THIS SITE IS STRICTLY FOR ADULTS. IF YOU ARE NOT 18 THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!
 |
I stumbled upon this epic cumshot the other night during a rather shameful fap session. The chick is surprisngly attractive (a true rarity in horse porn) and the jizzum is aplenty. I'm hoping you vomit instantaneously, only to recover with the aide of my dear sister parody. It'll work out well.
|
 |
Especially fat ones. Dinner time!
|
 |
I'm not so sure I like those kind of ratios.
|
 |
The title is slightly inaccurate, I just felt like making a reference to that shitty Nick Cage movie. The reality of the situation is that this willy wonka can't even last 5 seconds. Getting to the 1 minute mark would be like an olympic achievement.
|
 |
LOL @ "I didn't call you a ho. I just called you a Mexican, a spic and a beaner. That was it!". Racial slurs and pillow talk. He has a deeper sense of romance than you'd think.
|
 |
This chick really has a knack for fornicating with the world's most disgusting people. First Mini-Me and now this schmuck. I applaud her charitable deeds but good karma won't be enough to keep the gonorrhea at bay.
|
 |
Had me ROFL'ing up until the point that he started bashing her face in like Mike Tyson. That was my cue to bust out the Jergens.
|
 |
Poor vision and no sense of smell. Betty Lou truly is a perfect canidate for ass to mouth. Get her good pa.
|
 |
Sorry Billy, incest porn is only hot when it involves decent looking family members. Cannot fap.
|
 |
Pay no attention to them clusters of genital warts baby. Aint nothing but beauty marks.
|
 |
I don't really give a fuck what anyone else has to say... domestic violence is always a solution. I'd pimp slap that bitch all the way back into the 80's, a time when her David Bowie hairdo was actually fashionable.
|
 |
Sounds like a violation of a contractual agreement if you ask me. See ya on Judge Judy bitch.
|
 |
Yo Bishnu, it's called consructive criticism. Kinda like how I'm about to tell you to take a Mach 3 razor blade to that heinous unibrow of yours. Maybe then you can attract women other than your sister? Pwn.
|
 |
Neat trick but I'm afraid I lack the penis for the job. No worries though, that's where the GHB comes into play. It's all about equal opportunity fellas.
|
 |
You know what would've been really funny? If he had instead said STFU bish and kept pounding away. Painful intercourse always brings the lulz.
|