THIS SITE IS STRICTLY FOR ADULTS. IF YOU ARE NOT 18 THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!
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The forced homosexuality thing is the least of his problems. Just take one look at that haircut.
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His fetish? It's quite simple really - small donations to the less fortunate. He's like the Santa Claus of sexual predators. FAP FAP FAP AND AWAY HE GOES!
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Chronic hemorrhoids or a dried up prolapse? Hard to say. You be the judge.
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Holy fuck. The bitch spacedocked herself! Congratulations lady, you've made internet history.
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Who needs porno when you have... fat black bitches in bathing suits? Pretty much everyone but this guy.
Date: 7.30.09 |
Views: 1,154,741 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Exhibition
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What can I say? Handjobs aren't her speciality.
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For a moment there, it almost looked as though Chucky was gonna disregard her pleas for a cease-fuck and begin to commence rapage. Mr. Pringles said it best - once you pop you cant stop.
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This video isn't very eventful. I won't lie. It's just that I've never seen athletic footwear put to such great use. Do try this at home.
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Repost? Technically yes. But the addition of Beetlejuice getting titty-blasted by some random bitch makes it well worth a second viewing. I promise.
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Doin' the lord's work.
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That dude's a little too comfortable with the fact that his dog's nose is within an inch of his weiner. I wonder what that's all about? Lets draw some conclusions...
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It's semen, not battery acid. Embrace the saltiness and show some appreciation.
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Okay, everyone pay close attention. There's some seriously funny shit @ the 3:40 mark. Emphasis on shit.
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Lotion???? You dumb motherfucker. Clearly those are just clumps of parmesan cheese. A fine topping for her beef fillet.
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If Douglas DeMann died and was reincarnated as a black man with a slightly larger penis - this would be him.
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