"He Can Suck His Own Dick"

You think you've got it good? This dude has a curled mullet and a 7 inch cock that he can suck all on his own. Jealous right? Now before you do that semi backwards somersault, you should really read up on the dangers associated with autofellatio. Wouldn't want you to snap your neck or get some terrible STD.

The Giggliest Girl in Porn Returns The Most Pathetic Lesbian Scene Of All Time The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 5 Sit Your Whore Ass Down!
Hey Mikey, She HATES It The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 3 Mom Fascinated By Daughter's Sextape Cum Dodger FAIL
The Art Of Hating Cum Lost My Virginity To A Pornstar The Worst Tits in Porn Stripped, Beaten & Burned
LOL Sexual Inferiority Girl Got HIV After Doing Anal The Trolling of a Discount Hooker College Class On Fisting