"Gigantic Genitalia"

I'm about to take a hot shower and fap to my Elton John's Greatest Hits CD. I'll type up a video description a bit later, k?

Happy Ending Fail Being A Maid Sucks More Than You Know The Horrors Of College NO ME GUSTA JIZZUM!
Death By Titties Blame It On The Orgasm The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 4 I FUCKING HATE CUM!
The Viewers Of Efukt It's Only Smellz The Worst Tattoos in Porn Facefucking Fail!
Butt Sex Sends Poor Girl to the ER The Cam Whore Awards: Round Two The Pencil Test Mission Impossible: Dont Cum