Uber Hot Dork Learns How To Masturbate

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Uploaded Feb 12, 2012

There's two things I truly value in life: 1.) Arby's coupons and 2.) sexually inexperienced women, like this chick. Tack on the fact that she weighs 100 pounds and likes to snack on her own love juice and I'd say this is damn near the closest I've ever come to falling in love with something displayed on my CRT monitor, save for maybe Tetris. PROFILE HERE.

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