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[Groped] | |
| It's like watching the Discovery Channel. Ya know... the one where 5000 ants take down a mouse. Except this one will make your penis wiggle. | ||
| Date: 6.13.09 Views: 825,163 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Plugs] | |
| Two words - swine flu. Behave yourselves or my main man Jesus will pwn ya'll a 2nd time. | ||
| Date: 6.12.09 Views: 333,622 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bloopers] | |
| Enema kits. One invention Russia has yet to discover. | ||
| Date: 6.11.09 Views: 464,717 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| Cute claw. Not really my birth-defect of choice but I still happily fapped to her misfortune. | ||
| Date: 6.10.09 Views: 496,605 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LOLZ] | |
| The guy who sent me this allegedly found it on a VHS tape in the attic of some creepy house he had just moved into. Christmas came early. | ||
| Date: 6.9.09 Views: 752,602 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Retards] | |
| He's got a viking haircut, a 7.5 inch cock and the pussy-eating skills of a Golden Retriever. The porn industry will never be the same. | ||
| Date: 6.8.09 Views: 754,648 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bloopers] | |
| I prefer seeing the on-set injuries in which women's buttholes go inside out a little bit better, but this one made me giggle all the same. Especially with the ending dialogue. | ||
| Date: 6.6.09 Views: 688,943 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Asians] | |
| I'm about to take a hot shower and fap to my Elton John's Greatest Hits CD. I'll type up a video description a bit later, k? | ||
| Date: 6.4.09 Views: 729,133 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bloopers] | |
| I guess it all depends on whether liquid diarrhea is permissible in the art of space docking? Let this one go to the judges. | ||
| Date: 6.3.09 Views: 740,811 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Amateur] | |
| Save the chit chat for the anniversary bitch. Right now my cock needs your undivided attention. Comprende? | ||
| Date: 6.2.09 Views: 413,742 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LOLZ] | |
| Assuming Del Taco and Exlax would be willing to lend me their sponsorship, I'm confident I could beat her record. None the less, I must tip my hat to the she-beast responsible for this mammoth turd. She has a bright future in the scat porn industry. Actually, judging by the girth, I'd say her career opportunities extend as far as quadruple anal fisting, but that's a whole different ball game. | ||
| Date: 6.1.09 Views: 327,638 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Orgasms] | |
| Ask, and ye shall recieve. I learned that in bible club | ||
| Date: 5.30.09 Views: 765,548 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Plugs] | |
| No pain no gain. | ||
| Date: 5.29.09 Views: 407,102 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LOLZ] | |
| I stumbled upon this epic cumshot the other night during a rather shameful fap session. The chick is surprisngly attractive (a true rarity in horse porn) and the jizzum is aplenty. I'm hoping you vomit instantaneously, only to recover with the aide of my dear sister parody. It'll work out well. | ||
| Date: 5.29.09 Views: 935,137 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Amateur] | |
| Especially fat ones. Dinner time! | ||
| Date: 5.28.09 Views: 742,655 Comments: 0 | ||