"Bad Babysitter"

It's amazing just how many careers come to an end due to masturbating at work. My first job was at Target - fired in the 2nd week for jacking off in the pet food aisle. It was well worth it, plus I pwn3d a 10 pound bag of Meow Mix
Homo Fail NO ME GUSTA JIZZUM!
Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party Your Body Is Your Temple HARDER! Or I Cant Cum!
Persistance Fail Dont Slap The Titties! Gang Member Of The Year