LOL Camwhores

Those tits look pretty weathered for a 19 year old. That aside, I give it a hearty 4 1/2 boners up. Pretty much the hottest thing I've seen since Welcome To The Rileys with that skanky delight Kristen Stewart.

Views: 99,921 | Submitted By Danny | Category: Camwhores

Filmmaker Accuses Max Hardcore Of...

This is from the 2001 British documentary Hardcore, or as I prefer to call it - 'Why The Fuck Didnt I just Go To College? #748'. Apparently the director felt Max Hardcore didn't come off as a big enough misogynistic asshole on his own, so he threw in some 90's synth coupled with rape allegations. Read Max's version of events HERE.

Views: 2,011,405 | Date: 10.30.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Documentary

Biggest Bitch In Porn

Hemorrhoids and Scabies aside, Tanner Mayes is a pretty hot piece of ass. Too bad she's got an ego the size of Ned Flander's cock (massive). This video is a demonstration of what happens when The Cuntinator doesnt get her way. Crazy bitch is crazy. Full video HERE.

Views: 3,323,769 | Date: 10.25.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Dumbest Girl In Porn

Ok, maybe not the dumbest. That title has long been secured by the Korean twat from Facial Abuse that had serious difficulty understanding that incestial desires arent kosher. But there'll always be 2nd place for the special little whore that went on cable TV to brag about spreading Chlamydia, smoking crack & sodomizing costars with uncooked meats.

Views: 2,813,518 | Date: 10.21.11 | Submitted By tg | Category: LULZ

The 24 Year Old Virgin

He's socially inept and has B cup titties. How can life possibly get any worse? If you guessed 'make a porno, creep the living fuck out of the girl, blow your load in 4 seconds and end up all over the internet", you just won my inflatable Captain Planet sex doll. Download the full video HERE.

Views: 3,199,698 | Date: 10.14.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Virgins

Premature Ejaculation... LIKE A BOSS

I've never seen a man so content with having only lasted 24 seconds in the sack. His sexual prowess has the runtime of a Tampax commercial... and all he cares about is using his woman's rump roast as a bongo drum set. Bares some similarities to THIS efukt classic.

Views: 2,419,117 | Date: 10.12.11 | Submitted By tg | Category: Premature

Sybian Morphs Crazy Slut Into Crazier Slut

I'm pretty sure I've just uncovered a new dialect. I shall dub it 'crackwhorian'. Much like Spanglish - it cannot be taught, only evoked. Japanese electronics and bull whip required. Full video HERE.

Views: 3,351,703 | Date: 10.9.11 | Submitted By terrence | Category: Orgasms

Pornstar Drops 'N' Bomb

I believe her first mistake was LOL'ing while getting passionately bulldozed by a 17 inch yogurt slinger. That kinda laughter tends to translate to one thing only - "your ion cannon does not phase me, please bash my ovaries harder". Invitation clearly accepted. Full video HERE.

Views: 3,395,865 | Date: 10.7.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Double Fist = Instant Orgasm

A coworker at Del Taco once told me that she uses a thick butternut squash to pleasure herself. She said the feeling of her fiesta bowl being stretched to max ocupado made her cum instantaneously. Is that what's going on here? Sure looks like it. Download the full video HERE!

Views: 3,017,982 | Date: 10.4.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Happy Ending WIN

One man's quest for counterfeit Dockers ends with a lustrous rub n' tug, courtesy of Miss Swan, in what's quite possibly the only legitimate 'happy ending' video in existence. It's hard to turn a blind eye to the shrek factor of all ladies involved, but hey... at least it's real.

Views: 2,685,596 | Date: 9.30.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

Gangbanged, Then Tears Of Joy

This is a scene from GANGBANGED 2. Blacks and whites combine penile forces for the greater good of ensuring Dana DeArmond's asshole will be forever loose. The interview that follows is quite interesting / fucking ridiculous. Download the full thing HERE.

Views: 2,332,242 | Date: 9.28.11 | Submitted By Visceral Venom | Category: LULZ

Maid Entranced By Gringo Cock

It took 3 years and 117 attempts... but it happened. It finally happened. All he ever wanted was an audience. All she ever intended was to restock toiletries. Somewhere in the middle they found eachother, and from there it was love at first cumshot. Equally amazing video HERE.

Views: 2,572,672 | Date: 9.22.11 | Submitted By Zachary | Category: Exhibition

Cum Dodger FAIL

Hungarian broad tries to bail on the wrong cocksmith - Steve Holmes. Dodge one load, no problem. He can work up another wad of creme brulee instantly. That's right, zro downtime. Watch this motherfucker work his magic. Full video HERE.

Views: 2,392,186 | Date: 9.19.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers