All I wanna know is how the fuck did he do that without the employee noticing? Some sort of pussy pounding stealth mode... I gotta learn that so I can fuck my hookers without waking up mom and dad.
Son of a... thats the furriest cornhole I've seen outside of a petting zoo. Time to start shaving with a flame thrower you fuckin butt-tarantula lookin bitch.
24-years-old and doesn't know what rectal sex is. But what she lacks in anatomy credits, she makes up for in... well... nothing. Even with green light for cornhole sodomy I don't think we'll be seeing the sequel to "Karens Krapper: Volume 1"
Women nowadays are scared to coast through a Dunkin Donuts drivethru without glazing their faces in 20 minute Youtube makeup tutorials. And then there's these girls... who run out of fucks to give after the 3rd Shirley Temple.
