THAT'S NOT GONNA FIT

This goofy retard could of been cast as a dwarven wife in the hobbit movies. Unfortunately, that's not the case as she was cast for porn. She goes for the impossible with a 30 pound black dildo and fails...like a retard.

Views: 188,240 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Retard

SHE CUT MY DICK OFF!

The strange tale of how an alleged rapist wife beater got his penis severed and became a porn star. John Wayne Bobbitt has suffered every man's worst nightmare and accomplished most guy's wildest dream. INFO, PORN, SONG.

Views: 267,555 | Date: 9.19.14 | Submitted By Duran | Category: Documentary

Caught Fapping at the Library

Remember the public library? They used to be the go-to place for over-achievers and students. Today, libraries are only frequented by the homeless and cam-whores... because, you know, free internet. PROFILE.

Views: 801,374 | Date: 9.11.14 | Submitted By TG | Category: Camwhores

The Religious Compilation

I am not sorry if this offends you or your imaginary friends. Just as I am not sorry for the suspension of the efukt twitter for posting Jennifer Laurence's nudes (new account here)... lol. SONG + MORE.

Views: 829,350 | Date: 9.9.14 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

The Trolling of a Discount Hooker

From the clearance section of BackPage.com comes an escort sporting bed bugs, a wonky titty, and a heart of gold. Her entire scene is just one giant cluster fuck disaster of fail and it's beautiful. Full Scene + More HERE.

Views: 1,009,628 | Date: 9.1.14 | Submitted By Kevin | Category: LULZ

The Cam Whore Meltdown Comp

Ahh, the beautiful girls that fap for internet money. It's a stressful job full of internet chat trolls and dildos that need a power outlet. Understandably they can sometimes freak out a bit. Sauce: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

Views: 991,373 | Date: 8.24.14 | Submitted By Various | Category: Camwhores

The Dangers of Filming Pornography

Meet Alicia Silverstone's slutty stunt double with lop sided titties... I nicknamed the small one tiny Tim. Watch them in action and get an inside glimpse into the hazards and dangers of working as a pornography camera man. Full Scene HERE.

Views: 1,233,805 | Date: 8.17.14 | Submitted By Sherm | Category: Porn Bloopers

Genius Straps Go-Pro to his Head

I can only imagine the lead up to this, but his girlfriend is a real keeper for going along with his crazy ass plan to film their "extreme" anal session, complete with a friggin go-pro strapped to his forehead. This is the stuff heroes are made of.

Views: 1,097,394 | Date: 8.15.14 | Submitted By Duran | Category: Plugs

Lexi Belle Has A Breakdown

A scene gets a little too intense for Lexi when her costar bitch slaps the valtrex out of her face. After which her costar turned assailant keeps asking her "are you ok?". Full Scene HERE and more Lexi HERE.

Views: 1,191,868 | Date: 8.11.14 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

People are NOT Awesome 2014

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Views: 1,070,753 | Date: 8.6.14 | Submitted By Various | Category: Bizarre

How To Have Cyber Sex!

Many, many years ago, in the days of old known as 1997, an instructional VHS was forged. Watch and learn how to master the art of one handed typing with post-aspergers Winnie Cooper from the "Wonder Years".

Views: 687,042 | Date: 7.31.14 | Submitted By Duran | Category: LULZ

The Littlest Nerd

Five foot nothing and 90 pounds, her interests include league of legends, dubstep and taking dick meant for women with hips better built for cock/children. I'd marry this one.

Views: 1,056,820 | Date: 7.30.14 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Plugs

Her First Squirt

A heart warming moment when a pretty cam slut, who happens to sound like MadTV's Stuart, drops jaw and flips her shit when she unexpectedly squirts for the first time in her life. PROFILE HERE.

Views: 1,227,283 | Date: 7.30.14 | Submitted By TG | Category: Camwhores