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WTF! That Game Made Me Cum 2 Times in 5 minutes

WTF! That Game Made Me Cum 2 Times in 5 minutes

I Dare you to reach level 10! You won't last 5 minutes...

47,584 04.04.19 GA Advertisement
BEAUTIFUL & DESPERATE

BEAUTIFUL & DESPERATE

fuckin' classic

50,435 01.07.19 Crazyshit LULZ
MICRO ASIAN, HUGE DICK

MICRO ASIAN, HUGE DICK

Japanese girl destroys both physics & my expectations of all sub-97 lb females at the same time. I officially want to be the first American to lend our "Home of the Brave" slogan out to East Asia. Azumi just earned it.

177,659 11.10.18 YouPorn Asians
"Hey, stop fucking my daughter!"

"Hey, stop fucking my daughter!"

Intrusion @ 10:05. And whats our guys reaction? Going Wayne & Garth on his ashamed costar. Don't feel too bad as I just beat off to the 8 seconds of your howler monkey mother.

241,688 10.28.18 PH Busted!
Lunatic Rage Quits Reddit

Lunatic Rage Quits Reddit

One of few videos left in the wake of the walking disaster known as JewDank. A degenerate adventure filled with drugs, deception and calling out girls that fuck their dogs. Catch up on the full history HERE. Fap again HERE.

146,680 06.08.18 Pornhub LULZ
He Has No Idea What He's Doing

He Has No Idea What He's Doing

I don't know what's more impressive: An actual accurate title on a user-uploaded porn site or him going all 9 minutes without asking Yahoo answers where the clitoris is. Back to Runescape, Edwin.

1,096,630 01.10.19 RealGFPorn Amateur
Just Camwhore Things

Just Camwhore Things

Dare to use your pocket change to encourage these females and you'll usually be rewarded with disappointment. Or more seizures than an epileptic with a fast pass to Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey. REASON: Bitches be fakin. SPOILER: These ones aren't. MORE.

1,429,485 01.06.19 Various Camwhores
New Year, New Me

New Year, New Me

You know at one point in time her dirt tulip at full pucker was still smaller than the cock of an Eskimo in January. I want to know where that footage is. And more importantly, the followup video of John McAfee announcing her as his running mate for 2020?

1,321,841 01.01.19 TG Bizarre
GROUPIE CONFESSIONS

GROUPIE CONFESSIONS

Did Mark McGrath admit to being a pedophile? Did a feminist bassist fist rape a minor? Why is Eve 6 throwing lunch meat at a hooker? Buffalo Billy? IDFK but I killed 50 bucks for this rare VHS on eBay and I have zero regrets. Shitty Cut versions HERE and HERE.

1,160,230 12.26.18 jihad Documentary
Show and Tell FAIL

Show and Tell FAIL

Let's hope professor JAV is better at making up hacker stories than he is at organizing playlists. 'cause after 30 seconds of this I'm sure it's adios tenure, and hello Alex Jones interview.

1,096,774 12.22.18 Anonymous Asians
High Maintenance

High Maintenance

Her claim to fame is deplorable... but when the clothes come off her barbarian hips look like they can survive giving birth to Danny Devito and it's fuckin' beautiful. 5/5 Yelp stars, would eat again.

1,842,235 12.17.18 TG Vintage
Fearless Teen Mom

Fearless Teen Mom

I'm all for refusing to spend the extra $7.00 on a 3 pack of Magnums, but for real: if she doesn't start scouting better company eventually she'll end up on Maury Povich... and then it's "MISSION FAILED" a la Metal Gear Solid.

1,479,033 12.16.18 RGFP Plugs
White Girl Overload

White Girl Overload

Hefty LGBTQA+3.14 troglodyke gets last nights Hungry Man dinner ejected out of her after trying to post up on the wrong block. Lesson Learned: When it comes to esophageal tolerance, don't mess with the black people.

