"Babysitting Fail"

I wish my parents had been as considerate in their choosing of a babysitter. For 7 years they stuck me with Ethiopian dyke that wore basketball attire exclusively. Nearly left me with an inverted penis.

Porn Directors Are Funny I Hate Cum Autofellatio Fail Sniffing Her Butt Wont Help
A Discussion On Beastiality The Milf From Mars Your Body Is Your Temple My Vagina Is On FUCKING Fire
Being A Maid Sucks More Than You Know 78 Percent Of His Sexual Partners Quit Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party Daughter Of The Year 2
Girl Orgasms Via Rollercoaster Did I Just Do Anal.... IDK Orgasm Fail Rejected... LIKE A BOSS