A McTitties Adventure

This girl is a saint. At some point in working fast food, you realize you'd be better taken care of in prison and take home a larger paycheck by being disabled. This day is the highest point in his fast food career for sure.

Views: 90,882 | Submitted By Duran | Category: Public

Whoregasm

This girl sheds many tears. Some due to the intensity of a supposed orgasm (technical term: whoregasm). Others because she didn't get a chance to chug any JD prior to filming. Three words: train fucking wreck. Forget the cash, next time pay her in Paxil. Full scene HERE.

Views: 2,565,514 | Date: 9.6.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

FAIL: Teacher Attempts Double Anal

Deleted scene from Un-Natural Sex 20 involving an ex-teacher looking to sacrifice the health of her colon in exchange for fame & fortune (aka $728 and maybe, just maybe, a Q&A with Swank magazine). Epic spoiler: things dont go as planned. More 'horros of porn' HERE.

Views: 3,496,704 | Date: 9.1.11 | Submitted By Visceral Venom | Category: Porn Bloopers

Make Me A Vegatable

Ridiculous porno quote of the week: "make me into a worthless vegetable". Yeah well, her male counterpart certainly tried. But the end result was less Terri Schiavo and more Michael J. Fox. Yeah, I'm going to hell. Download the full scene HERE. Equally amazing video HERE

Views: 2,992,228 | Date: 8.30.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Good Idea, Bad Idea

This one's a crowd pleaser. Not only get to see a massive-titted pornstar unwittingly suck a shit covered wang ... but you also to get hear three seconds of my real voice. Boner inducement on all fronts. Download scat woman's full video HERE.

Views: 2,274,552 | Date: 8.29.11 | Submitted By Corey | Category: Porn Bloopers

Ukrainian Girl Got Talent 2

Hot Kinky Jo is back once more, this time cramming half a dozen different objects up her hershey highway, only to rearrange them internally and shit em back out in a different order. She's the Houdini of all things rectal. Check out one of her live webcam shows HERE.

Views: 1,925,665 | Date: 8.27.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Man Of The Year

I fapped.

Views: 3,233,794 | Date: 8.22.11 | Submitted By Suey | Category: LULZ

Rimjob FAIL

Rimjobs - the quintessential stepping stone to full-blown A2M. Most whores have little trouble making it over to the other side of the rainbow - but odds are they weren't paired up with some asshole that forgot how to wipe, as is this guy. Uncut version HERE.

Views: 2,555,048 | Date: 8.18.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Sex On The Beach FAIL

He's got a stage 5 boner on a packed beach and straight up does not give a fuck. They flirt, they kiss, they jerk eachother off like they got 15 seconds left to live. Shits going reeeeal good... that is until... well, you'll see.

Views: 3,408,472 | Date: 8.15.11 | Submitted By Turk | Category: LULZ

She Claims She Fucked Her...

Cousin? Brother? Stepfather? How about all of the above. Not the slightest ounce of shame either. And when it comes to light that her brother/boyfriend did time in the pokey for murdering a person... all she can do is LOL. Definite keeper. Now watch her get DP'ed silly HERE.

Views: 2,608,060 | Date: 8.12.11 | Submitted By Visceral Venom | Category: LULZ

Threesome Gone Bad

James Deen slings his gentleman juice down one mouth too many in this tragic outtake from Tonsil Hockey. Moral of the story is simple. Never leave your piehole agape when you're on the business end of a 12 inch cock. haha. Download the full video HERE.

Views: 2,934,058 | Date: 8.10.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Goober Crashes Bukkake Party

Bukkake is pretty straight forward. Aim for the face and let the protein shake rip. Easy peasy, unless of course you're a 300 pound ginger named Corn. 40 attempts and the best this gluten can do is make a wet spot in the corner. Fucking hilarious. More epic bukkake bloopers HERE.

Views: 2,547,173 | Date: 8.8.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Mildly Retarded

Dude Upstages Everyone @ Gangbang

One man does in 30 seconds what 7 men couldnt do in 2 hours. His secret weapon? Jackrabbit-esque fucking. Lightening fast and kidney deep. Check the 1 minute mark. Her trembling lips and deer-in-headlights facial expression say it all. Ya did good kid.. Full video HERE.

Views: 5,402,426 | Date: 8.3.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms