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Jack the Ripper

Jack the Ripper

Some men need oral stimulation to get off. Others, a $20 shopping spree at Buffalo Wild Wings. And then there's this Vlad the Impaler lookin' mother fucker who needs nothing more than basic silverware to send his himself over the big-O rainbow. Hint: May be better enjoyed while listening to this classic piece.

531,447 03.12.19 Anonymous Emo
Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 5

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 5

Volume #5 in a collection of videos that Charlie Sheen would be ashamed to attach his name to. And without even a single appearance from a graduate of the Woodman School of Rectology, that's saying something. [1, 2, 3, 4]

1,245,558 03.06.19 Various LULZ
Pimp Life in the Trap House

Pimp Life in the Trap House

Meet "Pimpin P" from Oklahoma. He's your average everyday abusive drug dealing pimp with nothing to live for. Here he is "doin' big thangs", which apparently translates to bullying a cross-eyed runaway into drinking piss and blowing his home boys.

958,154 03.01.19 geehawed Documentary
UNFORGIVABLE

UNFORGIVABLE

Offensive? Repulsive? Abhorrent? How about all of the above. Not one sign of shame either. And when you realize exactly what's going on here, you'll be on the Amtrak to hell too. First class.

1,264,896 02.23.19 Anonymous Big Dicks
Nowhere to Run

Nowhere to Run

Sorry to all competing rookies out there trying to cover the Vagisil bill: This is the type of content you need to be producing now. Those glory days of not acting like somebody hooked a lawn mower battery to your fallopian tubes to get attention are over. Devon... get the Flex Tape.

1,635,345 02.17.19 TG Big Dicks
Cum-Haters [2019]

Cum-Haters [2019]

Girls that agree to do porn + Refusing to take an ivory shower without a temper tantrum. An interesting combination, backseated only by Burger King's Quad Stacker + Charmin Ultra Soft. Sprinkle in a pinch of sexual anxiety and you got endless fap material my friends.

1,827,637 02.11.19 Various LULZ
The Snapchat of Camwhores

The Snapchat of Camwhores

A window into the lives of e-hookers. Where girls are stripped of their dignity, then subjected to panhandling, humiliation and repeats of Spotify's Top 50. In other words: Better than Tinder.

1,665,683 02.10.19 Jerkmate Camwhores
Genghis Khandom

Genghis Khandom

I bet you $3.50 and the remainder of my orange julius this loathsome creature is a thriving member of the furry community. Also: The one time a video on the Internet isn't fake and this is what you give me? Fuck it, let's contact the guy at the 1:00 mark in this video and get him to one-up the entire thing with a Mazda Miata.

817,793 02.06.19 Anonymous Bizarre
The Purge

The Purge

She seems like a nice girl. The type that would throw herself off a post office rooftop if you missed her text, or fuck the mailman's chihuahua if your Instagram pic got 0 likes. But her taste in recreational activities? Shit, I've seen happier faces cleaning toilets at the Renaissance Fair. [SOURCE]

1,161,657 02.01.19 TG Fisting
5/06/07 A Day To Remember

5/06/07 A Day To Remember

Almost 12 years ago an anonymous internet user asked the world for help, but in a strange twist of fate achieved a status of legendary hero that hasn't been matched since those brief moments on 5/6/7. Nevar Forget.

6,877,592 01.27.19 Anonymous Gallery
Bonnie Rotten Cries Rape

Bonnie Rotten Cries Rape

Original casting videos HERE

1,401,922 01.21.19 jihad Hookers
The Selena Vargas Story

The Selena Vargas Story

Admittedly an Internet classic by every definition, so chances are you've already squeezed a hog or 3 to this unfaithful slootanany. But I've never seen this edit before so release the pigs and let's retrojack again for old times sake. Full story HERE Original edit HERE

1,841,180 01.15.19 MadCompilation Ouch!
How to Seduce a Black Woman

How to Seduce a Black Woman

Step 1: Have the genetics of a Ugandan warrior
Step 2: The good mustard
Step 3: Repeat

1,046,262 01.11.19 TG Strippers
He Has No Idea What He's Doing

He Has No Idea What He's Doing

I don't know what's more impressive: An actual accurate title on a user-uploaded porn site or him going all 9 minutes without asking Yahoo answers where the clitoris is. Back to Runescape, Edwin.

1,175,303 01.10.19 RealGFPorn Amateur
Just Camwhore Things

Just Camwhore Things

Dare to use your pocket change to encourage these females and you'll usually be rewarded with disappointment. Or more seizures than an epileptic with a fast pass to Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey. REASON: Bitches be fakin. SPOILER: These ones aren't. MORE.

1,524,699 01.06.19 Various Camwhores
New Year, New Me

New Year, New Me

You know at one point in time her dirt tulip at full pucker was still smaller than the cock of an Eskimo in January. I want to know where that footage is. And more importantly, the followup video of John McAfee announcing her as his running mate for 2020?

1,400,557 01.01.19 TG Bizarre
GROUPIE CONFESSIONS

GROUPIE CONFESSIONS

Did Mark McGrath admit to being a pedophile? Did a feminist bassist fist rape a minor? Why is Eve 6 throwing lunch meat at a hooker? Buffalo Billy? IDFK but I killed 50 bucks for this rare VHS on eBay and I have zero regrets. Shitty Cut versions HERE and HERE.

1,219,197 12.26.18 jihad Documentary
Show and Tell FAIL

Show and Tell FAIL

Let's hope professor JAV is better at making up hacker stories than he is at organizing playlists. 'cause after 30 seconds of this I'm sure it's adios tenure, and hello Alex Jones interview.

1,155,632 12.22.18 Anonymous Asians
High Maintenance

High Maintenance

Her claim to fame is deplorable... but when the clothes come off her barbarian hips look like they can survive giving birth to Danny Devito and it's fuckin' beautiful. 5/5 Yelp stars, would eat again.

1,962,518 12.17.18 TG Vintage
Fearless Teen Mom

Fearless Teen Mom

I'm all for refusing to spend the extra $7.00 on a 3 pack of Magnums, but for real: if she doesn't start scouting better company eventually she'll end up on Maury Povich... and then it's "MISSION FAILED" a la Metal Gear Solid.

1,558,668 12.16.18 RGFP Plugs
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