"The Worst Cumshot Of All Time"

This dude ejaculates Grey Poupon. Straight up. It's the most bedazzling shit I've seen since that picture of Jesus appearing on a dog's asshole. Be sure to keep a towel handy in case you vomit and/or nut. See the full video HERE.


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BUT DADDY IT HURTS! Almost Perfect YOU MAD I FUCKING HATE CUM!