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SHOCK COCKS

SHOCK COCKS

If you've been gifted the penile dimensions of grammas old fashioned marmalade mason jars, there's only 2 things left to do. So if you share the same genetics, take notes and consider this Plan B after being banished from the batting cages for life.

48,914 04.07.20 Motherless Big Dicks
Buttsex is Her Breaking Point

Buttsex is Her Breaking Point

LIFE LESSON #193: When entering into an agreement between sexual favors and money: Prepare your anus. The same rules apply to buying TSLA puts and dining at Country Buffet.

320,199 03.23.20 CS Anal
The Sex Life of a Nerd

The Sex Life of a Nerd

Yes, she's 18... and slightly defective. Really not sure what else to say about her. It's just another one of those geeky broads that's taken their obsession with Harry Potter spells a little bit too fucking far for me.

284,313 03.13.20 RedTube Teen
I'll Never Shop Costco Again

I'll Never Shop Costco Again

6 hour lines to get in the door for the Sourest Cream pringles and toilet ice cream? Doomsday preppers may have avoided the beer virus, but this taste never washes off. #killthem

196,862 03.04.20 ML WTF
Meanwhile, in  China...

Meanwhile, in China...

Coronavirus did this

214,029 02.26.20 Anonymous WTF
Family Farmhouse

Family Farmhouse

And rounding third base for "Things nobody asked to fucking see ever" is this monstrosity of a Jimmy Dean sex tape. This video does in 3 minutes, what takes the customer service line at Walmart an entire afternoon to do: Completely crushes the spirit of a woman that considers 2 dipping sauces fine dining.

245,132 04.04.20 TG Porn Fail
Awkward Moments in Porn 9

Awkward Moments in Porn 9

Homing in on the 10-clip anniversary of offensive sexual acts among a global pandemic, and yet I remain hopeful. I mean hopeful that people in quarantine will continue to produce more reprehensible content than a Harvey Weinstein video library, not the Covid stuff - we're fucked. Like the guy in the first clip: Fap until it goes dark.

708,895 03.27.20 Various LULZ
CELEBRITIES REACT: CORONA VIRUS

CELEBRITIES REACT: CORONA VIRUS

Today's spread: a.) Famous fucktwats trying to cope with lack of attention b.) Historical tone deaf unawareness c.) Whatever final form Madonna has decided to mutate into. In other words - Three things to make your quarantine just a little bit worse.

508,692 03.24.20 F.B.E. Famous
The French Tickler

The French Tickler

I proudly present "La Magique Buco Culo" or "The Magic Butt Hole. This feat of pure sphincter talent took years of blood, sweat and tears all culminating to this moment. Captured on webcam and entered into the historical archives for your enjoyment. [MORE]

526,389 03.21.20 TG Prolapse
Cum Haters 2020

Cum Haters 2020

It's that time of year again. When degenerate girls jacked to the tits in daddy issues insist on doing it for tha gram but end up frail, fucked and forgotten. Not since the days of blindly acquiring porn ala 5600 baud Limewire have I come across a female with such anti-seminal fortitude.

703,406 03.13.20 Various Orgasms
A Site Actually Worth Paying For

A Site Actually Worth Paying For

Listen up zoomers: When it comes time to splurge those hanukkah nickles you've been hoarding - try making it a worthwhile investment like signing up here. It's basically guaranteed Return on Erection and you'd be helping Efukt.

486,822 03.12.20 JM Advertisement
Steven Spielberg's Daughter Finds Her Calling

Steven Spielberg's Daughter Finds Her Calling

The mentally ill adopted daughter of billionaire Steven Spielberg wants to be financially independent. So, what does any strong empowered independent female do in 2020? Make an onlyfans account. [intagram] [onlyfans] [news story]

726,441 03.07.20 Anonymous Famous
Just Japanese Things

Just Japanese Things

An all-minority female cast ultimately leading to me losing faith in life itself? You can go ahead and file this under The 2016 Ghostbusters Reboot of Porn. And Bill Murray can't save you this time.

