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Half Man, Half Horse

Half Man, Half Horse

Meet casalteenspoa. I think that means widow maker in Americano. This genetically-superior sum bitch probably can't even board a plane without permits. But need someone to demolish some section 8 housing? My dude's got you covered.

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"ur gonna break my butthole!"

"ur gonna break my butthole!"

My gut tells me soon after this video finished, her status as "loyal girlfriend" was about as believable as the Fast & Furious franchise stopping after the 37th movie.

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Why Porn isn't Filmed in Colleges Anymore

Why Porn isn't Filmed in Colleges Anymore

A classic trend that's no longer viable. Why? Pay close attention, and you'll notice these are professionals blending in with real university students. 2 secs of labia flashing sending the Betacuck Frat House off the fucking deep end gives it away.

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Your Ex Might be on this Site

Your Ex Might be on this Site

First time buttfuckers, seizure-induced climaxing at the highest levels and regretful ways to burn an entire paycheck just to get your name scribbled onto Tammy-Lynn's vulva. Today's sponsor has more variety than Country Buffet on Thanksgiving weekend.

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Annnd no fucks were given

Annnd no fucks were given

Call me boring, but "Long Term Relationship" and "Communal Girlfriend" probably aren't things that are going to make it to your anniversary party invitations. Then again I don't live in a part of the world that considers running water a luxury so what do I know.

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My 800lb Life

My 800lb Life

What happens when you take the #healthyateverysize and strap a NASA-grade rocket booster to it? [SOURCE]

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A Crossover You Never Knew You Wanted

A Crossover You Never Knew You Wanted

Lemme tell ya somethin' brother - This level of misogyny is the worst there is, the worst there was and the worst there ever will be. WOO! It's a throat-ridin, food-flyin, becky-squealin, wheelin dealin son of a gun, and he's fixin to open up a whole can of whoop-ass on caucasian cornholes. And that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold Ray Black said so. [Full Scene]

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Cum Hater vs. Gangbang

Cum Hater vs. Gangbang

Much like Tyler Perry going 30 seconds without filming a Medea movie, you can literally see the rage in this chick's eyes. Emphasis on the 0:34 mark with the realization that the $17.50 she just made will barely cover the Clearasil bill. [Full Scene Here]

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The Real Face of Incest

The Real Face of Incest

warning: This is a different kind of disturbing than you're used to. Call it a divergence for this site, but sometimes you have to see the authentic side of something the industry as a whole parodies every day... and this interview proves it. [MORE]

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Mom's Secret Recipe

Mom's Secret Recipe

The Rectum: Some men never experience contact with it. Others, speed-run it like a 3:00AM trip through the Burger King drive-thru. But judging by this specimen's cornhole pastaroni, I think it's a safe bet she follows Gordon Ramsay on TikTok. Happy Fuckin Holiday(s).

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The Unluckiest Guy in Russia

The Unluckiest Guy in Russia

You know that feeling: When it's 0600 hours, the sun is shining, and you find yourself 4-inches deep inside the only girl that believed your story about using the same plumber as Zac Efron. In other words: Perfection. That is, unless Lucya "The Wolverine" Chernyshevsky is leader of the neighborhood watch.

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The Greatest Live Stream Trainwreck Ever

The Greatest Live Stream Trainwreck Ever

Over the course of 15 years, I've tried saving the word epic for oddities that truly work for the definition. And let me tell you friends: If an emotional beat down of a daddy-issued ketamine-lifer doesn't earn it, the 4-inch race-rampage in the final act will lol. [MORE]

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Horrendous Hookers

Horrendous Hookers

The downside of trying to get your nut off on a $7 dollar budget? This. Every fucking second of this video is why you should always save 10% of your sheckles and wait to splurge outside of the Black Friday Mental Hospital Manager's Special of expired street meat. #yick

