I Lost My Virginity To A Dog

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Perhaps my logic in somewhat flawed - but you'd think that someone who's devoted their life to sucking animal dick would at least have the courtesy to convert to vegetarianism. You heartless bitch.

Uploaded 03/10/10 LULZ

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