Hipster: Permanently Loose At Age 18

My Papa John's delivery bro tells me body art is a form of expression. I couldn't agree more. This broads pierced nipples and tacky tattoos just scream 'my vagina has more cargo space than a Chevy Trailblazer'. And that it does laddy, that it does

Views: 434,366 | Date: 5.17.12 | Submitted By Gape Master 5000 | Category: Meat Caves Inc.

Sit Your Whore Ass Down!

Original video HERE.

Date: 2.21.12 | Views: 1,213,515 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

The 6 Greatest Cum Walks Of 2011

6 women, 4 countries, and just about enough male ejaculate to spike the hair of king-fag from Jersey Shore. How can you not beat off to this? SOURCES: #2 is Aiche Perverse, #4 is Mercedes , #5 is Sexy Amy and #6 is Miruku Matsusaka. Want more? Go HERE and HERE.

Date: 11.28.11 | Views: 1,283,538 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

Happy Ending WIN

One man's quest for counterfeit Dockers ends with a lustrous rub n' tug, courtesy of Miss Swan, in what's quite possibly the only legitimate 'happy ending' video in existence. It's hard to turn a blind eye to the shrek factor of all ladies involved, but hey... at least it's real.

Date: 9.30.11 | Views: 1,761,203 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

Maid Entranced By Gringo Cock

It took 3 years and 117 attempts... but it happened. It finally happened. All he ever wanted was an audience. All she ever intended was to restock toiletries. Somewhere in the middle they found eachother, and from there it was love at first cumshot. Equally amazing video HERE.

Date: 9.22.11 | Views: 1,725,675 | Submitted By Zachary | Category: Exhibition

Drivethru Facial

Tim Hortons. Some go for the coffee. Others go just to fuck in the parking lot. This couple prefers to do both.. and in opposite order. First the wifey is doused in jizz. Then they hit up the drive thru for burgers and show n' tell - with her face still covered cum of course.

Date: 7.2.11 | Views: 1,606,385 | Submitted By Spamsam | Category: Exhibition

Delivery Dude Jizzes His Pants

This is Holly Hanna. She's 19, hot as fuck, and has a penchant for giving Papa John's employee's epic boners. Today she ups the stakes by not only answering the door butt fuckin nekkid, but with a dildo crammed up her little turd cutter. Pay a visit to her page HERE and show some love.

Date: 5.23.11 | Views: 2,258,984 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

An Explosive Orgasm - Literally

Dude blows a massive load uterus deep, filling her cunt to the brim with 4 Cheese Pastaroni... and then out it splooges. The sound effects are fake.. but the shots of his jizz doing gymnastics are legit. Some serious backspin on those wads. How the fuck...

Date: 5.9.11 | Views: 2,314,834 | Submitted By Nynexx | Category: Exhibition

Attack Of The 2 Incher

Dudes hung like a newborn chinchilla. Most folks with such handicaps shy away from the limelight and become reclusive. Not this turkey. He loves to socialize... he's just not very good at first impressions!

Date: 4.20.11 | Views: 1,252,932 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

Being A Maid Sucks More Than You Know

Remember Exhibitionist Fail? Seems that dude just cant keep his mouth off the rubber cock. Here he is once again traumatizing the fuck out of some migrant workers. Watch all the way through. The last clip is fucking golden.

Date: 1.10.11 | Views: 1,623,392 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

Predator Fail

Not efukt-worthy per se... but this does contain something uncommon - a woman actually standing up for herself after being victimized by one of them pervs that like to beat off in public. Apparently he was rubbing his cock up against her rear. Not kewl bro!

Date: 11.20.10 | Views: 1,343,859 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

Epic Naked Man

epic naked man is epic.

Date: 11.5.10 | Views: 1,185,224 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

Exhibitionist Fail

You see all these videos of dudes intentionally getting caught beating off by maids. Jolly good fun. Then you have this sad motherfucker... dressed up ilike Little Bo Peep and chowing down on a 15 inch rubber cock. Way to kill the trend. Thanks guy.

Date: 9.16.10 | Views: 1,277,153 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

The Craziest Of All Crazy Bitches

Who the fuck refers to stripping butt naked in Grand Central Station as a 'declaration of indviduality'? The same person that dubs themselves a "multimedia conceptual performance artist". I believe that's just fancy talk for "stupid crackwhore". lol.

Date: 5.6.10 | Views: 1,295,648 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

The 18 Year Old Nudist

LOL @ the trio of fat, balding senior citizens caressing her titties at the 2.25 minute mark - under the guise that they're just trying to help her overcome her body insecurties. That bandana-wearing fat fuck with the inverted penis has some serious game. Props nigguh!

Date: 4.22.10 | Views: 1,779,783 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

Flasher Disrupts College Class

Exhibitionists are exploring uncharted territory - the education system. Casper the small cock'd ghost isn't really the best pioneer for the job but I do admire his creativity.

Date: 2.1.10 | Views: 1,153,716 | Submitted By Max California | Category: Exhibition

Maid Mayhem

These men have truly mastered the art of sexually harassing migrant workers. Bravo. But I do believe it's time to take that next step forward - The Ritz Carlton. All white maids with 34d titties. Make daddy proud.

Date: 1.14.10 | Views: 1,963,757 | Submitted By SpamSam | Category: Exhibition

BEEP BEEP! I've Got A Boner

Beating off at home is for pussies. Real men take their meat to the street.

Date: 10.25.09 | Views: 820,310 | Submitted By T13C! | Category: Exhibition

The Fearless Fapper

Dude stops by the cleaners to have this pants tailored. As she takes measurements from behind, he whips out his wienerschnitzel and starts beating off. The woman is completely oblivious. Even after he soils her carpeted floor with his man chowder, she doesn't have a single fuckin clue. Props!

Date: 10.13.09 | Views: 1,404,761 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

Quit Fapping & GTFO

I guess he figured that once she laid eyes on his 7 inch yankee doodle, she wouldn't be able to resist and that a 'happy ending' would ensue. The Motel 6 guy actually shared the same ideology. Too much late night Cinemax porn can really fuck with your head these days.

Date: 10.9.09 | Views: 2,015,293 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

LOL I Ejaculated On You

Dude shoots his tapioca pudding all over the head of an unsuspecting fellow passenger, who fails to notice even after the fact. Bummmmmer broooooo.

Date: 10.4.09 | Views: 1,171,255 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition