VIDEO: Pizza Man DESPERATE For Pussy
Very few perks accompany the Papa John's Delivery Boy employee badge, but catching a 5 second glipse at an 18 year olds clean-shaven beef fajita once out of every 4,000 deliveries makes it alllllll worth it. PROTIP: CLICK LINK + SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW VIDEO.
Views: 207,031 | Date: 2.6.12 | Submitted By Jamal | Category: Pizza Fail
When You See It... You'll Shit Skittles
I like how she gets a little self conscious towards the end and uses her arm to cover up, effectively sheilding dozens of innocent bystanders from her own monstrosity. Courteous, insecure and 6% Elephant Man. God bless you. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 11.9.11 | Views: 1,233,739 | Submitted By TG | Category: Bizarre
Floppy titted ebony princess ejects some ricotta cheese on to her lesbian lovers face after being hollowed out by an artificial penis. Rather vomit worthy IMO. There's only one girl who's vaginal secretions I'd welcome with an open mouth and that's Veronica Mars, circa 2004.
Date: 4.20.11 | Views: 938,421 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre
This is Moonlight Godess of Gimps Gone Wild - a website dedicated to the sexual liberation of... gimps. Their word, not mine. She rarely talks dirty, so consider yourself privileged. You also get a peek at her bite size cooter. SCORE.
Date: 11.8.10 | Views: 1,581,464 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre
In retrospect, "I Make It Rain" by Lil Wayne would've been a more appropriate soundtrack... but I think you get the idea. Check out more epic ballsack videos @ monsterballs.com.
Date: 10.18.10 | Views: 2,414,829 | Submitted By Jacody | Category: Bizarre
The novelty of having a 10 inch cock sure does fade quick when the head of your penis looks like a Platypus LOL. Rotate your dick 90 degrees and run it over with your Monte Carlo. You'll be aight. Video from ANAL IN THE AMAZON.
Date: 9.12.10 | Views: 1,388,146 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre
So what's the scientific reasoning behind this one? Either her twat has Parkinson's or this is Hollow Man 3 and that mischievous fuck Kevin Bacon is back with a silenced Hitachi magic wand. Think about it. Full video available on POV PERVERT.
Date: 8.28.10 | Views: 1,568,610 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre
Meet your new idol. He's got more visible STD's than a Compton crackwhore and still manages to pull bitches with ease. This particular skank is a prime example. She sucks his cock as if those warts are Summer fresh blueberries. GAG.
Date: 7.13.10 | Views: 1,311,271 | Submitted By SpamSam | Category: Bizarre
I cant even imagine how many jackoff sessions came to a halt after this saggy-assed dinosaur stepped in front of the camera. How the fuck are you supposed to beat off when 50% of the screen is devoted to the puckering balloon knot of a gay porn veteran? Honestly...
Date: 4.25.10 | Views: 2,207,507 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre
Hey Lady, Your Butthole's Broken
Chronic hemorrhoids or a dried up prolapse? Hard to say. You be the judge.
Date: 8.1.09 | Views: 632,027 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre
All I can think about is the people who jack off to this shit. I envision a crowd of a thousand Japs in a dimly lit adult theater, simultaneously ejaculating just as the girl's vagina gets blown into oblivion by a point-blank blast from a 12 guage. Enthusiastic high fives, everywhere.
Date: 7.7.09 | Views: 927,578 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre
All shit aside, this is seriously a great movie. It's called The Magdalene Sisters and it's based on some fucked up real life events. Netflix it. A little enlightenment will take your fap session a long way.
Date: 7.2.09 | Views: 1,313,649 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre
Husband Hires Rapist Via Craigslist
Nice to see they're still expanding their services.
Date: 6.14.09 | Views: 900,582 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre
Cute claw. Not really my birth-defect of choice but I still happily fapped to her misfortune. Full video available @ Facial Abuse.
Date: 6.10.09 | Views: 941,074 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bizarre