It's always a little discouraging to discover a hunk of carne asada on the head of your cock after engaging in some recreational sodomy. Consider it a toll for taking the orifice less traveled. Full video available HERE.

Date: 3.17.10 | Views: 192,563 | Uploader: Deven | Category: Bloopers

The short story of an old hag and her epic battle with chronic constipation. Lots of raunchy anal in this one, along with constant reminders that the bitch is in dire need of a bowel movement. Some fuckin seriously amazing screenwriting here folks.

Date: 3.16.10 | Views: 245,986 | Uploader: sluthead | Category: LULZ

Girl goes in for double F implants. Three months later, her nipples give way and out pours 5 pounds of silicone. This actually happens twice more cause the dumb bitch refuses to give up on her deflated fun bags and pursues additional surgeries... earning herself a Miss Frakentits 2010 nomination along the way

Date: 3.15.10 | Views: 264,912 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Modifications

Snapping pictures of yourself beating off in a Kmart parking lot AND managing to capture the facial expressions of every chick that passes by AND successfully avoiding arrest is no easy feat. This fucker is the MacGyver of public masturbation. Respect.

Date: 3.14.10 | Views: 308,528 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Gallery

Perhaps my logic in somewhat flawed - but you'd think that someone who's devoted their life to sucking animal dick would at least have the courtesy to convert to vegetarianism. You heartless bitch.

Date: 3.11.10 | Views: 630,005 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

DJ Jackoff ventures into the wrong part of town to land himself a $5 piece of ivory pussy. However, his efforts are thwarted mid-fellatio by a local warlord known as The V-Man (short for Vaginal Master) who's heavily armed with "rocks and sheet". My oh my!

Date: 3.10.10 | Views: 587,556 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Ginger Spice 2.0 straight up forgot to wipe her ass. She's got a shit-soaked thong that's leaking out malt balls left and right. What's awesome is the dumb motherfucker that decided to use his own finger to inspect the mysterious brown substance. Hepatitis C baby.

Date: 3.9.10 | Views: 708,823 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

Shit... if that aint love at first sight, I don't know what is. When you're cruising with your cock out in daddy's Ford Fiesta... amazing things are bound to happen.

Date: 3.7.10 | Views: 381,196 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

No better way to celebrate your last day of singledom by sticking 2 Vienna sausages up the vadge of a $12 whore. They made a push for 3 but the sea donkey insisted her cunt was already at max capacity. Uh huh.

Date: 3.5.10 | Views: 653,687 | Uploader: Justin | Category: Insertions

My quest to turn sexual harassment into an art form is finally nearing completion. Here's the latest installement in my public jackoff saga. If you missed the 1st two... click HERE + HERE. For information on the soundtrack - check out this page HERE.

Date: 3.1.10 | Views: 837,807 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

Russian bitch spazzes the fuck out for no apparent reason and then tries to claim she was just "acting". Yep... no better way to enhance a porn scene than by acting like a demonic crackwhore with Tourette syndrome.

Date: 2.28.10 | Views: 842,329 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bloopers

This video is all but guaranteed to result in a divorce. Probably a domestic violence case too... or is that just being overly optimistic? Full video available HERE!

Date: 2.25.10 | Views: 1,003,764 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: LULZ

After 32 surgeries, 10 liters of silicone, and going against the advice of every reputable doctor in all of Brazil... this crazy bitch now holds a Guinness World Record: the very 1st legally-retarded woman to get size 38KKK implants. Mazel tov!

Date: 2.24.10 | Views: 707,692 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Modifications

Mr. big dick hot shot is reduced to a little bitch in 5 seconds flat after his sister walks in on his cybersex extravaganza.

Date: 2.23.10 | Views: 1,010,336 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Busted!

She screams "ow!" 87 times in the span of 3 minutes. The quality may be crap but you really cant complain with numbers like that.

Date: 2.22.10 | Views: 746,321 | Uploader: wetspot | Category: Painal