DESTROYED BY CUM LOLZ

This brings back memories of the very 1st girl I met off Match.com. She was a hippy, the kind that tried to save water by not flushing the toilet and bathing less often than bums. All of this was revealed in her "about me', but I kinda skipped that part. So yeah, she wanted to 69 and I foolishly agreed not knowing that her cunt smelt like a rotting fish. Thank god for premature ejaculation though. It brought a swift end to that 20 seconds of sensory trauma

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