"Attack Of The Penis Giganticus"

Pretty sure this fella failed prolapse-prevention 101. When you gots a salami stick of that magnitude, you can't just sloppily plunge into a woman's stink hole. None the less, her rectum defies all odds and remains intact throughout her intense session of anal battering. A miracle of god.
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