"Sex With A Geo Metro"

A damn fine car if I ever saw one. At 45 mpg, who the fuck needs a Prius? The real selling point here isn't the fuel efficiency though. It's the penis-like stick shift. Just fast forward to the 2.35 minute mark and see what kind of anal penetration this vehicle is capable of. It's also got 55 HP stock but if you really wanna be a baller - throw in a twin turbo and some neon lights. And ALWAYS valet that shit.

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