Offshore Drilling

Some women need dildos to get off. Others need fists. And then there's Shirley Stankpuss, who takes whatever she can find to reach her O. That's a kidney buster for sure.

Views: 8,941 | Submitted By | Category: ADVERTISEMENT

The Most Gentle Breakdown Ever

This girl has 1 of the nicest racks I've ever seen. But bundle that with an extremely frigid personality & you then have the biggest disappointment since Macaulay Culkin's The Pagemaster. Seriously, this chick's so uptight she wont even do a facial. It's tragic. FULL VIDEO HERE.

Views: 4,469,878 | Date: 2.6.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Turtling While 69'ing LOLOLOL

Pug-faced Hispanic drinks herself so numb she doesn't even notice when last night's chimichanga is hanging halfway out her asshole. Her laugh is as bad as her hygiene. Sounds like something Steven Urkel would emit while making love to the dude from Wonder Years. Watch this one all the way through. Full videos HERE and HERE.

Views: 3,003,482 | Date: 2.2.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Porn Bloopers

Hillbilly Wants To Kill Cameraman

There's only one thing more futile that trying to bust a nut while watching reruns of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - and that's attempting to win an argument against a porn director whilst esophagus-deep in cock. Two boners up for the effort. Download the full video HERE.

Views: 2,127,458 | Date: 1.31.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party

This girl has an emotional breakdown immediately following a facial. I initially assumed the obvious - dude must love his jumbo asparagus. But upon a 2nd viewing, I spotted a wedding band on the left hand. This is the part where I'm supposed to call her a whore. Personally, I'd rather just comfort her and smell her butt. I'm romantic like that. Full vid HERE.

Views: 5,039,757 | Date: 1.26.12 | Submitted By Dylan | Category: LULZ

OOPS! I Accidentally Sodomized You!

If there's one thing that never fails to get a fuckload of clicks - it's videos of unexpected butt love. So here's 8 of em. That's right, EIGHT, as in the number of times I defecated after eating crab wontons at P.F. Changs. Enjoy. SOURCES: #1, #2, #4, #5, #6, #8.

Views: 4,857,517 | Date: 1.23.12 | Submitted By TG | Category: Wrong Hole

Webmaster Talks Fan Into Fisting Herself

Meet 20 year old Destiny. She has a knack for stuffing household products up her sweet sweet shithole, and thanks to the head honcho over @ isanyoneup.com, 2 new items just made the list - Odor Eaters Foot Spray and her brother's antiperspirant. HAHA. Profile HERE.

Views: 2,686,185 | Date: 1.18.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions

Clam Chowder

Check her twat at the 1.55 mark. After no more than 15 seconds of diddling her clit, shit becomes the Niagra Falls of vaginal discharge. Camera dude says it's cum. I have 5 bucks and case of diet Mr. Pibb that says it's forgotten creampie from yesteryear. Full video HERE + HERE

Views: 3,554,977 | Date: 1.14.12 | Submitted By Kent | Category: LULZ

The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin II

What's life's greatest mystery? god? aliens? why Lionsgate allows Tyler Perry to continue directing films? How about how the fuck this 46 year old poster boy for NAMBLA managed to pull a Russian model half his age, only to vow abstinence for half a fucking decade? Full video HERE and more HERE.

Views: 2,488,551 | Date: 1.6.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Virgins

13 INCHER = RIDICULOUS ORGASM

Two petite Asians get the fried rice fucked out of em. All original videos + more available HERE.

Views: 4,858,780 | Date: 1.4.12 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms

Clingers

I've always enjoyed the finer things in life, namely the Wendy's Cheddar Lover's Bacon cheeseburger, Cuba Gooding Jr. films and watching twats get used up like a Stretch Armstrong doll. Just watch. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #11, #12, #13.

Views: 3,373,070 | Date: 12.31.11 | Submitted By Sewer | Category: Insertions

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars II

The Romeo of talking shit is finally back, verbally defecating on the egos of every tramp that crosses his path. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ] . Download the full versions of all clips HERE and HERE.

Views: 3,504,504 | Date: 12.21.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

PAINAL: I Wont Give Up!

It's all fun n' games till you got a 14 inch dong knocking on the pearly gates of your anus. The pain hits her like a bag of Saved By The Bell VHS tapes, but this trooper refuses to quit. Some might call it desperation for a quick $450. I prefer the term 'integrity'. Full video HERE.

Views: 4,058,479 | Date: 12.19.11 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal