I think we all know what really happened to that Malaysian airplane, as we've all seen Donnie Darko and know about the government cover up... But hey, all I'm really trying to say is that at least the G-spot is easier to find than Flight 370. SOURCES: HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE.
The finest collection of eardrum destroying, vomit inducing orgasms you'll wish you never saw. Emphasis on the whole wishing you never saw this shit part. One dude nuts so hXc that he actually ruptures a fucking blood vessel and spurts red. 2.15 mark. You've been warned.
This actually starts off as a painal vid, but much like Cuba Gooding Jr.'s acting career, that only lasts for about 14 seconds. From there on it's all pleasure, and by 'pleasure' I mean nervous system-disabling assgasms so hot even Stephen Hawking would pop wood. Full video HERE.
First time squirters, prolapse-induced climaxes and bittersweet hategasms... today's vid has more variety than a fuckin Sizzler salad bar. Best comes last, so I recommend you see this one all the way through. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12.
After boning a good 75% of New Jersey's crackwhore population, Facial Abuse has finally broken some unfamiliar ground - giving a girl an actual orgasm, and apparently an epic one at that... this chick is left more googly eyed than fuckin Steve Buscemi! Full video HERE. Song HERE.
Shit lady, as much as I loved you in the finale of Army of Darkness, I really think I could've lived without seeing you get fucked cross eyed by Oscar De La Hoya. This shit nearly left my cock inverted. Full video available HERE.
I'm pretty sure I've just uncovered a new dialect. I shall dub it 'crackwhorian'. Much like Spanglish - it cannot be taught, only evoked. Japanese electronics and bull whip required. Full video HERE.
A coworker at Del Taco once told me that she uses a thick butternut squash to pleasure herself. She said the feeling of her fiesta bowl being stretched to max ocupado made her cum instantaneously. Is that what's going on here? Sure looks like it. Download the full video HERE!
Ridiculous porno quote of the week: "make me into a worthless vegetable". Yeah well, her male counterpart certainly tried. But the end result was less Terri Schiavo and more Michael J. Fox. Yeah, I'm going to hell. Download the full scene HERE. Equally amazing video HERE
One man does in 30 seconds what 7 men couldnt do in 2 hours. His secret weapon? Jackrabbit-esque fucking. Lightening fast and kidney deep. Check the 1 minute mark. Her trembling lips and deer-in-headlights facial expression say it all. Ya did good kid.. Full video HERE.