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This is actually really popular in Japan. Check this out... their law says you can't show genitalia in porn. So to get by this bullshit rule, they've replaced cocks with these tentacles that just happen to look like cocks, kinda. Now they still gotta censor the pink taco but none the less it's still a big step forward for the Japanese. Read about it HERE.
Date: 11.1.08 Views: 549,498 Comments: 0
Damn! One time many years ago I successfully masturbated behind this elderly couple during a screening of that Mel Gibson jesus movie. I always thought I was ballsy for doing that but this motherfucker right here makes me look like a god damn amateur. If I have to come out of retirement to reclaim my title, so be it.
Date: 10.31.08 Views: 458,055 Comments: 0
She gets raped... by an alien-infected talking tree named Tildar. Pretty much the same shit as in Evil Dead 1, except this has penetration shots and ninchucks. Need I say more?
Date: 10.30.08 Views: 490,926 Comments: 0
I'm so sorry about the censors. My web host has forbidden me from posting any videos that show defecation. So if you were hoping to see some good turd cutter close ups - you're shit out of luck buddy. I'm just really really hoping someone will recognize one of these girls so that we can bring on the shame.
Date: 10.29.08 Views: 447,870 Comments: 0
You think your cock small? Watch this, it's practically guaranteed to boost yourself esteem... unless your cock happens to be just as microscopic as the guy's in this video - in which case, may god bless your soul.
Date: 10.28.08 Views: 436,567 Comments: 0
I remember when I was younger my friends would always draw penises all over my face if I was the first to fall asleep. Fuck that. Next time I have a slumber party, I'm gonna hide a bottle of Jergens under my sleeping bag and wreak a homoerotic revenge on all of those who've wronged me.
Date: 10.27.08 Views: 601,714 Comments: 0
It's not your typical work-related injury, but these things do happen... especially when someone is intentionally thrusting their foot into your vagina. It could've been worse - a flesh wound via jagged toenail... that would've put her out of work for good.
Date: 10.26.08 Views: 488,893 Comments: 0
This is from a Japanese horror film of the same title. Basically this chick starts off using a severed limb to masturbate, at which point she encounters an Alien with a massive cock. After a whopping 15 seconds of penetration (you tried little buddy!), he rips out her uterus and she rolls over dead. A bit fucked up but I do commend him for his efforts in helping control the human population.
Date: 10.25.08 Views: 506,221 Comments: 0
Her vagina looks a lot like a baseball mit, same color too. If you're gonna be 69'ing her with you on bottom, do yourself a favor and bring along a snorkel.
Date: 10.24.08 Views: 457,156 Comments: 0
Octopusses up the ass, flesh eating bacteria in the vagina - you know the drill. lt's all standard fodder in the Japanese porn industry. But personally, I think this one takes it up just a notch or two.
Date: 10.23.08 Views: 565,793 Comments: 0
This one is a little open-ended. There's no money shot or anything, which gives us the opportunity to use our imaginations and draw our own conclusions. Perhaps she had a prolapse, ran off the set in humiliation, then went flat broke and turned to prostitution? Sounds about right to me.
Date: 10.22.08 Views: 770,935 Comments: 0
Diane here follows orders. I like that. I wonder if she'd comply if I told her to sit on my face and giggle like a school girl? Probably not. She'd likely just bitch slap me like she did to the douche bag in this video.
Date: 10.21.08 Views: 413,424 Comments: 0
I once had this girlfriend whose vagina came fully loaded with a horrid set of genital herpes. Ok no big deal I thought to myself, I'll just work around it. Then a good 6 months later, she some how developed a case of oral herpes. Interesting. So after playing a little Where's Waldo with all these slut-blisters, she confessed that the (new) herpes were actually self inflicted. O rly? Yes, in a late night rampage of sexual frustration, the bitch miraculously performed auto-cunniligus & unwittingly spread the virus from her pussy to her mouth... and it was all because I refused to tongue her tuna. Hah.
Date: 10.20.08 Views: 734,956 Comments: 0
This is why I carry a 12oz bottle of my mace in my center console. Rest stops are great for quick 'on the road' jackoff sessions but they're almost always laden with dirty old men looking to score free peep shows. If they want to see me make love to myself, they gotta pay... otherwise it's mace to the face.
Date: 10.19.08 Views: 261,138 Comments: 0
I have an idea for spin-off of this. Instead of ejaculating onto these unsuspecting woman, they could just go poop on them & then run off. What do you think? Unwanted Public Poo: The New Series By Some Sick Japanese Motherfucker. I like it already.
Date: 10.18.08 Views: 425,663 Comments: 0

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