"Passed Out Facial"

Believe it or not he's actually doing her a huge favor. Semen is great for the skin. So the next time you slip your wife a mickey and jizz all over her face, remind her to thank you in the morning.
NO ME GUSTA JIZZUM! Oops! My Implants Fell Out! Gangbanged Into Orgasmic Bliss
Balls Deep or GTFO Attention Whore Fail Convicted Killer Hates Anal
Clam Chowder Brown Bag!