Hipster: Permanently Loose At Age 18
My Papa John's delivery bro tells me body art is a form of expression. I couldn't agree more. This broads pierced nipples and tacky tattoos just scream 'my vagina has more cargo space than a Chevy Trailblazer'. And that it does laddy, that it does
Views: 434,415 | Date: 5.17.12 | Submitted By Gape Master 5000 | Category: Meat Caves Inc.
Hooker Accidentally Craps Herself
CHAIN REACTION: she gives a shitty blowjob > he retaliates by ejaculating in her mouth, (big no-no) > unexpected putrid jizz causes her to gag uncontrollably > heavy coughing puts pressure on already loose anus > splat, a Hershey Kiss is born. Similar videos HERE and HERE.
Date: 7.22.11 | Views: 1,508,258 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Hookers
Slut junkie reminisces about her previous employer - some Screech-looking motherfucker that literally blew a $100,000 inheritance entirely on prostitutes hired for nothing more than to eat Taco Bell and deficate on his face. In other words.. dude's a legend. Full video available HERE
Date: 11.14.10 | Views: 1,254,298 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Hookers
Crackwhore Confesses To Incest!
Everytime her son's cock gets brought up, her eyes widen like a fat kid at Taco Bell. It's pretty creepy. Almost as creepy as that basketball-sized tumor hanging from her mid section. Seriously, what the fuck is that?
Date: 2.14.10 | Views: 1,137,635 | Submitted By gfyue1 | Category: Hookers
Pocahontas Accidentally Shits Herself
An Indian prostitute that speaks in ebonics and lacks basic potty training? Some women are just born to be on eFukt.
Date: 12.23.09 | Views: 1,680,813 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Hookers