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The Girlfriend Experience

The Girlfriend Experience

And by experience, I mean one man blowing up his beer money on the kind of sexual endeavor that would shell shock a Vietnam war veteran. Speaking of blowing up: The only thing missing from that slaughter house between her legs is someone in the background screaming wUrLstAr and Floyd Mayweather coming out of retirement to fight it. [MORE]

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Tear Jerkers

Tear Jerkers

Every girl has a breaking point. Apparently Ashley Lane's is the highest percentage capsaicin cap·sa·i·cin / an active component of chili peppers; a chemical irritant / ointment money can buy. There's no unexpected martial arts but the line "guys are masturbating to your tears" is the kind of memory that lasts a lifetime. [MORE] [SONG]

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You Mother Fucker

You Mother Fucker

Imagine reaching a point in your life where incest fantasies just aren't doing it for you anymore, so you unleash an even deeper mental illness and create some sort of hybrid, cabbage patch, mother-daughter serial killer, fuck dance home videos and think not hiding your identity is a good idea. This is that point.

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Generation WHY

Generation WHY

Well boys, it's that time again. You know what I mean - The blurring of that line between 4 year liberal arts degree and independent woman as illustrated by a group of guys that consider the Ford F-150 a luxury vehicle. Never before has adult entertainment made me proud of the reward points I earned shopping exclusively at Walmart. [SONG] [MORE]

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The Future of Fucking

The Future of Fucking

One country's quest for sexual satisfaction reaches it's peak, courtesy of a build-a-bear workshop for egg-drop rice boxes. It's hard to turn a blind eye to this actually being possible in 2020, but make sure this technology never makes it's way to Florida and you got yourself an investor.

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Stewart's Guide to Anal Sex

Stewart's Guide to Anal Sex

Sociopaths are called psychopaths but there are differences. Psychopathy can be thought of as a more severe form of sociopathy with more defined symptoms. All psychopaths are sociopaths but sociopaths are not always psychopaths.

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Shit Pornstars Say 4

Shit Pornstars Say 4

I imagine this is what happens when all of your knowledge of the English language comes from Pizza Hut commercials and TikTok. In fact, I may have just uncovered a form of communication so useless that California colleges might start offering 4-year degrees in it.

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The TikTok of Camwhores

The TikTok of Camwhores

First time squirters, prolapse-induced user-controlled climaxing and bittersweet ways to burn an entire paycheck just to get your name scribbled onto a whiteboard. Today's sponsor has more variety than Golden Corall on Thanksgiving weekend, so I recommend taking a look.

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Sasha Grey is a Racist

Sasha Grey is a Racist

Not the first time I've seen a girl that got me through those awkward high school years trying to erase her past, but it might be the most indisputable. Silly goose, you can't just replace us with Twitch simps and expect us to forget lol

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Societal Decay Episode 1

Societal Decay Episode 1

Classic cases of unbridled overconfidence. If only these creatures put as much effort into velcroing their crotches shut in public, as they did into experimenting with pain medications: Then maybe these permanent marks on their resumes could have been avoided. Yikes and gadzooks.

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Cumming on Strangers

Cumming on Strangers

Meet Melody: A 33% shareholder in the trio of Italian incest freaks known as DollsCult. Apparently in between marathoning episodes of Metaloclypse and getting death threats for wiping their genitals all over public property - they actively participate in community service. #getamop [SONG]

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Modern Day Greek Tragedy

Modern Day Greek Tragedy

Meme Porn: Sometimes it's about as exciting as an audio book of Ted Cruz customizing a value meal at Burger King. But throw in a guy with 2 moms, pay him in dollar-store pastries -- and suddenly you've got more fapping hours than you'll know what to do with. [SOURCE]

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eFukt Shirts

eFukt Shirts

I can't imagine how many family gatherings have been derailed thanks to the conversation that followed wearing one of these beauties to dinner. How the fuck are you supposed to multitask keeping grandma vertical AND explain this? Spoiler alert: You can't. A choice must be made.

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