1,584,269 12.11.18 Anonymous Porn Bloopers
The Most Eccentric Man on Pornhub

The Most Eccentric Man on Pornhub

1. gold-phish
2. Speilberg
3. Coppola

959,286 12.07.18 TG Big Dicks
Destiny Deville is Clinically Insane

Destiny Deville is Clinically Insane

Looks like someone crossbred Rosario Dawson with a howler monkey and gave it rabies. But this isn't for the lulz... more about awareness. You honestly don't even need video for this. The soundtrack alone is enough to keep my Bugle Boy cut-offs on the rinse cycle. [Full Scene]

1,231,970 12.02.18 Paul Crazy
NOTHING is Impossible

NOTHING is Impossible

Pigs flying, A Manson Family Hanukkah special & Clean underwear after all-you-can-eat Chinese food. These are all things I expected to see long before a man that has mastered the art of hands-free ejacs. Next time do it into the palm of a guy named Carlos. It's called the Puerto Rican Panhandle, I invented it.

1,534,123 11.26.18 Anonymous Exhibition
Ultra Alpha

Ultra Alpha

Would Denmark Mafia be so kind as to turn the soundbyte at 0:24 into their next banger? That's the kind of collaboration that can fuel my beat-off sessions all the way into spring. More Woodman HERE and HERE. [SOURCE]

1,963,055 11.19.18 TG Orgasms
Ultra Beta

Ultra Beta

This is ridiculous. Not 'haha-ridiculous' like a slab of society identifying as non-binary lesbian toaster strudel. Dude has zero reaction to strangers stuffing his girl like a Walmart ham, and here I am just waiting for David Attenborough's explanation as to why.

1,893,231 11.14.18 TG Cuckold
The Cheaters Compilation

The Cheaters Compilation

LIFE LESSON #186: If your poker face is weaker than the walls of Alec Baldwin's rectum - stay the fuck out of the side-chick game. Last time I saw this level of angst in a female, I had to translate "yes, nickles are so a currency" into English for a Sudanese hooker. (thx Alexa)

1,646,456 11.09.18 Anonymous Busted!
Vlad the Impaler

Vlad the Impaler

What's hung like a Clydesdale and knows less words than a Pokemon? He's known simply as Vlad, and 37 states require a permit to walk around with that fucking thing in public. [SOURCE]

1,895,795 11.04.18 Bangbros Big Dicks
The Black White Supremacist

The Black White Supremacist

Apparently Clayton Bigsby has an extended bloodline we were completely unaware of. Practice what you're about to see here & I promise - those pesky NPC'S will never scream "racism" again.

898,925 10.29.18 Anonymous Racism
Uncle Dick-Dont-Fit

Uncle Dick-Dont-Fit

Sonuva bitch... dude's packing the kind of penis that can only be described as "an emergency every time I have to take a piss". Time to call up AARP and find out what size wheelbarrow they're willing to cover for this kind of disability. Something in a dual-wheel polycarbon should do it.

2,043,290 10.24.18 EF Big Dicks
Czech Porn is Still Horrible

Czech Porn is Still Horrible

Essentially a hybrid of a "Got Milk?" PSA & a GWAR concert. Or in more comprehensive terms: 1-part health consciousness, 274-parts batshit fuckin aspergers. #NEVERFORGET. [Full Movie]

1,095,346 10.18.18 kelpman Gloryhole
The CAUGHT Compilation [2018-2]

The CAUGHT Compilation [2018-2]

Every good film deserves 4 sequels... and many moons ago I stumbled upon a select few degenerates that give less fucks about 'dignity' and 'clean STD tests' than the roster of the 1970 Lakers. Venturing into dead meme territory, but the hole-to-hole acrobatics are worth a followup.

2,232,007 10.12.18 EF Busted!
Mom Goals

Mom Goals

Who the fuck comes up with these hybrid fetish flicks? Next time you producers want to get creative, how about coating a machete in Zoloft and fucking Logan Paul up the cornholio until he's smiling like Matt Damon on the cover of Good Will Hunting? Google it. [MORE]

2,063,258 10.06.18 TG Incest
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