"Pencil Dick"

Never thought I'd be so jealous of a cock shaped like a Slim Jim... and a chocolate covered one at that. Always buckle up and wear a rubber when traveling down the hershey highway, head on collisions can be messy.

Lost My Virginity To A Pornstar Bukkake Fail Pornstars + Cocaine = WIN Caught Fapping at the Library
Intentionally Caught Jacking Off 2 Voyeur Fail Mom Fascinated By Daughter's Sextape YIKES! Wigger Has Crazy Breakdown!
DP Fail Hammer Head Awkward Moments In Porn The Socially Awkward Teenager
The True Story of Animal Farm Friendly Fire Won't Ever Do Anal Again Bukakke Shoot Turns Violent