THIS SITE IS STRICTLY FOR ADULTS. IF YOU ARE NOT 18 THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!
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Doin' the lord's work.
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That dude's a little too comfortable with the fact that his dog's nose is within an inch of his weiner. I wonder what that's all about? Lets draw some conclusions...
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It's semen, not battery acid. Embrace the saltiness and show some appreciation.
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Okay, everyone pay close attention. There's some seriously funny shit @ the 3:40 mark. Emphasis on shit.
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Lotion???? You dumb motherfucker. Clearly those are just clumps of parmesan cheese. A fine topping for her beef fillet.
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If Douglas DeMann died and was reincarnated as a black man with a slightly larger penis - this would be him.
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Jesus. His cock is so big it's capable of causing fatal internal damage. I've never been so jealous in my life.
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I've officially seen it all. Well, almost. Still waiting on that Brian Peppers sextape to surface. Till then, my hunt for fucked up porno treasure goes on.
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Usually these type of videos are designed for kids. This one's actually for adults... adults so dumb they can't tell apart their wife's pussy hole from an Arby's Beef N Cheddar. Skip to 3:38 and you'll understand.
Date: 7.11.09 |
Views: 869,313 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Educational
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You're supposed to wipe down the machine with a towel before you leave, dickhead.
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He's got a 2 inch penis and a hard-on for mommy. Definitely a daily efukt visitor.
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It's a bird. It's a plane. It's.... two thinly sliced pieces of USDA Select Grade roast beef attached to a big titted slut. HAHA. Full video available on A Day With A Pornstar.
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All I can think about is the people who jack off to this shit. I envision a crowd of a thousand Japs in a dimly lit adult theater, simultaneously ejaculating just as the girl's vagina gets blown into oblivion by a point-blank blast from a 12 guage. Enthusiastic high fives, everywhere.
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The public transit fap master strikes again! This time gaining a new record level viewership - 1 seemingly attractive blonde who can't stop gawking at the cock! Everybody's a winner.
Date: 7.6.09 |
Views: 1,226,261 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Exhibition
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When I first posted this 3 years ago I left out one key component - the subtitles. Because if you think making a girl eat your feces is fucked up, just wait till you see some of this dialogue. More info HERE.
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