"Oh Noes The Condom Broke!"

I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch! It's still a cool site though, CHECK IT OUT!

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