There's no crying in porno

Women being beaten with insanely huge cocks, face fucked until they puke, anally violated into tears, degraded and abused, they always come back for more. You can find it all here and not even leave the house.

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Here's some wisdom I picked up while watching an infomercial for Tony Little's Gazelle Sprintmaster - always maintain good form. Sloppy form is how people get Christopher Reeve'ed. Don't think the same is applicable to sucking dick? Neither did she. FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 2,336,040 | Date: 3.15.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: Porn Bloopers

Frat Boys Troll 3 Pornstars Into Quitting

Nothing quite spells EFUKT like a supposed 'Navy Seal' turned male pornstar challenging 80+ CSUN students to a backyard brawl, whilst completely naked and armed with nothing but a slowly deflating boner. HAHA. Check out the full scene HERE.

Views: 2,941,897 | Date: 3.13.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Teacher Of The Millennium

She's junior college educated, has a rack to premature ejaculate for, and isn't afraid to slob on the knob after her partner takes a trip to cornhole city. Superintendent Jackoff & Co can hate all they want, this angel is a keeper. Read HERE. See her nastiest videos HERE, HERE, and HERE.

Views: 3,250,799 | Date: 3.9.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

The Worst Cumshot Of All Time

This dude ejaculates Grey Poupon. Straight up. It's the most bedazzling shit I've seen since that picture of Jesus appearing on a dog's asshole. Be sure to keep a towel handy in case you vomit and/or nut. See the full video HERE.

Views: 2,496,705 | Date: 3.6.12 | Submitted By Alan | Category: LULZ


I saw my 1st prolapse at 16 while surfing the old blog section of Khan Tusion's It was pretty foul. Not even a rewatch of Katie Holmes's titties in The Gift could shake my mood . So who the fuck is this Khan Tusion guy ? This video sheds some light. More HERE.

Views: 2,468,282 | Date: 3.5.12 | Submitted By Ripperman | Category: Porn Bloopers

Gianna PWNS Heckling Hector!

Dont let the bandana fool you. This cholo's 'tough guy' persona is about as real as his pleather jacket. Such is illustrated after Gianna does the unforgivable - an unconsensual snowball attack - which he takes like a total bitch. This is funny as fuck. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 3,037,281 | Date: 2.29.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ

RARE: Girl Actually Cums On Facial Abuse

After boning a good 75% of New Jersey's crackwhore population, Facial Abuse has finally broken some unfamiliar ground - giving a girl an actual orgasm, and apparently an epic one at that... this chick is left more googly eyed than fuckin Steve Buscemi! Full video HERE. Song HERE.

Views: 3,612,051 | Date: 2.27.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Diet WIN

She's got a unique look. It's two parts concentration camp, one part Glamour Girls. If anyone's interested in a wager, I have Season 6 of Bill Nye the Science Guy on bluray that says my pet chinchilla drops bigger deuces than this chick. More of her HERE.

Views: 3,091,555 | Date: 2.24.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Gallery

Sit Your Whore Ass Down!

Original video HERE.

Views: 2,089,960 | Date: 2.21.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

Lonely Arab REALLY Wants Free Head

Working the graveyard shift usually sucks Golden Retriever dick, but it's not entirely absent of perks. During my tenure at the 24 hour Rite Aid, I enjoyed a 10% increase in pay and unadulterated access to the ice cream station. But as for complimentary blowjobs from tresspassing prostitutes... that one's all up to this smooth talking Apu.

Views: 1,568,880 | Date: 2.19.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ


UPDATE: this girl actually emailed me, here's the background story - she lives in a KKK-laden town where 12 inch black wangs are the forbidden fruit. Undeterred, she sought salvation on and ultimately bit off more BBC than her vagina could chew. Here's some pics she sent me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

Views: 5,750,538 | Date: 2.17.12 | Submitted By | Category: Amateur

The Most Gentle Breakdown Ever

This girl has 1 of the nicest racks I've ever seen. But bundle that with an extremely frigid personality & you then have the biggest disappointment since Macaulay Culkin's The Pagemaster. Seriously, this chick's so uptight she wont even do a facial. It's tragic. FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 4,526,637 | Date: 2.6.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers