A McTitties Adventure

This girl is a saint. At some point in working fast food, you realize you'd be better taken care of in prison and take home a larger paycheck by being disabled. This day is the highest point in his fast food career for sure.

Views: 123,366 | Submitted By Duran | Category: Public

YOU MAD

I saw my 1st prolapse at 16 while surfing the old blog section of Khan Tusion's meatholes.com. It was pretty foul. Not even a rewatch of Katie Holmes's titties in The Gift could shake my mood . So who the fuck is this Khan Tusion guy ? This video sheds some light. More HERE.

Views: 2,458,376 | Date: 3.5.12 | Submitted By Ripperman | Category: Porn Bloopers

Gianna PWNS Heckling Hector!

Dont let the bandana fool you. This cholo's 'tough guy' persona is about as real as his pleather jacket. Such is illustrated after Gianna does the unforgivable - an unconsensual snowball attack - which he takes like a total bitch. This is funny as fuck. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 3,022,553 | Date: 2.29.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

RARE: Girl Actually Cums On Facial Abuse

After boning a good 75% of New Jersey's crackwhore population, Facial Abuse has finally broken some unfamiliar ground - giving a girl an actual orgasm, and apparently an epic one at that... this chick is left more googly eyed than fuckin Steve Buscemi! Full video HERE. Song HERE.

Views: 3,594,074 | Date: 2.27.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Diet WIN

She's got a unique look. It's two parts concentration camp, one part Glamour Girls. If anyone's interested in a wager, I have Season 6 of Bill Nye the Science Guy on bluray that says my pet chinchilla drops bigger deuces than this chick. More of her HERE.

Views: 3,072,310 | Date: 2.24.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Gallery

Sit Your Whore Ass Down!

Original video HERE.

Views: 2,077,116 | Date: 2.21.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

Lonely Arab REALLY Wants Free Head

Working the graveyard shift usually sucks Golden Retriever dick, but it's not entirely absent of perks. During my tenure at the 24 hour Rite Aid, I enjoyed a 10% increase in pay and unadulterated access to the ice cream station. But as for complimentary blowjobs from tresspassing prostitutes... that one's all up to this smooth talking Apu.

Views: 1,562,853 | Date: 2.19.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

HURRY UP and CUM!

UPDATE: this girl actually emailed me, here's the background story - she lives in a KKK-laden town where 12 inch black wangs are the forbidden fruit. Undeterred, she sought salvation on blackplanet.com and ultimately bit off more BBC than her vagina could chew. Here's some pics she sent me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

Views: 5,726,671 | Date: 2.17.12 | Submitted By | Category: Amateur

The Most Gentle Breakdown Ever

This girl has 1 of the nicest racks I've ever seen. But bundle that with an extremely frigid personality & you then have the biggest disappointment since Macaulay Culkin's The Pagemaster. Seriously, this chick's so uptight she wont even do a facial. It's tragic. FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 4,505,824 | Date: 2.6.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Turtling While 69'ing LOLOLOL

Pug-faced Hispanic drinks herself so numb she doesn't even notice when last night's chimichanga is hanging halfway out her asshole. Her laugh is as bad as her hygiene. Sounds like something Steven Urkel would emit while making love to the dude from Wonder Years. Watch this one all the way through. Full videos HERE and HERE.

Views: 3,027,564 | Date: 2.2.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Hillbilly Wants To Kill Cameraman

There's only one thing more futile that trying to bust a nut while watching reruns of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - and that's attempting to win an argument against a porn director whilst esophagus-deep in cock. Two boners up for the effort. Download the full video HERE.

Views: 2,142,450 | Date: 1.31.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party

This girl has an emotional breakdown immediately following a facial. I initially assumed the obvious - dude must love his jumbo asparagus. But upon a 2nd viewing, I spotted a wedding band on the left hand. This is the part where I'm supposed to call her a whore. Personally, I'd rather just comfort her and smell her butt. I'm romantic like that. Full vid HERE.

Views: 5,092,735 | Date: 1.26.12 | Submitted By Dylan | Category: LULZ

OOPS! I Accidentally Sodomized You!

If there's one thing that never fails to get a fuckload of clicks - it's videos of unexpected butt love. So here's 8 of em. That's right, EIGHT, as in the number of times I defecated after eating crab wontons at P.F. Changs. Enjoy. SOURCES: #1, #2, #4, #5, #6, #8.

Views: 4,925,108 | Date: 1.23.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: Wrong Hole