VIDEO: Pizza Man DESPERATE For Pussy
Very few perks accompany the Papa John's Delivery Boy employee badge, but catching a 5 second glipse at an 18 year olds clean-shaven beef fajita once out of every 4,000 deliveries makes it alllllll worth it. PROTIP: CLICK LINK + SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW VIDEO.
Views: 206,793 | Date: 2.6.12 | Submitted By Jamal | Category: Pizza Fail
Hillbilly Wants To Kill Cameraman
There's only one thing more futile that trying to bust a nut while watching reruns of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - and that's attempting to win an argument against a porn director whilst esophagus-deep in cock. Two boners up for the effort. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 1.31.12 | Views: 765,201 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party
This girl has an emotional breakdown immediately following a facial. I initially assumed the obvious - dude must love his jumbo asparagus. But upon a 2nd viewing, I spotted a wedding band on the left hand. This is the part where I'm supposed to call her a whore. Personally, I'd rather just comfort her and smell her butt. I'm romantic like that. Full vid HERE.
Date: 1.26.12 | Views: 1,332,194 | Submitted By Dylan | Category: LULZ
Check her twat at the 1.55 mark. After no more than 15 seconds of diddling her clit, shit becomes the Niagra Falls of vaginal discharge. Camera dude says it's cum. I have 5 bucks and case of diet Mr. Pibb that says it's forgotten creampie from yesteryear. Full video HERE + HERE
Date: 1.14.12 | Views: 1,323,389 | Submitted By Kent | Category: LULZ
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars II
The Romeo of talking shit is finally back, verbally defecating on the egos of every tramp that crosses his path. If you missed the first one, catch it HERE. Download the full versions of all clips HERE and HERE.
Date: 12.21.11 | Views: 1,267,256 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
She's half Korean, half Mexican. That means she's pro at math and will have around 17 kids by this time next year. Not really. This girl actually just likes to smoke weed and take pictures of her massive ass - both of which are combined today in ways you cant even fathom. OOOOH YEAH.
Date: 11.24.11 | Views: 1,393,872 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
Sativa Rose nearly shits bricks Quepapas after realizing she's been duped into doing a quasi-bukkake. Havent seen a Mexican get this fiesty since the time i got caught sniffing second-hand chones at the local swapmeet, wearing nothing but jesus sandals. Full video HERE.
Date: 11.16.11 | Views: 1,147,483 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
From HOT To CREEPY In 5 Seconds
I once heard a male performer mutter "my grandma gives better head than you, suck me better or i'll pour drano down your cunt". That used to rank pretty high on my personal list of random-as-fuck-porno-dialogue. Then I saw this. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 11.14.11 | Views: 1,666,064 | Submitted By Visceral Venom | Category: LULZ
Brazillian Fucks 600 Men For Nothing!
She took in 596 cocks, ended up with a vagina blacker than Bill Cosby's stinkhole and lost a $50,000 grand prize to some Ukranian POLISH skag. But on a more positive note, she actually looks surprisingly hot when she cries her eyes out. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 11.11.11 | Views: 1,944,576 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
Ok, maybe not the dumbest. That title has long been secured by the Korean twat from Facial Abuse that had serious difficulty understanding that incestial desires arent kosher. But there'll always be 2nd place for the special little whore that went on cable TV to brag about spreading Chlamydia, smoking crack & sodomizing costars with uncooked meats.
Date: 10.21.11 | Views: 1,474,258 | Submitted By tg | Category: LULZ
I believe her first mistake was LOL'ing while getting passionately bulldozed by a 17 inch yogurt slinger. That kinda laughter tends to translate to one thing only - "your ion cannon does not phase me, please bash my ovaries harder". Invitation clearly accepted. Full video HERE.
Date: 10.7.11 | Views: 1,724,900 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
You know it's a hooker cause who else puts on a rubber just for s'ing some d? And you know it's his first time cause... well, just look at his face. Just one touch of his penis and he turns into Quasimoto with Asperger syndrome.
Date: 9.13.11 | Views: 1,406,565 | Submitted By Javier | Category: LULZ
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars
Facial Abuse got a new cameraman... but filming naive skanks getting blunt force trauma to the vajayjay is really only half his craft. His true talent lies in his usage of the English vocabulary. He's like the Shakespeare of talking shit. Funny as fuck. Download all vids HERE.
Date: 9.8.11 | Views: 1,784,046 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Cousin? Brother? Stepfather? How about all of the above. Not the slightest ounce of shame either. And when it comes to light that her brother/boyfriend did time in the pokey for murdering a person... all she can do is LOL. Definite keeper. Now watch her get DP'ed silly HERE.
Date: 8.12.11 | Views: 1,606,951 | Submitted By Visceral Venom | Category: LULZ
Bukakke is pretty straight forward. Aim for the face and let the protein shake rip. Easy peasy, unless of course you're a 300 pound ginger named Korin. 40 attempts and the best this gluten can do is make a wet spot in the corner. Fucking hilarious. More epic bukkake bloopers HERE.
Date: 8.8.11 | Views: 1,404,621 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
I Have The Worlds Finest Pussy!
Exaggeration of the fucking century. Her gash is as asthetically pleasing as my golden retrievers asshole. Luckily this hillbilly tramp didnt put all her eggs in one basket. When she isnt spreading lies about her miracle twat, she likes to team up with her dad to write sex songs. Duh, winning!
Date: 7.14.11 | Views: 1,345,812 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Anorexic Girl Has Ginormous Pussy
The smaller the girl, the smaller the vagina. It's a pretty straightforward concept.. and it's officially now defunct thanks to this 91 pounds of pure skank. I'll put it plainly... looking into her twat gives me vertigo. It's that bad. Download the full motherfucker HERE.
Date: 6.26.11 | Views: 2,200,335 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Aspiring whore confesses to beastial relations with family pets and a lingering desire to suck off Mr. Ed, but when the idea of sleeping with a black man is proposed.. she balks! LOL @ Max Hardcore's random cameo, criticizing her weight and declaring her unfit for a golden shower.
Date: 5.24.11 | Views: 1,001,303 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Two best friends, both packing about as much meat as Earthworm Jim, head to the local glory hole for a good time. Penile deficient guy #1 gets laughed out the booth, while the 2nd is given a standing chance but ultimately lacks the inches neccessary for a practical performance. haha.
Date: 5.11.11 | Views: 1,573,138 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