If you're trying to make your girlfriend cum and you don't see a fountain of cottage cheese spurting from her pussy, then you're definitely doing it wrong.

Date: 8.3.08 | Views: 1,394,600 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

I'm dying to know what she charges. I'm fat and ugly just like this dude except I'm actually white.... thats gotta knock off at least a few pesos right?

Date: 7.23.08 | Views: 974,367 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Is that a gift or a curse? It's huge but hideous. It looks like he had about 50 of those girth enlargement surgeries where they inject a bunch of fat into your cock to make it thicker. Now his cock needs lipo.

Date: 7.9.08 | Views: 1,606,909 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Ribbed for her pleasure? Falcor thinks so.

Date: 7.8.08 | Views: 949,502 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

When I posted this clip 2 years ago I somehow left out a key component - the scene where he seperately inserts his arms, left leg, and entire head into her vagina. Seeing as this is the most popular video on eFukt, I think it's about time the full version was posted.

Date: 7.6.08 | Views: 9,378,492 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Is it because she was denied a medical loan to have that hideous birthmark removed from her belly? or perhaps she is crying due to the sheer size of his massive tootsie roll?

Date: 6.17.08 | Views: 1,287,399 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

The video doesn't show it but inside of her vagina there's a scorpion that later has an epic territorial battle with the tarantual, both of which are defeated by the husbands cock. Kinky shit.

Date: 6.16.08 | Views: 397,650 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Contents under pressure. I wonder what would happen if you poked that thing with a needle. Would tapioca pudding leak out?

Date: 6.8.08 | Views: 1,050,175 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

Have you guys ever played this video game? Apparently if you 'press 'down' 15 times and then 'left' once Echo will grow a dick and you can start fucking things. Time to grab the lube and bust out your Sega Genesis! See more videos like this on Demonic3D.com

Date: 6.3.08 | Views: 738,527 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

It's pretty rare to see any form of racism in porn, regardless of whether it's genuine or scripted. You can throat fuck a girl till she pukes but if you drop the N-BOMB it's gameover!

Date: 5.31.08 | Views: 2,011,497 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

That's a pretty cool magic trick. I would imagine pissing isn't very fun though, probablly soils his pants every time he makes a trip to the bathroom.

Date: 4.27.08 | Views: 1,099,542 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

One wrong move and he'll end up cutting her vagina off. I wonder what kind of dangerous objects he sticks into her asshole?

Date: 4.26.08 | Views: 380,941 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

When a woman has an orgasm, sometimes she loses control of her bowels and she shits herself. But I wouldn't worry, most of you couldn't give a girl an orgasm if your life depended on it. Unless you have mad penis skillz like this guy.

Date: 4.14.08 | Views: 1,461,164 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

She made a shocking discovery: Her pussy lips look like those funny things that dangle from a chicken's neck. So we got tuna and chicken. Yum, I love surf and turf.

Date: 4.13.08 | Views: 518,215 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre

oh yes, there will be blood... and some blowjobs motherfucker!

Date: 4.7.08 | Views: 2,207,775 | Uploader: Anonymous | Category: Bizarre