Offshore Drilling

Some women need dildos to get off. Others need fists. And then there's Shirley Stankpuss, who takes whatever she can find to reach her O. That's a kidney buster for sure.

Views: 127,848 | Submitted By | Category: ADVERTISEMENT

CORN: BEYOND BUKKAKE

To fully appreciate this, first watch part 1 + part 2. This guy isn't just any mope. This is Corn - the likely autistic, positively virgin pornstar that partook in 114 bukkake shoots, 113 of which the beneficary of his cumshot was a cement wall. Starting to understand the significance of the title? Good, now discuss here. Full videos here + here + here.

Views: 2,545,024 | Date: 2.18.13 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Mildly Retarded

Mom Fascinated By Daughter's Sextape

This is perverse. More perverse than that happy-go-lucky bastard that ejaculates while donating to the homeless. It contains elder abuse, incestuous undertones and a talking parrot that'll channel your every thought. Discuss here.

Views: 3,902,903 | Date: 2.3.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Exhibition

Czech porn is hilariously horrible

What does a Toyota Supra, lung cancer and a washer machine have in common? In most cases, absolutely fucking nothing. But this isn't like most cases. This is Czech pornography, the final frontier in sexual retardation. Download here and discuss here.

Views: 3,462,453 | Date: 1.21.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

The Camwhore Awards

Another year has come and gone, and while it's important to celebrate the birth of my main man Jesus and ring in 2013... lets not forget to pay a much deserved tribute to the hardworking women of the sex trafficking industry. This one's for you, ladies. Jackoff here and discuss here.

Views: 2,864,216 | Date: 1.9.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Camwhores

The Horrors Of College

An insider look at the brutality/awesomeness of sorority hazing, in which status-seeking sluts are stripped of their D&G booty shorts and subjected to ridicule, humiliation, homosexual acts and reruns of ElimiDate. This shits top shelf.

Views: 3,460,137 | Date: 12.27.12 | Submitted By boner dad | Category: Plugs

It's Only Smellz

Never have I seen a man do something so incredibly vile with such charm. Where there's tension, he provides laughter. Where there's pain, he provides comfort. And where there's feces on the tip of his penis... he provides dinner. Song HERE and 40 MINUTE VIDEO HERE.

Views: 4,448,194 | Date: 12.19.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

The Meltdown Compilation

FULL VIDEOS HERE: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Views: 4,649,581 | Date: 12.13.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Her G-Spot Is In Her Butthole

This actually starts off as a painal vid, but much like Cuba Gooding Jr.'s acting career, that only lasts for about 14 seconds. From there on it's all pleasure, and by 'pleasure' I mean nervous system-disabling assgasms so hot even Stephen Hawking would pop wood. Full video HERE.

Views: 4,644,389 | Date: 11.30.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: Orgasms

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar

Todays menu: a.) girl manipulates dad into oral sex while mom contemplates suicide b.) leper fucks ass, leper's winky gets decapitated, leper continues to fuck ass anyway and c.) vintage buttrape porn, never fuck with a man that's just lost a game of Old Maid. SOURCES: 1, 3, 4, 5

Views: 3,081,403 | Date: 11.7.12 | Submitted By roopskadoop | Category: LULZ

Painfully Awkward Moments in Porn

Big wtf @ girl #3. She taps out, instigates a fist fight and then concludes, mid-tears of defeat, that all in all it was "fun and amazing". No lady. Going diarrhea in a community pool overun by minorities is fun and amazing. What happened to you was just brutal. DOWNLOAD: 1, 2, 3

Views: 3,518,391 | Date: 10.28.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

Mother of the Year!

Enjoy, for this is undoubtedly the first, last and only time you'll ever see an 18 year old camwhore drunkenly dildo herself directly in front of her disapproving mom. In a word... FAP. Profile HERE.

Views: 4,988,797 | Date: 10.13.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Shy, Scared & Fucking Beautiful

Hot chicks + social anxiety. It's a phenomenal combination, second only to Mr. Pibb w/ Koala Yummies. Add a degree of sexial inexperience into the mix and you got yourself GF material, provided that they don't first end up in porn like this tard. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 5,030,527 | Date: 10.4.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