700,111 02.29.20 Ooo Asians
Energy Drinks and Alien Sex

Energy Drinks and Alien Sex

A caffeine addicted, amateur paranormal scientist returns home after an experiment to make contact with beings outside of earth has presumably failed. [Full Scene: HERE]

819,628 02.21.20 geehawed Funny
Incest Porn Worthy of an Oscar

Incest Porn Worthy of an Oscar

Say hello to your new idol. He's a recent graduate from the WWE school of acting for the mentally challenged and still manages to pull more suburban MILF poon then a 4-starred gynecologist on YELP. This particular desperate housewife is a prime example of why you should always FYD. [MORE]

1,217,279 02.14.20 BBS Incest
Cucked to Tears

Cucked to Tears

First time I've seen a wife rental video where the girl and her hired gun are left more humiliated than the husband. 7 1/2 inches of New Orlean's finest essentially left them completely mute, save for some sobbing that is usually reserved for the customer service desk at Lululemon. Hilarious.

1,548,671 02.07.20 Anonymous Cuckold
Pornhub's Biggest Deviant

Pornhub's Biggest Deviant

That's it man. As far as I'm concerned vegans have officially jumped the plant-based shark. Not even at the height of one of my patented Acid Trip + Red Lobster Biscuit wombo combo benders did I envision something as despicable as this going behind a paywall. More HERE and HERE. [SONG]

1,226,753 02.03.20 sonicjam Amateur
Camgirl of the Decade

Camgirl of the Decade

It's been 14 years of Efukt, so trust me when I say I know talent when I see it. Meet siswet. A girl that has cultivated a million Chaturbate followers by using her asshole to inhale anything without a birth certificate. I'm talking the Kirby of butt stuff and there's no fucking end in sight.

1,111,420 01.29.20 TG Camwhores
Where I Got My First Restraining Order

Where I Got My First Restraining Order

Imagine a community with no rules except "all the vag you can grab for the affordable price of $0". And it's not even behind the dumpster at a Floridian Denny's. Consider signing up - you'd be helping both Efukt and the war of butt AIDS.

1,054,870 01.28.20 JM Advertisement
The Best of Public Fappers 2

The Best of Public Fappers 2

Here it is. Round 2 in what is arguably the most offensive thing you can do in public besides mothershipping the handicap stall at Baskin Robbins. But unlike those shit gremlins - these titans of societal norms actually film the entire thing. [SONG]

1,565,891 01.24.20 Various Fappin
The 5 Most Awful Scenes of 2020

The 5 Most Awful Scenes of 2020

Guys coming up short, Increasing Japan's tourism, Why not to go organic, Offending white college students and Incredible acts of self-reliance. This compilation covers more bases than Harvey Weinstein during a 3-day trip to the Bahamas. [ 0, 1, 2, 3, 4]

1,127,383 01.17.20 Various LULZ
Part Teacher, Part Sex Offender

Part Teacher, Part Sex Offender

Imagine that. A girl with 2 first names doing trailer park things and the footage coming back to bite her in the cornhole. Around these parts we call this phenomenon "Monday Afternoon". But for Mary Beth Haglin, she's gonna need another 90 days to think about a sequel lol. [SONG] [MORE OF HER PORN]

1,659,709 01.10.20 OKG News
Bad Glory Hole Etiquette

Bad Glory Hole Etiquette

7 samples into a hot dog warming party goes horribly wrong when one rogue cowboy says fuck all to the rules and slings his gentleman juice around like he's in the handicap stall at Country Buffet. The result is a crash course on Plan-B and why IQ tests need to be mandatory in porn. [More Here]

1,475,064 01.05.20 TG Gloryhole
Backroom Bait and Switch

Backroom Bait and Switch

Classic case of overconfidence. If only she put as much research into this man's business model as she did into Instagram "fix my tits" filters, then maybe all of this could have been avoided. Ah well - Live, Learn and Burn.

999,550 01.05.20 Crazyshit Amateur
Awkward Moments in Porn 8

Awkward Moments in Porn 8

A special "BRUH" moment for clip #4. I honestly haven't seen a woman that concerned since I test ran the floor units in Home Depot's toilet bowl section after White Castle started selling their burgers by the hundreds. Let's just say I'm not allowed to improve my house again until 2027. TAKE IT AWAY CORPSEGRINDER.

1,599,691 12.28.19 Various LULZ
eFukt Shirts

eFukt Shirts

I can't imagine how many family gatherings have been derailed thanks to the conversation that followed wearing one of these beauties to dinner. How the fuck are you supposed to multitask keeping grandma vertical AND explain this? Spoiler alert: You can't. A choice must be made.

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