 warning shots into the air and shout "get back you beast, get back now!". The hippo will cease all aggression and disengage.
Date: 10.7.08 Views: 304,310 Comments: 0
It's a porno, not a god damn fitness video. Stop adding in the shitty keyboard-generated dance music, it drains out the sound of the woman crying and gagging on cock, which is an essential part of my fap session.
Date: 10.6.08 Views: 909,247 Comments: 0
I purchased one of these bad boys back in 1998. Nearly snapped my cock in half on a number of occasions, but all in all it was a fine investment. Sure it was pricey, but so is taking a girl out to dinner and a movie. In the end you get the same thing, minus the drama and genital warts.
Date: 10.5.08 Views: 343,756 Comments: 0
A few tit jobs and a little lipo, and then BAM... her vagina will be generating 7 figures annually before you even know it. It'll also be generating a yellowish discharge, depending on the severity of the Herpes and Gonorrhea that she's bound to contract.
Date: 10.4.08 Views: 415,218 Comments: 0
Whaaat? No eels in this ass? No forced cunnilingus involving miniature pigs? What the fuck kinda of Japanese gameshow is this? Ohhhh wait this is from the early 90's... beastiality was still considered yucky back then. Yeah definitely the 90's, just look at those horrendous boob jobs! Mongloid titties status.
Date: 10.3.08 Views: 264,754 Comments: 0

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