THIS SITE IS STRICTLY FOR ADULTS. IF YOU ARE NOT 18 THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!
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God damn. If only my girlfriend shared her habits... maybe then I wouldn't end up with shit in my urethra 3 times a week.
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He wears eyeliner, listens to Marilyn Manson and has the masculinity of Richard Simmons. Was god drunk off his ass when he decided to bless this tard with a 13 inch cock or what? It should've been me you mothefucker. Meeeee.
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Looks more like dessert if you ask me. Fuckin tapioca pudding.
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I'll take a Mr. Pibb and a pack of Now N' Laters. Easy on the yeast infection juice plz.
Date: 6.28.09 |
Views: 807,127 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Insertions
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I dedicate this post to eFukt's fastly growing homosexual viewership. May you never visit my website again.
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Must've been one hellava magazine. Lemme guess... Tiger Beat?
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This girl's actually a member of the eFukt forum. No joke. So is the dude from 1 Guy 1 Cup. We have group cybersex night on Fridays. You really ought to drop by some time.
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Ugh. I just puked up 6 slices of Domino's BBQ chicken pizza and now my girlfriend's giving me shit for landing vomit on her Nintendo 64. Tomorrow I'll post something better, for now you just get pornstars who can't count while taking dick... cause multitasking is so difficult and all.
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Well, it's not really multiple choice now is it? What a creepy fuck. I have a feeling there's a part 2 floating around somewhere on the web. Yeah, definitely something involving a brief chase scene and some not-so-consensual intercourse. I'll be consulting with Google shortly.
Date: 6.23.09 |
Views: 870,842 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Exhibition
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She doesn't really look like a midget, but I assure you she is indeed a wee one. I just spent the last 1 minute and 13 seconds fapping to the full version, in which she clearly reveals her height to be a mere 4 foot 8. You know what that means? Facial Abuse is eligble for the highly coveted equal-opportunity employer of the year award! Vote accordingly.
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I know it's a good source of protein (not too mention organic!) but I think this fucker's taking his Atkins diet a wee bit too seriously.
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That's really unfortunate. I rarely feel the emotion known as pity, but in the case of this man's 2 inch twinkie I'd say it's well deserved.
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I love how he attempts to have a passionate make-out session directly after pummeling her ass, spitting in her mouth and bringing her to tears. It's a kind gesture but I don't think those kisses are gonna do much for her freshly torn rectum. Next time try flowers and boxed chocolates.
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This is a continuation of an older post from a few months back - Prisoner Of Whore. Plot details are sketchy but there seems to be a recurring theme involving Viet Cong soldiers executing men and defiling their wives. Get your popcorn ready.
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Nice to see they're still expanding their services.
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