THAT'S NOT GONNA FIT

This goofy retard could of been cast as a dwarven wife in the hobbit movies. Unfortunately, that's not the case as she was cast for porn. She goes for the impossible with a 30 pound black dildo and fails...like a retard.

Views: 186,758 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Retard

The Single Most Epic Cumshot Fail

Low res versions of this have been floating around the web for some time, so this might be old for some of you. Never the less, efukt has secured the HD version... so you can now watch Sindee Jennings puke her brains out in the absolutely highest quality available.

Views: 4,052,294 | Date: 6.19.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Jerk Deliberately Cums In Her Ear

Missy Monroe cooks up a nonstop bitchfest after getting blasted in the ear by a bukkake boy. But the bad mood doesnt last. Come the 2 minute mark, she's more concerned with bragging to the camera about the small fortune she just got paid for swallowing the seed of 50+ degenerates. I'm filled with envy. Uncut version HERE.

Views: 1,793,282 | Date: 6.18.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Asian Girl Got Talent

She's blessed with the rectal capacity of Richard Simmons. Obvious perks: 1.) balls deep penetration with Wesley Snipes 2.) forgo any and all defication for years at a time and 3.) you get to be epic drug mule. Perk #2 is where it's at. Check out her myspace HERE.

Views: 2,633,002 | Date: 6.13.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians

Hobo Outwits Prostitute [CLASSIC]

Hobo Jones coughs up 5 singles for a back alley knob-slob. Takes all but 23 seconds to reach climax, at which point he immediately helps himself to a full refund by forcefully robbing her and running for dear life... leaving her in the dust with a mouthful of bum cum! Instant classic.

Views: 2,373,597 | Date: 6.12.11 | Submitted By Sarky | Category: Bums

Did I Just Do Anal.... IDK

There's only 2 people in the world that cant tell when they're being anally penetrated. Stephen Hawking.. and this girl. She's 19, anti masturbation and dumber than a Billy Goat crossbred with Tila Tequila. She also wants to be a pornstar. God bless. Download the full thing HERE.

Views: 3,852,205 | Date: 6.8.11 | Submitted By John Jones | Category: Porn Bloopers

Hipster Slut Gets Unexpected Anal

Rylie Richman says she never does anal. IMO, that's about as probable as Amy Winehouse hosting the Indy 500 inside her vagina but okay. In this clip, she puts her internal organs to the test by fucking a black guy who's got a cock the size of an ewok. An already bad situation is made worse when said ewok cock slides up the wrong orifice. Trailer HERE.

Views: 4,808,509 | Date: 6.6.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Wrong Hole

Rage Quit

Tory Lane has two rules. Dont touch her tattoos & dont beat the shit out of her face. Talk about high standards.. but this fiery eyed slut isnt fucking around . One of her costars decides to test her anyway, resulting in a brief but epic rage quit. Download full video HERE.

Views: 2,371,885 | Date: 6.1.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Bad Cumshot

Screech Powers soils his jewfro.

Views: 1,719,061 | Date: 5.30.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Cute Face, Ugly Vagina

The one time Japan decides to not censor the genitals... they cast a girl with a Saarlac for a twat. Didn't see Return of the Jedi? Here's an alternative metaphor: Imagine Gene Simmons face, mouth ajar and tongue extended, reincarnated as Yoko Ono's twat. That ought to do it.

Views: 2,999,944 | Date: 5.27.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Asians

LOL: She Rather Fuck A Horse!

Aspiring whore confesses to beastial relations with family pets and a lingering desire to suck off Mr. Ed, but when the idea of sleeping with a black man is proposed.. she balks! LOL @ Max Hardcore's random cameo, criticizing her weight and declaring her unfit for a golden shower.

Views: 1,449,704 | Date: 5.24.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Delivery Dude Jizzes His Pants

This is Holly Hanna. She's 19, hot as fuck, and has a penchant for giving Papa John's employee's epic boners. Today she ups the stakes by not only answering the door butt fuckin nekkid, but with a dildo crammed up her little turd cutter. Pay a visit to her page HERE and show some love.

Views: 3,392,027 | Date: 5.23.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

Smegma Makes Her Gag

Tojo trades his neighbor a weeks worth of cup-o-noodles in exchange for a sensuous dicksuck. Here's the kicker: Tojo has the hygiene of Forest Whitaker's asshole. Dude simply does not shower. The end result is enough dick cheese to feed half of Mumbai. More HERE.

Views: 2,650,733 | Date: 5.19.11 | Submitted By Spamsam | Category: Asians