Sad to see how camscamming has gone from "side gig" to "a race to see who can park a Kia Soul up their twat first". Then again... when your target demographic is people that consider hotdog water a cologne, you gotta be ready to adapt. Consider this bitch the Dave Grohl of CamSoda. [More Camwhores]
Entitled Internet hooker has a 6-year-long FML moment after realizing competition in an over-saturated market is a bitch. Fortunately she's great at handling her feelings like an adult. And by "adult" I mean insufferable cunting of the highest order. Famous last words @3:15. [PROFILE]
Five of the most WTF porn moments we could find. A cum covered slut beating up a midget, the first female cumshot caught on film, Tory Lane's broken brain and an innocent question with a very questionable answer.
Put together 50 drunken college guys and a semi-naked sea donkey and you've got yourself a recipe for a not-so-consenual gangbang. But in this case the girl gets off easy with just a slap on the ass. Well, more like a 100 slaps on the ass, along with a few boob grabs but hey, her smile never fades! What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Those crazy porn directors have made a full movie featuring the entire systematic sexual conditioning of ones daughter into a fuck buddy. All in magnificent POV. Disturbing? Sure. But is it fappable? FULL LENGTH + MOAR.
Lulu Love gets an unexpected, unwanted invite to a Turkish bike ride. Likely due to this rectal romeo giving more fucks about where his third supper is coming from than what he's aiming at. In other words: he tried to find da wey and it failed beautifully.
For a minute there, I was actually beginning to lose faith in Japan's ability to consistently create the most fucked up, ridiculous adult films known to man. Then I was introduced to the latest and greatest - 'anamorphic animal porn'. Pure win.
There's only two people on Earth that should never be caught fishing for brown trouts: Lindsay Lohan in her 'i'll snort Tide Pods' phase, and this chick. She's 19, anti-semen and dumber than a mailbox on Sunday. In other words: she was BORN for Efukt. [FULL SCENE] [SONG]
Some women require foreplay to get off. Others, Little Caesars 5 for $5.00. And then there's Jessica Carrboro aka The Crotch Vampire, who takes no less than a scoop of organic strawberry swirl to get moist. I say this with complete sincerity: You're not ready for her.
This is kinda disturbing... and I don't mean haha-distubring like when Dennis Rodman became our ambassador for nuclear warfare. This woman is fragile, deranged and sees more abuse than an EBT card at a New Jersey Casino. I don't know if I should cringe or nominate her for an AVN award.
Wow, being an attention whore really came back to bite this one in the taint eh? Hey 1Pac, how about next time you stick to overdosing in the laundry aisle like everyone else and save the social media challenges for likeigiveafuck.com.
The 70's were a special time in history where no one gave a fuck. Smoking in hospitals, untamed pubes, sexually harassing midgets at the workplace, and faking a cum shot with a limp penis and shampoo? No problem. Nothing was sacred. [Full Scene]