"The Creepiest Motherfucker in Porn"

If there's a book out there on what NOT to do during intercourse, I'd say this dude just paved the way for a fucking trilogy. Nevermind his Rosie O'Donnell-like figure, or his unsettling fetish for floppy disks. The real prize is at the 2.48 mark. Ladies and gentleman, this motherfucker just single-handedly brought back Planking. Download here + discuss here.

Accidental Anal Devirginization Masculinity Fail Smegma Makes Her Gag WTF Of The Year
Ragegasm Hey Mikey, She HATES It She Claims She Fucked Her... Bukkake Fail
Breaking Points Anorexic Girl Has Ginormous Pussy Lemme Smell Yo Dick The Most Beautiful Breakdown Ever
Pornstars + Cocaine = WIN First Sex Toy In Space Squirt Fail Meanwhile in Russia...