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I'm not so sure I like those kind of ratios.
Date: 5.27.09 Views: 298,909 Comments: 0
The title is slightly inaccurate, I just felt like making a reference to that shitty Nick Cage movie. The reality of the situation is that this willy wonka can't even last 5 seconds. Getting to the 1 minute mark would be like an olympic achievement.
Date: 5.26.09 Views: 600,458 Comments: 0
This chick really has a knack for fornicating with the world's most disgusting people. First Mini-Me and now this schmuck. I applaud her charitable deeds but good karma won't be enough to keep the gonorrhea at bay.
Date: 5.24.09 Views: 791,200 Comments: 0
Had me ROFL'ing up until the point that he started bashing her face in like Mike Tyson. That was my cue to bust out the Jergens.
Date: 5.22.09 Views: 529,768 Comments: 0
Poor vision and no sense of smell. Betty Lou truly is a perfect canidate for ass to mouth. Get her good pa.
Date: 5.21.09 Views: 548,231 Comments: 0
Sorry Billy, incest porn is only hot when it involves decent looking family members. Cannot fap.
Date: 5.20.09 Views: 544,366 Comments: 0
Pay no attention to them clusters of genital warts baby. Aint nothing but beauty marks.
Date: 5.19.09 Views: 495,203 Comments: 0
I don't really give a fuck what anyone else has to say... domestic violence is always a solution. I'd pimp slap that bitch all the way back into the 80's, a time when her David Bowie hairdo was actually fashionable.
Date: 5.18.09 Views: 546,354 Comments: 0
Sounds like a violation of a contractual agreement if you ask me. See ya on Judge Judy bitch.
Date: 5.16.09 Views: 567,726 Comments: 0
Yo Bishnu, it's called consructive criticism. Kinda like how I'm about to tell you to take a Mach 3 razor blade to that heinous unibrow of yours. Maybe then you can attract women other than your sister? Pwn.
Date: 5.15.09 Views: 602,996 Comments: 0
Honestly, why the fuck doesn't she just leave him? Sure he has a big black succulent penis, but is it really worth being beaten like red-headed stepchild on a nightly basis? All signs point to yes.
Date: 5.14.09 Views: 492,059 Comments: 0
Neat trick but I'm afraid I lack the penis for the job. No worries though, that's where the GHB comes into play. It's all about equal opportunity fellas.
Date: 5.13.09 Views: 877,780 Comments: 0
You know what would've been really funny? If he had instead said STFU bish and kept pounding away. Painful intercourse always brings the lulz.
Date: 5.12.09 Views: 621,197 Comments: 0
Awww, how cute! She's afraid she'll get pregnant if he cums in her ass. Don't fret my Ukranian slutsicle, save your worries for the anal warts that you've likely just contracted.
Date: 5.11.09 Views: 800,110 Comments: 0
Ooops ooops ooops ooops! Good job fatty. You done jizzed all over yourself!
Date: 5.10.09 Views: 1,035,875 Comments: 0