Being 'open-minded' really came back to bite this guy in the frankenberries. Maybe next time inspect the bulge on the pensioner you contracted, and save the regret for a guy not genetically configured like Arnold Palmer? I'm here to help.
Don't let the heart-shaped buttplug fool you. This girl has zero love for strangers and their upholstery. Such as illustrated after she downtowns her charlie brown... which the driver somehow is totally unaware of. Hilarious.
The misadventures of "Cuck Finn" and his stallion, Andrew. Today they breed a mega whale-beast for recreation. Mistakes are made, disagreements are had and boners are killed over some "dumbass pictures". More Cuck HERE.
Carlos, you mindless shitstain. There are two things you just don't fuck with in life: 1: Janice Dickinson during her testosterone therapy and 2: A woman's trust. Save the sneak attacks for when you illegally enter the US and A.
I've never seen someone so happy to get gang banged in the mouth...but I guess anything beats being back home making soccer balls in the rice fields. [Full Scene: HERE] and [Her Other eFukt Appearance: HERE]
We had to go back, way back and deep into the pornography archives of the 1970's. All those hours of sifting through pale, over exposed bodies and bush was worth it to uncover this beautiful forgotten gem. [Song] [Vintage Porno]
Babbles the pornstar takes too much of something before ruining a scene where she plays a patron fucking stripper. Also featuring an awkward dude and his borderline gay friend as "the stripper fuckers". [Full Scene] [Song]
An old acquaintance at the local waffle hut once told me being hung like an antelope actually sucks. He said the only women that can take it to the base consider McNuggets an essential food group. Is that what's going on here?
We're all too familiar with premature ejaculators, but what about latent ejaculation? Watch as Sum Dum Ho starts cumming an entire minute after intercourse is completed without even being touched. WTF? [Full Scene: HERE]