"Gigantic Genitalia"

I'm about to take a hot shower and fap to my Elton John's Greatest Hits CD. I'll type up a video description a bit later, k?

LOL Wrong Hole! Man Of The Year Blumpkins Really Do Exist Smegma Makes Her Gag
Cute Face, Ugly Vagina Queefing Beauty Prostitute Lasts Only 28 Seconds Ass to Mouth with Consequences
1 Girl, 1 Cigarette Hey Mikey, She HATES It I Lost My Virginity To A Dog U GOT WHAT IN YOUR EYE
Happy Ending Fail Girl Got HIV After Doing Anal YIKES! Wigger Has Crazy Breakdown! Hey Daddy, look what I can do!